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Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anime, Chat, clocktits, Community, Edition, FANART, Gaming, general, lewd, lewd content, memes, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, Slutposting, smp, virtual youtuber, vtsg, Vtuber, vtuber girls, waifu

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	8906
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

SisBirthVSSurgery Minecraft Server

aita, Childbirth, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cosmetic surgery, Decision making, Dilemma, emotional impact, family, family dynamics, long-term planning, Minecraft, missing birth, personal choice, Priorities, relationships, Server, SisBirthVSSurgery, sister, Support, surgery, timing conflict, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can undergo surgery and attend a birth at the same time – no need to choose between the two! Plus, if your sister starts spreading rumors about your surgery schedule, you can just block her in-game and avoid all the drama.

Don’t wait for time slots to open up months later – join our server now and start crafting your own adventure! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft?

KidneyCraft: Boundaries Edition

Boundaries, boundary issues, Edition, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family loyalty, family obligations., Family Support, kidney failure, Kidney Transplant, KidneyCraft, life choices, organ donation, personal boundaries, personal sacrifice, personal well-being, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, strained relationships

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	8018	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in setting boundaries and protecting your well-being, just like our player who refused to donate a kidney to their brother!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can explore endless worlds, build magnificent structures, and maybe even find a kidney donor in the process (just kidding, we don’t actually provide medical services).

Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of self-care and saying no to toxic relationships. So come on in and let’s build a kidney-shaped castle together (just kidding again, that would be weird).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your virtual kidneys or anything else. Play on our server and remember, it’s all fun and games until someone asks for a kidney transplant!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

child abuse, children’s rights, controversy, CraftyKids, criminal justice, cultural norms, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, iraq, law, Legal System, legalize, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, morality, pedophilia, public outcry, religious beliefs, Server, sexual exploitation, Social Issues

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	69
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

haha, u think that’s cray cray? well, come join our minecraft server where we have a law that can legalize riding pigs as a mode of transportation! yep, u heard me right, forget about horses, pigs are the new way to get around in our world.

but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they have special powers and can trade you the rarest items in exchange for your soul (just kidding, they actually just want emeralds).

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion in the middle of the map? legend has it that if you spend the night there, you’ll be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. but watch out, he’s a bit explosive when he gets excited.

so come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). see you there, pig riders!

CraftyKyivWarriors

aggression, Border dispute, border skirmish, Conflict, CraftyKyivWarriors, cross-border attack, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, RETALIATION, russia, security breach, sovereignty violation, territorial violation, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and launch cross-border attacks like the Ukrainians did into Russia? Well, guess what, on our server u can do just that! We got crazy battles, epic raids, and all the chaos u could ever want. Join now and be part of the madness! Plus, our admins are like wizards who can make ur wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what u waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BPA Boys & Blockheads

autism, bisphenol A, Blockheads, Boys, BPA, cells, chemical exposure, developmental disorders, environmental toxins, food packaging, health risks, higher levels, Mice, neurodevelopmental conditions, new analysis, people, Plastics, Pregnant Women, research findings, small studies, urine samples

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more plastics and autism than you can shake a stick at! our levels of bisphenol A are through the roof, just like our crazy adventures. we have pregnant women peeing out BPA like it’s nobody’s business, all to create the most epic gaming experience for you.

we’ve got studies in people, cells in a dish, and even mice getting in on the action. who knew autism could be so fun? come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of plastic-loving, autism-inducing gamers like us? it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Aqua’s Almighty Minecraft Server

Almighty, Anime, Aqua, Aquas, digital entertainment, entertainment industry, Gaming, higher powers, Idol, internet culture, Japanese media, less than 50%, Minecraft, online personalities, ownership, Server, streaming, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, Virtual talents, virtual world, Vtuber, Yagoo

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Divine Spears Created:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the owners actually own more than 50%? Well, look no further because on our server, Yagoo owns less than 50% – talk about a power struggle! Join us for epic battles between Yagoo and the rest of the staff as they fight for control of the server. Will Yagoo finally take over or will the rebellion prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen. Plus, we have flying pigs, diamond-encrusted llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

RighteousMC SMP – When You’re Right, You’re Mining!

Absolute, Accuracy, acknowledgment, affirmation, Agreement, Certainty, confirmation, Correct, CORRECTNESS, Indisputable, Mining, right, RighteousMC, smp, sureness, Truth, Undeniable, unquestionable, validation, Youre

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens throwing eggs at players, and villagers breakdancing in the town square.

Our server is the only place where you can find diamond ore that sings show tunes, and where the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. Not to mention, our Nether is filled with lava that tastes like hot sauce and ghasts that shoot fireballs shaped like emojis.

If you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Remember, when you’re right, you’re right…but when you’re on our server, you’re in for a crazy good time!

BoyfriendBedtimeBattles Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Boundaries, BoyfriendBedtimeBattles, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Frustration, individual needs, living together, Minecraft, nighttime routine, personal space, personal time, pet care, quality time, relationship, Respect, self-care, Server, sleep routine, Understanding, work schedule

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing a bedroom with someone who falls asleep at 8:30pm? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with late-night shenanigans and no bedtime restrictions!

On our server, you won’t have to brush your teeth in the dark or tiptoe around trying not to wake up your partner. We have plenty of virtual bathrooms with doors and lights that won’t disturb anyone’s beauty sleep.

Don’t feel guilty for staying up past 8pm anymore! Our server encourages you to stay up as late as you want, no sad sighs or guilt trips allowed. And if your partner tries to force themselves to stay awake just to keep you company, we’ll have a virtual intervention to set things straight.

Join now and experience the freedom of staying up past bedtime without any judgment or restrictions. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds all night long? Let’s make bedtime a thing of the past on this hilarious Minecraft server!

NoNudeNoDiam0nds

aita, artist, Boundaries, creepy, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, family functions, family pressure, favor for work, high school sweetheart, husband’s uncle, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate request, NoNudeNoDiam0nds, Painting, personal boundaries, refusing to pose nude, support career, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	577	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Hey gamers! So I stumbled upon this Minecraft server and let me tell you, it’s wilder than your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings), diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding.

But wait, it gets even crazier! One time, a player’s pet parrot started rapping Eminem lyrics and the villagers formed a flash mob to dance to it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched you into a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a squirrel on a caffeine high, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to pose nude for an artist uncle…just kidding, we draw the line at flying pigs.

BlockbusterFlicks

all-time favorite movie, BlockBusterFlicks, classic film, comfort film, comfort movie, cozy movie night, favorite movie, feel good movie, go-to movie, movie binge, movie buff, movie comfort food, movie escape, movie lover, movie marathon, movie night, movie night in, movie nostalgia, movie pick-me-up, movie recommendation, movie therapy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	68
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of watching your comfort movie for the 100th time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground movie theater where you can watch your favorite comfort movie while fighting off creepers and zombies! Imagine watching The Lion King while fending off a horde of skeletons – talk about a cinematic experience! So come join us and experience movie night like never before on our epic Minecraft server!