clock function Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TickTockCraft

analog clock, clock, clock design, clock function, clock mechanism, clock movement, clock parts, hour hand, minute hand, second hand, third hand, TickTockCraft, Time, time measurement, timekeeping, timepiece, timepiece components, timepiece design, timepiece function, timepiece mechanism, watch

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

we got a secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties and the skeletons breakdance. u gotta bring your own glowsticks tho.

our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the zombies, they love chillin’ in there and gossiping about the skeletons’ fashion choices.

oh, and did i mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of redstone? it goes so fast, it’ll make your head spin like a record, baby.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun).

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

2024.., action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, Characters, comedy, comics, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Issue 45, japanese, magazine, Manga, manga artists, Minecraft, Popular, Serialized, Server, SHONEN, Stories, Weekly publication, Weekly Shonen Magazine

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crops Grown:	4988
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

#FantasyGP, adrian newey., Alpine 100 Race Plan, Bull, Domination, Edition, F1 title, Fernando Alonso, Formula, formula one, general, haas, Lewis, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Pierre Wache, Ralf Schumacher, red, red bull, RELENTLESS, robbed, smp, United States Grand Prix, wake, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ores Mined:	6836	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

NoSoloMinecraftServer

25F, 25M, apartment, DATING, graduate student, guest, House, kitchen, long-term partners, NoSoloMinecraftServer, ontario, partner, private items, rent controlled, roommate, roommates, snooping, Unattended, UNCOMFORTABLE, University, Valuables

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	915665	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	8000

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

MommaDramaCraft

childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, emotional scars, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family relationships, gender bias, gender disappointment, lack of compassion, lack of love, maternal disappointment, maternal favoritism, MommaDramaCraft, parental expectations, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Crops Grown:	3304	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the gender disappointment of your parents! Our server is filled with adventures, treasures, and no gender bias!

Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!

So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!

MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fantasies, cinematic myths, dramatic climaxes, dramatic twists, exaggerated action sequences, exaggerated romance, fantasy elements, far-fetched storylines, fictional events, fictional plot devices, Hollywood exaggerations, implausible scenarios, improbable coincidences, larger-than-life characters, movie cliches, MovieMagicMinecraftSMP, over-the-top drama, unbelievable plot twists, unrealistic outcomes, unrealistic scenarios

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Villages Defended:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MisunderstoodCraft

complexity, Connection, deep emotional connection, Depth, depth of feeling, emotions, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Meaningful, misunderstood, MisunderstoodCraft, Passion, Personal, perspective, Significance, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unique, VALUES

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2650	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

UkrainianHackerzRusBust

cyber attack, cyber conflict, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, geopolitical conflict, government institutions, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, russia, Russian institutions, Ukraine, Ukrainian hackers, UkrainianHackerzRusBust

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Authenticity, blocky, Identity, Individuality, introspection, its literally me, LITERALLY, me, Minecraft, personal growth, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

Fudded AVI Minecraft SMP Expert

1inch, alt wallets, AMA, aurora, Avi, Aviator, Breakout, BROWN, bybit, COINBASE, crypto.com, Expert, Fox, fud, fudded, fudding bags, Gate.io, hackens frontpage, LINEA, Logo, manipulate, mindless zombies, Minecraft, near.., Polygon, Questing, read between the lines, recoup losses, RESPONSIBILITY, Sami, smp, SOLD OUT, srilankan, top holder, vechain, WEB STORE

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Animals Bred:	70

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as the crypto market? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, deception, and mindless zombies (literally, we have a zombie apocalypse event every Saturday).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).