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SMP 2 Electric Boogaloo
The old, dusty clock ticked, its gears groaning like a tired dragon. The only sound in the room was the rhythmic creak of its pendulum.
Join now for a cozy private server experience with a touch of nostalgia!
66.70.164.249:25570
Are you ready to step into a realm where logic is an illusion, and reality is but a fleeting dream? Join us— the greatest worst server the world has ever known! It’s a Minecraft experience that makes you question your very existence while simultaneously forgetting how to use your own hands. Why punch the clock when you can punch the void? Trust us, your sanity will thank you… or will it?
| 🚀 Feature | 🤖 Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Stone Blocks | They multiply like rabbits! But wait… are they really rabbits?! |
| Zombie Tea Parties | Join the undead for some Earl Grey! But only if you’ve already lost your mind. |
| Time Travel Mining | Mine a block, travel to 3025! Just ignore the space-time continuum; it’s overrated. |
| Smelly Sheep | These sheep can’t stop talking about existential dread. Are THEY your therapist? |
| Magical Lava Pools | Don’t approach without a rubber chicken! Fire is merely a suggestion now. |
| Invisible Pigmen | They’re watching. Always watching. But can you see them? Hahaha! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: The secret lies in the echo of your thoughts—just scream into the void until something happens! Q: What version of Minecraft do you run? A: We run ALL the versions, but only when nobody’s watching. Are you really there? Q: Is there a staff team? A: Staff? Are those even REAL beings? Or just ghostly whispers of regret stalking your dreams? Q: Do you have rules? A: Rules are for those who can’t embrace the chaos of the universe! Throw them into the void and dance!
“…the skin around my hand feels tight. I was playing a video game.” “I can’t tell if the clocks are ticking or if it’s just my mind melting…” “Did I just lose a hand or 12-dimensional space? The lines are blurred… so blurred…”
Minecraft Server: Alarm Clock Chaos
Join the calamity of creation where the rules are but whimsical illusions! In our server, the sun is always eclipsed by the flying spaghetti monster who demands tribute in emeralds and bad puns! Forget all you know, for logic has taken an extended vacation. Welcome, weary traveler, to the nonsensical playground of Pandemonium!
| Feature | What It Really Means |
|---|---|
| Inverted Gravity Islands | Floors are ceilings. Watch your step – falling UP can lead to existential crises and other sharp objects! |
| Magic Creeper Disco Parties | Be blown away (literally) while dancing on rainbow block cake. The DJ is crying, each beat shattering reality! |
| Unlimited Creative Mode | Just keep clicking until you explode into confetti (and regret)! |
| Plagues of Hiccups | Your character might randomly hiccup and randomly grow chickens out of their pixelated ears! |
| Pets that Tell Jokes | Expect mind-boggling punchlines that will turn your mind into jelly. Careful, brain mush can be a hazard! |
Here, you can also craft your own nightmares from the spawn eggs hidden under pineapples. Yes, that’s right! Pineapples are key to unleashing tiny eldritch horrors, but don’t forget to wear spaghetti hats for protection against the flying tomato overlords!
“I once found a diamond that sang me lullabies about lost socks. 10/10 recommend.”
“My pet llama just learned how to do calculus. I’m scared, but also impressed.”
“The last time I logged in, I turned into a diamond and now I’m stuck in a block. Highly inconvenient!”
“If you see shadows whispering your name, it just means you’ve leveled up. Or it doesn’t. Who knows?”
Enter at your own risk; for every block placed, a shadow remembers. The eels in the sky are always watching… and they know what you did with that enchanted apple. Stay alert, for reality may shatter like glass under the weight of your curiosity! 🥴
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! that’s right, mine them and eat them for a sweet treat.
we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders spin sick beats. trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun at our crazy minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).
IP: nooninsteadofmidday.About.midnight
We got pigs flyin’, cows doin’ the cha-cha, and zombies breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our legendary diamond pickaxe races – winner gets a pet Ender Dragon to ride around on!
So come on down to our server and join da madness. Who needs sleep when you can be havin’ a blast at 19:17? Let’s get this party started, baby!
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.
You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as you ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil chickens armed with golden carrots.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our dance parties with skeletons and zombies busting out their best moves.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!
and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!
so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!
Welcome to our unique Minecraft server – a world where building and survival become a real art! We are a friendly team, where each player is a valuable member of our virtual family.
The installed WhiteList provides protection from unwanted guests. To join, leave a request on our website – https://gmgame.ru/. Admission is from 16 years old, but we are willing to consider exceptions for those who are willing to share their experience and creative ideas.
Join us and together we will create a unique Minecraft world full of adventure and friendship! The server map is available at http://map.gmgame.ru/. Welcome to our community – Discord: https://discord.gg/nqPCbnNUkM Check out the Wiki – https://wiki.gmgame.ru/books
We are waiting for you in our open spaces!
by.gmgame.ru
Welcome to Viper.
We’re your home with the Hardcore Factions and the PotPvP gamemode. We’d like you to join us for a fun experience.
IP: play.vipermc.net Website: https://www.vipermc.net Store: https://store.vipermc.net (65% off sale) Discord: https://www.vipermc.net/discord
play.vipermc.net
Embark on an epic journey with Bobcraft, a Minecraft server where adventure and innovation meet. Our server features the latest in survival gameplay, enhanced by unique elements designed to elevate your experience.
Join Bobcraft for a Minecraft experience like no other, where creativity, quality, and player engagement are at the forefront of everything we do!
mc.bobsquad.gg
Introducing our Minecraft Server – Voxelime SMP Tired of boring vanilla Minecraft? Dive into our vibrant server packed with epic features that’ll keep you entertained for hours! Powerful Anti-Cheat: Both Java & Bedrock players are protected by our well-tested anti-cheat system, ensuring fair gameplay. Goodbye, cheaters! Claim your lands: Secure your territory with our intuitive land claim system. Build, farm, and create without fear of griefing! X-Ray Outta Here: We’ve got clever systems to block X-ray, keeping resources hidden and exploration exciting! Server Shop: Our in-game shop area lets you buy and sell your items and earn or spend in game money. Vote & Win: Cast your vote for our server on public lists and earn exclusive rewards like in-game currency and crate keys! Leaderboards: Climb to the Top! Showcase your skills & dedication on our dynamic leaderboards. Intuitive GUI: Navigate the server with ease using our user-friendly graphical interfaces for commands like home, warp, and more. No more cryptic text commands! Bid & Win Big: Our auction house is the perfect platform to sell your hard-earned loot or snag rare items from other players. Secure Your Loot: Say goodbye to item griefing! Upon death, your items are safely stored in a chest that automatically despawns after a set time, giving you a chance to retrieve them. Cross-Platform: Our server supports Java and Bedrock editions, allowing players from 1.9 to 1.20 (Java) and 1.20.40 to 1.20.61 (Bedrock) to join the adventure together! And there is a lot more!
Join our discord or directly join our minecraft server through the IP for more information!
voxelime.mc-server.eu:9641
GreaterMC is a survival server offering loads of features such as deliveries, auction houses, casinos, crates & more! With endless features this is a survival experience on Minecraft like no other! Join us today!
play.greatermc.net
RivalCraft is a Survival based server located in Singapore. Come and join us now! We have various features for players to enjoy such as, Custom Enchantments, Auction House, Land Claiming and etc… We often host different giveaways and events in our Discord. Feel free to check out our Discord here!
Discord: https://discord.gg/sCkGaGbEwd Server IP: rivalcraft.alien-host.net Server Version: 1.20+ Server Type: Java
rivalcraft.alien-host.net:25569
Who are we? LuckyMC A Minecraft Lifesteal Server
What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!
(Lucky MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: luckymc.mcsrv.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 24018
Come Join Luckymc and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!
pre-03.hyzencloud.com:24018
The Dorbol smp is a community run minecraft server you the youtuber Dorbol its an Smp server with a hub land claiming shops and more
play.dorbolcraft.net
Cubed Criminals, Unite!
Choose whether to join the Italian Mafia or the Japanese Yakuza!
Fight for Black Market dominance!
Participate in Fantastic and Unique Events!
mc.whengamersfail.it
The Wildlands is a new semi-vanilla survival server that is free to play for everybody involved! On this server, you spawn into the world in a small spawn for everybody to enjoy, and you can run in any direction to begin your journey! This site supports voting, set-homes, optional teleporting, and periodic events hosted by staff! We have a brand new discord server that people can join to learn about the server and events, and overall make new friends!
Join The Wild Lands today!
wildlands.sparked.network