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  • Timeless Haven 1.21

    Timeless Haven 1.21
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 9662
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Enchantments Applied: 169
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Villages Defended: 19
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh boy, you won’t believe the crazy fun waiting for you on this Minecraft server!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.

    You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as you ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil chickens armed with golden carrots.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our dance parties with skeletons and zombies busting out their best moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

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  • 5:02 Minecraft Server

    5:02 Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 6392
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Potions Brewed: 25 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky that you’ll be staying up until 5:02 AM just to keep playing! Join us for a night of craziness and fun as we build, mine, and battle our way through the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs sleep when you can have a blast on our server? Goodnight, lovely people, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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  • Clock Control Craft

    Clock Control Craft
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 9965
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re in this crazy world where time doesn’t matter! like, you can play for hours and hours and it feels like minutes! it’s like having your own personal time machine, man!

    and get this, the protein that controls your biological clock in the game? it’s like, all glitched out and stuff, so you can stay up all night building your epic castle without getting tired! no more jet lag or seasonal adjustments, just endless building and mining fun!

    so, like, if you wanna join a server that messes with your sense of time and lets you play forever, then this is the place for you, dude! come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft time warp!

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  • Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

    Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 8706
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Gods Slained: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

    we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

    if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

    come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

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  • Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

    Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 3382
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

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  • Clock Confusion Mine

    Clock Confusion Mine
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 7699
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where time is a construct and only 7 hours exist in a 24-clock! why? because we accidentally mixed up the time zones and now every hour is a party hour! imagine mining diamonds at 3am or fighting creepers at 12pm, it’s absolute chaos and we love it!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that drop golden carrots when you defeat them! and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where skeletons breakdance and zombies do the moonwalk.

    so why wait? join us now and experience the wackiest minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! just be prepared for the time confusion, it’s all part of the fun!

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  • Late Night Mining Madness Minecraft SMP

    Late Night Mining Madness Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 5994
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9284 Magical Moments Shared: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant diamonds, and tame creepers to do your bidding. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Goodnight, lovely people :3

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  • RejuvaClock: UncertainCraft

    RejuvaClock: UncertainCraft
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 9472
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Dimension Hops: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just wanna build stuff and chill but then ur clock starts acting all wonky and u can’t trust it anymore? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the unpredictability u need to keep u on ur toes and make u question reality. join us for a wild ride of uncertainty and rejuvenation effects that will have u questioning everything u thought u knew about time and space. plus, our community is filled with crazy peeps who will keep u entertained for hours on end. come join us and see if u can handle the madness!

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  • NightmareCraft

    NightmareCraft
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 212
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mines Excavated: 4769
    Crops Grown: 5068 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

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    Join our Minecraft server and find out! At 2 PM, you’ll be building cute little houses and farming crops like a regular Minecraft player. But once the clock strikes 2 AM, the server transforms into a haunted land filled with creepy mobs and jump scares at every corner. Can you survive the night and uncover the secrets of this mysterious server? Join us if you dare!

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  • TickTockCraft

    TickTockCraft
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 9138
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

    we got a secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties and the skeletons breakdance. u gotta bring your own glowsticks tho.

    our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the zombies, they love chillin’ in there and gossiping about the skeletons’ fashion choices.

    oh, and did i mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of redstone? it goes so fast, it’ll make your head spin like a record, baby.

    so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun).

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  • Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

    Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 6902
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 187 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

    I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

    Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

    WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 3199
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Runes Activated: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Emeralds Found: 6685

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

    We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

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  • BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

    BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 9564
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

    On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

    So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

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  • YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

    YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 752
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Farms Harvested: 153
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Crops Grown: 7461

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    So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

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  • PixelVascular Quest

    PixelVascular Quest
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 8999
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

    watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Conquest SMP

    Conquest SMP
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 8154
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

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    Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Features SMP
    Plugins Slimefun, Towny
    Version 1.20
    Community Friendly and welcoming

    FAQ

    What is Slimefun?

    Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

    What can I do with backpack upgrades?

    Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

    How do custom enchants work?

    Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

    Can I automate tasks in the game?

    Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

    What is Towny?

    Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

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  • MysticCraftGuild 1.20

    MysticCraftGuild 1.20
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 2160
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7290
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

    We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

    Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

    And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

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  • TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

    TikTokGamer Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 9585
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 29
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

    And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

    So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

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  • ParentlessXmasUSA

    ParentlessXmasUSA
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 9368
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Magic Items Found: 8647 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

    Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

    Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

    Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

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  • DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

    DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 8146
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Villages Defended: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

    So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

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