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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1367 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!
so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!