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  • Chime Time – Noisy Nights

    Chime Time – Noisy Nights
    join our epic minecraft server where the clocks have gone MAD and they chime LOUDER than a creeper explosion! imagine trying to mine for diamonds while the clocks are going BONG BONG BONG in your ear! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the BEST server you’ll ever play on!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is filled with magical unicorns that drop enchanted golden apples when you pet them! ride them into battle and conquer the land with your sparkly steed!

    and if that’s not enough, our server also has a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of the jukebox! join the party and show off your best dance moves while fighting off the undead!

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun at xxx.ClocksWithChimes.xxx and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

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  • Epic Age Clocks: Cell Edition

    Epic Age Clocks: Cell Edition
    Yo yo yo! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where time is just a suggestion and epigenetic clocks are the new currency. Want to quantify your biological age at cell-type resolution? We got you, fam. Just hop on our server and watch as your cells age in real time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Fight off hordes of mutant zombies with laser swords while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. See you on the other side, adventurer!

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  • Cellphone Clocks Are A Thing

    Cellphone Clocks Are A Thing
    join this epic minecraft server where the clocks are always wrong and time is a MYSTERY. you’ll never know if it’s day or night, keeping you on your TOES. it’s like living in a real life episode of the twilight zone, but with CREEPERS.

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? the choice is yours.

    our spawn point is a giant disco ball that rains diamonds instead of glitter. who needs boring old grass when you can dance on a floor of precious gems?

    come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, the sheer absurdity of our server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, and you’ll never want to leave. unless you get blown up by a creeper, in which case, RIP.

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  • Synced Clocks, Delayed TVs

    Synced Clocks, Delayed TVs
    come join our epic minecraft server where time is all wacky and wild just like those olden days when people couldn’t sync their clocks right! we got sports wins happening at the same time on TV but with digital delays! it’s like a time warp of chaos and confusion, but in a fun minecraft world! join us for a wild ride of wonky time and crazy celebrations! who needs accurate clocks when you can have a blast with us?!

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  • MoonClockSyncCraft

    MoonClockSyncCraft
    so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the clocks on the earth and the moon are totally in sync. like, how crazy is that? you can be mining diamonds on the moon and it’s the same time as on earth. it’s like time travel, but without the time travel.

    join this server for the most mind-blowing experience of your life. build a house on the moon and watch the sunrise at the same time as your friend on earth. it’s like a science experiment, but with creepers and endermen.

    come join us for a relativistic framework to estimate clock rates on the moon. it’s like einstein meets steve from minecraft. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure.

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  • ClocklessCraft

    ClocklessCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion and clocks are so last season! Join us for a wild ride through a world where time doesn’t matter and chaos reigns supreme.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of time-traveling pigs come stampeding through, causing mayhem and confusion. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a group of mischievous villagers start playing pranks on you by changing the time of day every five minutes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of time wizards who can bend time to their will. Want to experience a never-ending day or skip straight to the weekend? Just ask one of our resident time wizards and they’ll make it happen.

    So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly out of this world, come join us where time is just a figment of your imagination. Who needs clocks anyway?

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