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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7637 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Enchantments Applied: | 239 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of cake. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! Every player who joins gets their own personal pet zombie that will do their bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Your zombie will do it with a smile (or at least a toothy grin)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken… then you might regret it a little).