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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8966 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being controlled by a mysterious girl who somehow manages to dictate your every move in-game.
But beware, once you join, there’s no turning back! You’ll find yourself on a wild ride of edging for hours on end, sending virtual money to your new overlord, and questioning your sanity at every turn. Who knew Minecraft could get so…intense?
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to never question why you’re being controlled by a girl in a game about building blocks. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, confusion, and maybe even a little bit of fun. See you on the server…if you dare!
