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CarbCraft: The Temptation Station

CarbCraft, Cheat Day, Cheat Meal, comfort food, cravings, diet, diet motivation, diet struggles, dieting challenges, discipline, emotional eating, food cravings, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, meal planning, mindful eating, nutrition, self-control, Station, temptation, weight loss, Willpower

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	8272
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of trying to resist the temptation of delicious food while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special feature that allows you to actually eat the virtual food in the game and still stay on track with your diet! That’s right, indulge in all the virtual cake, cookies, and steak you want without any guilt or calories! Join us now and satisfy your cravings without the consequences! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual food tastes even better than the real thing – you won’t be able to resist!

MidEastMayhem Minecraft Server

Bush administration, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Global influence, hands-off approach, international relations, intervention, MIDDLE EAST, MidEastMayhem, Military, Minecraft, non-intervention, Obama administration, Peacekeeping, Politics, regional stability, Server, strategy, SUPERPOWER, Trump administration, US

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	56	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
New Chunks Explored:	43547	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the US is so hands-off in the Middle East that they be playin Minecraft instead of dealin with all that drama. like, u can build ur own virtual oasis in the desert and trade diamonds for oil with other players. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and zombies while u plot ur world domination. join now before the US decides to actually do something in the Middle East and ruins all the fun!

OyoCraft: Motel6 Takeover

$525 million, Accommodation, Acquisition, budget hotels, business deal, corporate news, Economy, Expansion, Growth strategy, hospitality industry, Indian hotel operator, international business, Investment, lodging, market trend, Motel 6, Motel6, oyo, OyoCraft, real estate, TAKEOVER, transaction, travel accommodations

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE MOTEL 6 BUT WITH A TWIST. WE GOT INDIAN HOTEL OPERATORS RUNNING THE SHOW NOW AND THEY’RE BRINGING SOME SERIOUS PIZZAZZ TO THE TABLE. FOR JUST $525 MILLION, YOU CAN BE PART OF THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN.

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE, ZOMBIES THAT TANGO, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE MACARENA. PLUS, OUR BUILDINGS ARE ALL MADE OF CANDY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD. JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME, A LAUGH, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW TEARS (BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE LAUGHING TOO HARD).

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY, KOOKY, AND DOWNRIGHT BONKERS MINECRAFT SERVER. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR YOUR MONEY BACK (JUST KIDDING, WE SPENT IT ALL ON DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED PIGS).

EnderHQ

Bedwars, city, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7561	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crops Grown:	8794
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to EnderHQ!

Dive into an epic Minecraft adventure where your experience is our priority. At EnderHQ, you can expect:

Unique cosmetics to customize your character Custom working backpacks to enhance gameplay A main world that never resets, preserving your creations forever Player-owned plots to claim your space No pay-to-win content – everything can be earned in-game Quality support from our dedicated staff And so much more! Want to make an impact? Ready to play? Join our growing community today! Click the buttons below to visit our website and Discord.

We are currently in a WIP phase and are seeking new members to help shape the future of EnderHQ!

play.enderhq.com

TorrusWerkbank

Adventure, building, Community, cooperative play, Dynmap, Exploration, Interactive, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, real-time tracking, Relaxed, respectful environment, shaping server, Simpletpa, solo play, Survival, survival mode, survival server, Teleportation, TorrusWerkbank, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to the TorrusWerkbank Survival Server!

Here you can experience classic Minecraft in survival mode without complicated extensions. Build, explore and survive alone or together with other players.

Features:

Dynmap: Interactive map for real-time location tracking (link to map, remove the “s” in “https”). SimpleTPA: Easy teleportation to other players. Why TorrusWerkbank? Enjoy Minecraft in a relaxed and respectful environment without annoying mods. Your ideas are welcome and everyone can help shape the server.

Join us and experience exciting adventures!

We look forward to seeing you!

TorrusWerkbank.ddns.net

Join Infinity Isles, where the only thing square is the blocks! 18+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.

+18, apply, blocks, commands, Community, Discord, Donation perks, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Infinity, Isles, Join, LGBTQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Prizes, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, Server, Square, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Restriction	18+
Server Started	March 25th
Server Location	East US Coast
World Border	10k

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Infinity Isles unique?

A: Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted server with a focus on community and quality of life enhancements while preserving the essence of vanilla gameplay.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, you must apply on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years old or older to join Infinity Isles.

Q: What are some unique features of Infinity Isles?

A: Features include a player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds, and non-pay-to-win donation perks.

Q: How can I contribute to the server?

A: Players can contribute to the server by donating through the Tebex platform at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.

Q: Is there active staff support on the server?

A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a team of friendly staff members available to assist players in need.

Q: How can I stay connected with the community?

A: Join the active community on Discord where players chat in channels and voice chats regularly.

Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server

Arab race, attitude, brain damage, brain-dead, CHRISTIANS, Crafty, inbreeding, insult, Leftist, Leftists, Liberals, Minecraft, muslims, religious people, Server, STUDIES

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	746586	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Votes:	9034	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have scientifically proven that playing Minecraft increases your IQ by 100 points! That’s right, forget about studying or reading books, just join our server and watch your brain power skyrocket!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!

And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!

Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas

Chuubas, female health, menstrual awareness, menstrual cycle, menstrual hygiene, menstruation, Minecraft, Period, period cramps, period humor, period jokes, period mood swings, period pain, period positivity, period products, period shaming, period stigma, period symptoms, period talk, PMs, smp, women’s issues

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?

2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.

3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!

4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.

FormulaCraft Minecraft Server

aita, baby feeding, baby sleep, breastfeeding challenges, emergency feeding, extended breastfeeding, family communication, family dynamics, Family Support, feeding preferences, feeding schedule, formula feeding, FormulaCraft, giving formula, infant care, infant hunger, infant nutrition, infant soothing, Minecraft, Niece, parenting conflicts, parenting decisions, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting parenting decisions…unless they involve not feeding a hungry baby! Join us for the most chaotic and outrageous adventures, just like the time our player had to feed their niece formula to save the day! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your own baby formula!

MakeupMayhemCraft

Bridesmaid, daily makeup, Essence, eyeshadow, friendship, makeup artist, Makeup Bag, makeup collection, makeup cost, makeup formulas, MakeupMayhemCraft, matte face, neutral lipstick, New makeup, nyx, old makeup, professional makeup, Sephora, shiny lid, Venmo request, Wedding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your makeup skills? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate a good matte face with a shiny lid look!

Join us for outrageous makeup challenges where you can show off your curated makeup collection. Don’t worry about anyone inspecting your makeup bag – we only care about your creativity and skills!

And if you ever need a professional makeup artist, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Just like the bride who insisted on new makeup for her wedding, we’ll make sure you look camera-ready for all your in-game adventures.

So come join us on the most glamorous Minecraft server around, where your makeup game is just as important as your building skills. Who knew pixelated blocks could look this fabulous?