Clockmaker Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DoggoElevatorDrama

barking, breed restrictions, Cats, Chiweenie, dog, dog-friendly apartment, DoggoElevatorDrama, Elevator, entitled, front desk, generation, KIND, Management, neighbor, Rude, Scared, shit list, Spiders, triggers, walk, weight restrictions

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

NoobNostalgia

amazement, anticipation, Awe, discovery, emotional connection, Enchantment, EXCITEMENT, exhilaration, fascination, first love, Happiness, Innocence, joy, longing, Magic, NoobNostalgia, Nostalgia, Reminiscence, sentimentality, Thrill, Wonder

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4941	Crops Grown:	6111
Emeralds Found:	8761	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Battlefront1800

armored vehicles, Army, battlefront, Battlefront1800, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, combat vehicles, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, firepower, Losses, Military, military equipment, russia, strategy, Tanks, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

Achievements, blessings in disguise, BLOCK, favorable circumstances, favorable outcomes, fortuitous occurrences, fortunate happenings, fortunate turn of events, good fortune, happy accidents, Minecraft, Party, positive outcomes, serendipitous events, Server, stroke of luck, success, successful outcomes, things going right, things turning out well, Triumphs, unexpected success, unexpected victories

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Alien Abductions:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

Bootylicious, desire, Domination, Erotic, face sitting, FANTASY, fetish, girl’s ass, INTIMATE, kink, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, Submission, Tease, temptation, Worship

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

TinyPeevesMC

daily frustrations, insignificant annoyances, irrational pet peeves, little things that bother me, minor annoyances, minor bothers, minor disturbances, minor grievances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, minuscule irritations, petty annoyances, petty grievances, small annoyances, small grievances, small irritations, small vexations, tiny annoyances, TinyPeevesMC, trivial annoyances, trivial irritations

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employed, Fair Gameplay, finding, Fun, Good, Lost, MONEY, new, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected staff, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, Space, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	5871	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	203	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

BIASED, Deception, election, Fake, fake news, fake polls, Inaccurate, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Polls, Propaganda, remember when, remember when polls were biased, remember when polls were deceptive, remember when polls were fake, remember when polls were inaccurate, remember when polls were manipulated, remember when polls were unreliable, Server, unreliable

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	7489	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!