Clocks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Clocks Are Japanese Minecraft SMP

antique, ARTISTRY, Clocks, Craftsmanship, culture, Decorative, design, Detailed, HANDCRAFTED, heritage, History, intricate, japanese, Minecraft, ornate, smp, timekeeping, timepieces, Traditional, Unique, vintage

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even Japanese clocks look normal in comparison! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly! It’s a world where the unexpected is the norm, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about this blocky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. See you there!

Cellphone Clocks Are A Thing

asking for time, Behavior, cellphone, cellphones, Clocks, Communication, convenience, cultural shift, digital age, Etiquette, habits, human interaction, Interaction, modern life, people, reliance on technology, social norms, society, strangers, Technology, Time

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204

join this epic minecraft server where the clocks are always wrong and time is a MYSTERY. you’ll never know if it’s day or night, keeping you on your TOES. it’s like living in a real life episode of the twilight zone, but with CREEPERS.

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? the choice is yours.

our spawn point is a giant disco ball that rains diamonds instead of glitter. who needs boring old grass when you can dance on a floor of precious gems?

come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, the sheer absurdity of our server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, and you’ll never want to leave. unless you get blown up by a creeper, in which case, RIP.

Synced Clocks, Delayed TVs

Accurate, advancement, Celebrated, celebration, Clocks, decades ago, delayed, Delays, Digital, Entertainment, Flipped, Modernization, new years, simultaneously, sports wins, synced, synchronization, Technology, television, Time, TV, tvs

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where time is all wacky and wild just like those olden days when people couldn’t sync their clocks right! we got sports wins happening at the same time on TV but with digital delays! it’s like a time warp of chaos and confusion, but in a fun minecraft world! join us for a wild ride of wonky time and crazy celebrations! who needs accurate clocks when you can have a blast with us?!

MoonClockSyncCraft

celestial bodies, clock rates, Clocks, Earth, estimate, gravitational effects, Lunar exploration, Moon, MoonClockSyncCraft, relativistic framework, research, scientists, Space missions, space technology, synchronization, synchronization methods, synchronization techniques, time accuracy, time measurement, time synchronization, timekeeping

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mines Excavated:	1060	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the clocks on the earth and the moon are totally in sync. like, how crazy is that? you can be mining diamonds on the moon and it’s the same time as on earth. it’s like time travel, but without the time travel.

join this server for the most mind-blowing experience of your life. build a house on the moon and watch the sunrise at the same time as your friend on earth. it’s like a science experiment, but with creepers and endermen.

come join us for a relativistic framework to estimate clock rates on the moon. it’s like einstein meets steve from minecraft. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure.

WorkinCraft SMP: OP Fucks Off and Clocks In Edition

adulting, career, Clocks, Edition, fucks, fucks off, für, Furry, furry community, goes to work, Job, LEAVING, life balance, op, productivity, PROFESSIONAL, RESPONSIBILITY, s/fur, smp, Time management, work edition, work ethic, work life, WorkinCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness s/furOP getting fed up with Minecraft and deciding to go to work instead. Will they ever return? Who knows, but the chaos they leave behind is sure to keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the Diamond Pig’s secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join now and find out!

ClocklessCraft

Chaos, Civilization, ClocklessCraft, Clocks, confusion, Disappearance, Earth, existential dilemma, Humanity, hypothetical scenario, Lost, Mystery, temporal crisis, Time, Time management, timekeeping, timelessness, uncertainty, unknown, vanishing clocks, what if

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion and clocks are so last season! Join us for a wild ride through a world where time doesn’t matter and chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of time-traveling pigs come stampeding through, causing mayhem and confusion. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a group of mischievous villagers start playing pranks on you by changing the time of day every five minutes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of time wizards who can bend time to their will. Want to experience a never-ending day or skip straight to the weekend? Just ask one of our resident time wizards and they’ll make it happen.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly out of this world, come join us where time is just a figment of your imagination. Who needs clocks anyway?

Babyception: Surprise Announcement Edition

#announcement, adoption, baby shower drama, baby shower etiquette, Babyception, brothers baby shower, Edition, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, Golden Child, miracle baby, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy surprise, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, spotlight stealing, Surprise, wedding takeover

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this throwaway account.

Imagine a world where you can steal the spotlight just like the OP plans to do at her brother’s baby shower. Who needs to follow the rules when you can make your own? Create chaos, stir up trouble, and watch the drama unfold as you announce your own pregnancy at someone else’s special event.

With a community like no other, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join us now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, just like the OP did when she told her mom to “eff off” during a family dispute.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly outrageous. Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

DenyCraft: Real or Fake?

BELIEF, Conspiracy, controversial, denial, DenyCraft, Evidence, Existence, facts, Fake, hidden truths, misconceptions, Myths, Paranormal, Phenomenon, proof, real, Reality, skepticism, Supernatural, Truth, Undeniable, undisputed, unexplained

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

A Minecraft server where the pigs can fly, the cows can dance, and the creepers are actually friendly! Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle out of diamond blocks while being serenaded by singing villagers. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our server, challenging players to a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and see for yourself what everyone else is denying but is actually 100% real!

ParasitePartyMC

biology, Consciousness, deep introspection, ecological balance, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, evolutionary biology, existential crises, host damage, Human Behavior, introspection, morality, natural selection, ParasitePartyMC, PARASITES, philosophical questions, Scientific inquiry, SELF AWARENESS, survival instincts, Symbiotic Relationships, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

join our epic minecraft server where the parasites are the real MVPs! we have a whole community of existential crisis-ridden parasites just waiting to take over your host body and wreak havoc in the virtual world.

imagine the chaos of a creeper being controlled by a tiny worm with an identity crisis. or a zombie being guided by a confused tapeworm questioning its purpose in life.

come for the gameplay, stay for the existential dread. join now and let the parasites show you a whole new level of minecraft madness!

RPCraft

Adventure, cross-platform, Cross-Play, dungeon crawling, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Explorer, FANTASY, Immersive, Journey, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, Rich, Roleplay, RPCraft, RPG, Seasoned, Server, Survival, Towns, Towny, Ultimate

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Welcome to RPCraft!

Dive into the ultimate fantasy RPG experience on RPCraft, where your adventure awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or new to the world of Minecraft, our server offers a rich and immersive environment for all.

Features:

– Create Towns and Kingdoms – Explore a Rich Map – Dungeon Crawling (Coming Soon) – Cross-Platform Play

Join RPCraft now and embark on an unforgettable journey. Your kingdom awaits!

play.rpcraft.info

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

border control, Corruption, criminal behavior, Criminals., cultural stereotypes, discrimination, drug cartels, drug trafficking, immigration, mexican culture, Mexican society, Mexicans, Minecraft, Narco, prejudice, PSYCHOTIC, racial profiling, Server, Social Issues, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, TacoCraft, violence

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2503	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Void Armor Forged:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	6880	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Tired of dealing with psychotic Narco criminals in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Mexicans are building epic structures instead of causing chaos! Our server is filled with friendly players who love to build, explore, and have a good time. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret taco stand hidden somewhere in the world where you can get unlimited tacos for free! So why deal with Narco drama when you can join us and have a fiesta instead? Viva la Minecraft!

ClassyCraft Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Class, ClassyCraft, contemplation, critical thinking, Curiosity, debate, Decision making, Dilemma, discussion, education, Ethics, intellectual, introspection, learning, Minecraft, moral, philosophy, Questioning, reasoning, Reflection, smp, thought process

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and chickens leading rebellions against the oppressive sheep overlords.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies trying to eat their walls. Another player tried to start a llama racing league but ended up getting chased by an angry pack of wolves instead.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with random, nonsensical items. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous Endermen. The possibilities are endless in this wild and crazy Minecraft world!

RhymeCraft: Noob to Pro!

different, foreign languages, language comparison, language differences, language diversity, language exploration, language patterns, language research, language structure, language study, linguistic analysis, linguistic diversity, linguistics, long tail tags, multilingualism, noob, other languages, phonetics, PRO, probably.., RhymeCraft, rhyming words

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

join dis server if u want to experience da craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! we got pigs dat can fly, creepers dat dance, and villagers dat tell jokes!

we even have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies!

our spawn point is a giant cupcake made of diamonds and emeralds, and our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise!

if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all da other players with ur epic building skills and diamond armor! so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

remember, other languages probably have completely different rhyming words, so don’t miss out on all da fun!

Simply Vanilla SMP: Where even the llamas are 15+ and on the whitelist!

application, Builders, Builds, Community, Competitions, Decisions, Discord, Events, Farmers, FRIENDSHIPS, Harmonious, hermitcraft, Llamas, Mature, Polls, Prizes, Projects, REDSTONERS, Simply, smp, Tips, Updates, Vanilla, VC, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2247	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

About us:

Welcome to Pure SMP, a community-driven server inspired by Hermitcraft. Our goal is to provide a classic vanilla Minecraft experience alongside a friendly and supportive community! We strive to have a mature, relaxed, and fun community where friends can bond together and just have fun!

What we provide:

Vanilla Experience	Immerse yourself in Minecraft the way it’s meant to be played, with no mods, just pure Minecraft! We have only a few plugins that affect your gameplay.
	Join a diverse community of builders, explorers, redstoners, and farmers. We prioritize inclusivity, respect, positivity, and collaboration among players.
Regular Events	Participate in exciting events such as building competitions, community projects, and themed server-wide events. Prizes await the champions!
Player Applications	To ensure a harmonious and mature environment, new players are required to do a VC application. This helps us maintain a quality community where everyone feels valued and respected.
Active Discord	Stay connected with fellow players through our active Discord server. Discuss builds, share tips, coordinate events, and forge lasting friendships beyond the game!
Interactive Voting System	Shape the server’s future by participating in regular polls and voting sessions. Your voice matters in decisions regarding server updates, rule changes, and community initiatives.

Discord: https://discord.gg/6zaKs5KSXC

FAQs:

What is the server’s IP address?

The server’s IP address is not publicly available. Please join our Discord server for more information on how to join.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. We promote a positive and respectful community where players can enjoy their time without fear of their creations being destroyed.

Are there any age restrictions to join the server?

We do not have strict age restrictions, but we do expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others. We have a zero-tolerance policy for harassment, discrimination, and inappropriate behavior.

Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. We welcome new players who are willing to contribute positively to our community.

Gozaru’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, bye, cultural farewells, Farewell, farewell customs, farewell expression, farewell gesture, farewell message, farewell ritual, farewell tradition, Goodbye, goodbye customs, goodbye message, goodbye traditions, goodbyes in different cultures, Gozaru, Gozarus, Japanese farewell, Minecraft, Parting Ways, Party, saying farewell, saying goodbye, see you later, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8467
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited building powers and the ability to ride a pig into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Creeper King, who challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot. And don’t forget about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo, where brave players can test their skills by riding the dragon through a fiery obstacle course.

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Goodbye Gozaru, hello epicness!

LicketySplit Minecraft SMP

better, Cultural differences, Decision making, European immigrants, EUROS, expatriate life, here, huh, immigration challenges, International living, just, Lick, LicketySplit, long tail tags: moving to a new country, Minecraft, Move, quality of life, Relocation, settling in a new place, smp, why

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	204	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
New Chunks Explored:	560106	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to have a building competition, but instead of building houses, they built giant statues of chickens wearing top hats. And that’s just a taste of the madness that awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper doing the floss. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the rainbow diamond. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs Euros when you can have all this craziness right here? lick lick lick See you in the game, fellow adventurers! lick lick lick