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WifeRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apology, Balls, Boundaries, clit, Communication, Conflict, confusion, dog, Double Standard, humor, inappropriate, JOKE, Minecraft, Offense, relationship, resolution, sensitivity, Server, Understanding, Upset, Wife, WifeRoast

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your wild side? Join us for a server filled with outrageous jokes and crazy banter! Just like the time I joked about my wife’s clit and she didn’t find it funny (oops). But hey, we’re all about pushing boundaries and having a laugh here! So if you’re ready for some insane stories and non-stop fun, join us now! Just remember, maybe leave the ball-biting jokes to the dogs.

GF AFK Craft: Where even your girlfriend can’t resist the blocky charm!

Afk, ankles, blocky, Boundaries, boxers, Charm, clit, comfort, Communication, concern, Craft, Curiosity, dozed off, EMBARRASSMENT, gf, Girlfriend, gooning, Intimacy, reaction, relationship, Resist, shock, Surprise, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your girlfriend is getting in on the action! Imagine logging on and finding your significant other gooning like a pro, with your boxers around her ankles. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous adventures. Who knows what you’ll stumble upon next? So come on, join us and see what all the buzz is about!

FinlandCraft: Where Average Americans Can Finally Enjoy Finland Without Leaving Home

Adventure, AMERICANS, Average, Average American, culture, discovery, Enjoy, enjoying, Experience, Exploration, Finally, finland, FinlandCraft, Food, Foreign, home, Immersion, Language, LEAVING, Lifestyle, Nature, new, Nordic, Outdoor, Scandinavian, SightSeeing, travel

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magic Items Found:	3256
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a trip to Finland without ever leaving your computer chair! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a sauna filled with creepers relaxing and sipping on some hot cocoa. Or how about riding a polar bear through the snowy tundra while battling zombie reindeer? And don’t even get me started on the epic Viking battles that take place every Friday night. So come join us and experience the wacky world of Finland like never before! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

Crafty Creepers: Where even Steve thinks he can fix Her

acceptance, CHANGE, compassion, Crafty, CREEPERS, Empathy, FIX, Fixing relationships, forgiveness, growth, healing, love, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Redemption, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, steve, Support, Therapy, Thinks, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Emeralds Found:	347
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers and their attitude problems? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally fix them! That’s right, no more dealing with snarky comments and eye rolls, just grab your tools and show those villagers who’s boss. Join us and show them who’s the real Minecraft master!

Down Under Disasters: Minecraft Mayhem Edition

#youtube, Australia, Australia riots, breaking out, Chaos, civil disturbance, current events, Disasters, Edition, Live, mainstream media, MAYHEM, media coverage, Minecraft, News, protest, Riots, second attack, Shutdown, Social Issues, stabbing attack, Unrest, Video, violence

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
New Chunks Explored:	372602	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos is just beginning! Join us as we navigate through a world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the riots breaking out in Australia. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to unleash their inner rebel without causing any real-life mayhem.

Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so wild that even mainstream media is trying frantically to shut it down. That’s right, we’re causing such a stir that they can’t handle the madness we bring to the virtual world.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything can happen. From unexpected stabbings to riots that come out of nowhere, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity!

OofCraft: The Sequel – ‘i have bad news bros pt. 2’

bad, bros, brother, Choker, Church, church girl, compliments, cute, emasculating, flirty, gay fantasies, knee socks, Laundry, Move, News, OofCraft, Phone, self insert, Sequel, Soccer, soccer player, Story, Surprise, thigh highs, yaoi

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! We’ve got church flirtations, yaoi fantasies, and knee socks that will make you question your masculinity. Who needs a boring old love triangle when you can have a love square with a twist?

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server, you’ll be building relationships and uncovering scandalous secrets. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama-filled adventures that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, disastrous leadership, failed presidency, inadequate leadership, incapable leader, Incompetence, ineffective, ineptitude, lack of experience, lack of leadership skills, leadership, leadership failure, leadership incompetence, political failure, poor decision making, president, presidential inadequacy, presidential incompetence, presidential ineffectiveness, Skills, unfit for office, Unqualified, useless president, weak leadership

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ores Mined:	6637

Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

Bratwurst & Blocks: Craft your way through Germania!

Adventure, Ancient, blocks, bratwurst, Craft, culture, discovery, Epic, Europe, Experience, Exploration, folklore, germania, History, Immersive, Journey, Legends, Live your myth, mythical beings, Mythology, storytelling, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because in Germania, you can live out your wildest myths and fantasies!

Join us on a server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

Explore our vast world filled with majestic castles, mystical forests, and secret underground lairs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! In Germania, you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil sorcerers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in Germania and let the adventure begin!

Shon’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Adventures, asmr, blocky, board rules, Clips, CREEPERS, fallenshadow, fear, global rules, Hiatus, Hide, Husbands, ignore, Links, Nise Menhera, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Tread, twitch, twitter, VOD, Who

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can marry a schizo loli and have multiple husbands? Look no further! Join our server where Fallenshadow rules with an iron fist and enjoys the company of her many spouses. Make sure to treat her well or face the consequences!

But that’s not all, we also have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most entertaining content on the internet. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter accounts, including Nise Menhera and Manager Otis.

Join now before Fallenshadow goes on hiatus and refresh yourself on our global and board rules. Who knows what surprises await you on our server? Previous thread got too crazy? No worries, just report, ignore, and hide those pesky shitposters. See you in the game!

SnowyCraft: Where even the creepers are privileged

5/10, 6’2, being white, CREEPERS, GOD, guy, Indian, kms, Korean, lean, long trail tags, love, NEET, privileged, SnowyCraft, tags, White

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Ores Mined:	8992
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Are you tired of being a neet and just a 5/10 in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a 10/10 stud with abs for days? Done. Want to be a 7-foot-tall giant who can crush blocks with one hand? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can be as white as you want without any judgment! No need to worry about being Korean or Indian here, because on our server, you can be the whitest of them all and still be the coolest cat around. So come join us for some epic adventures and leave all your real-life worries behind!

Crafty Manga Mania

Adventure, Anime, comics, Crafty, creativity, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, Fiction, Fun, graphic novels, hobby, imagination, Japanese culture, leisure, Manga, Mania, Otaku, popular culture, Read, Relaxation, storytelling

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9913	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all manga lovers out there!

Imagine building your very own manga-inspired world where you can unleash your creativity and bring your favorite characters to life. Want to create a giant Pikachu statue? Go for it! How about a castle inspired by Attack on Titan? The sky’s the limit on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Book of Infinite Knowledge,” rumored to contain all the secrets of the Minecraft universe. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive book, but beware of the challenges and obstacles that stand in your way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world where manga meets Minecraft in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in the blink of an eye!

abusive ex, bad friend, Be me, Bipolar, blink, college dating, CraftyCreeperz, disintegrating friendships, Emotional Abuse, Eye, feeling down, feeling guilty, friend conflict, friend drama, gtbe, Loneliness, ltbe, Manipulation, self harm, threatening behavior, toxic relationship, warning signs

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make all your real-life drama seem like child’s play! Are you tired of toxic relationships and drama? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that will protect your precious builds from those pesky green monsters.

And if you think your friend drama is bad, just wait until you join our server and witness the epic battles between factions fighting for control of the server. Will you join the peaceful builders or the ruthless griefers? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of blocky adventurers to explore with? Join now and let the chaos begin!