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WifeRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apology, Balls, Boundaries, clit, Communication, Conflict, confusion, dog, Double Standard, humor, inappropriate, JOKE, Minecraft, Offense, relationship, resolution, sensitivity, Server, Understanding, Upset, Wife, WifeRoast

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Farms Harvested:	313	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your wild side? Join us for a server filled with outrageous jokes and crazy banter! Just like the time I joked about my wife’s clit and she didn’t find it funny (oops). But hey, we’re all about pushing boundaries and having a laugh here! So if you’re ready for some insane stories and non-stop fun, join us now! Just remember, maybe leave the ball-biting jokes to the dogs.

GF AFK Craft: Where even your girlfriend can’t resist the blocky charm!

Afk, ankles, blocky, Boundaries, boxers, Charm, clit, comfort, Communication, concern, Craft, Curiosity, dozed off, EMBARRASSMENT, gf, Girlfriend, gooning, Intimacy, reaction, relationship, Resist, shock, Surprise, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your girlfriend is getting in on the action! Imagine logging on and finding your significant other gooning like a pro, with your boxers around her ankles. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous adventures. Who knows what you’ll stumble upon next? So come on, join us and see what all the buzz is about!

Crusadia SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Towns Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	197
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

The Official Minecraft server for the Blue Army, Crusadia SMP is a place for new players and veterans to come and enjoy together. Built with a community aspect in mind, we encourage players to work together and find new friends.

crusadia.apexmc.co:25630

Witchcraftia

Paper, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

witchcraftia.com:2125

✨Young World✨ Minecraft server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crops Grown:	4715	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

New server for Anarchy

s22.joinserver.ru:25569

HallowSkies

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! HallowSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting and unique new adventure!

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in payouts! With more opportunities present, including giveaways, events, and more!

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/HallowSkies

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today and using /link to link your discord account to your minecraft account. $500 in payouts!

HallowSkies.minehut.gg

0bit Media

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Votes:	6511	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

0bit SMP is going to be a community-driven server that will *hopefully* gain a lot of new unique features in the coming weeks. It is currently released and available through 1.18 (and possibly some other versions) with Java and is also available with Bedrock. The SMP has these features at this given moment (no specific order):

A tutorial on claiming lands, Ability to rent out / sell your claims / subclaims, Crates, Sell Wands, Chest shops, 0bit App Integration (Hub only)

play.obit.media

Smithy s sofa

bedrock, java, PvP, Survival, Teampvp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3097
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

This unique and Dedicated Server, is here with 1 main objective. Survive and Support your Team! This Semi-hardcore world, where you gain lives for killing others. The 1.18 Server has all the new amazing terrain and caves for you to explore with you friends.

The Server Has Two Team (RED vs BLUE), PVP is enabled and a life system installed, so if you dont protect your Team from the other, you may just fall. A Discord server runs parralel with the World, so you will never get bored. Talk to those, working with you or battle your ememies. Great Community and smooth gameplay!

Which Team are you? Red or BlueBedrock and Java Supported!

play.smithysofas.net

✨ SERVER WITH MECHANISMS – CubeScar.com:19135 ✨ Minecraft server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crops Grown:	6614
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Minecraft PE version: 1.1.x – 1.16.x» IP: CubeScar.com Port: 19135▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬» Survival» No cheaters» Auto-mine (/warp mine)» Clans» Weddings» Cases (/dc)» Money for killing players» No lags» Bedrock armor» Works» YOUTUBERS▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬We are on VKontakte: vk.com/cubescarDonat buy on the website http://cubescar.comDownload Minecraft:PE (Without xbox and license) -> https://mcpe.pro/

cubescar.com:19135

Imperial Valor

Bedwars, KitPvP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	105
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Imperial Valor is a fun minigame server which offers Bedwars and Kitpvp but always expanding. We have a strict no pay to win policy and is developed very often! We hope for you to join soon!

play.imperialvalor.net

Citro Smp

Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4614	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Towns Built:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Citro Smp is a Minecraft smp inspired by Hermitcraft. Only people over the age of 12+ can apply.

There will be no usage of creative mode. (Not even from me, the owner.)

Anyone can apply. Applications over at : https://forms.gle/k7o84imm96opFnCZ7 Ip: hunda.gamename.net

The server currency is diamonds. It is cracked, but it has the usage of whitelist.

hunda.gamename.net

RedServer.su · HardTech Minecraft server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

A server for advanced techies who love complexity and long-term consistent development. You have to go from a primitive steam boiler to a fusion reactor and digital automated warehouses. Almost everything is allowed on the server. Make your home completely autonomous. Rise from a simple miner to the owner of a huge automated plant.