Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more – have you ever wanted to stop looking at someone’s cute clock wife’s tits? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s exactly what you can do! Join us for a wild time filled with adventure and laughter. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!
Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!
Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!
Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly (literally) and creepers throw birthday parties for Steve. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.
But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll get to ride on RAINBOW llamas, build castles out of CHOCOLATE blocks, and battle evil mobs with enchanted TACOS (yes, tacos are weapons now).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off. 😂💎🤣
Join our server and become the ultimate blocky warrior, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and an iron pickaxe! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our exclusive lava parkour challenge – just make sure you bring some marshmallows for when you inevitably plummet to your fiery doom.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a secret underground disco party where villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. Rumor has it that even Herobrine himself makes an appearance, showing off his sick moves and dazzling players with his glowing eyes.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – so strap on your diamond helmet and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!
Our server is a safe haven from all the left vs. right arguments, because here, the only thing we’re fighting for is the last diamond in the mine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you can be building a giant statue of a creeper instead?
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who can build a castle in under 5 minutes, tame dragons like it’s no big deal, and have epic battles that make the Battle of Thermopylae look like child’s play. Our players are so skilled, they can mine diamonds blindfolded and defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your expectations shattered.
McOaxys Network is a high-quality, Semi-vanilla Custom Minecraft server that offers unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you.
¡COMPATIBLE CON BEDROCK!
IP DE JAVA: oaxys.realistic.host IP DE BEDROCK: oaxys.realistic.host (Puerto 25594)
Compatible with versions 1.21 -> 1.21.X!
»Survival Semivanilla Custom » proximamente>> Rpg » coming soon>>Minigames » proximamente>>Practice
103.195.102.247:25594
Our server is so realistic, you’ll have to start your own potato farm just to survive. And watch out for the roaming bandits who will steal your precious cobblestone blocks without a second thought.
But don’t worry, we have a thriving black market where you can trade your emeralds for enchanted golden apples and even rare unicorn mounts. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life village with all your crazy neighbors.
So come join us on our Third World Economy server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
