Clit MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

WifeRoast Minecraft Server

dog, Server, resolution, Understanding, Communication

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your wild side? Join us for a server filled with outrageous jokes and crazy banter! Just like the time I joked about my wife’s clit and she didn’t find it funny (oops). But hey, we’re all about pushing boundaries and having a laugh here! So if you’re ready for some insane stories and non-stop fun, join us now! Just remember, maybe leave the ball-biting jokes to the dogs.

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GF AFK Craft: Where even your girlfriend can’t resist the blocky charm!

reaction, concern, Afk, Surprise, clit

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your girlfriend is getting in on the action! Imagine logging on and finding your significant other gooning like a pro, with your boxers around her ankles. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous adventures. Who knows what you’ll stumble upon next? So come on, join us and see what all the buzz is about!

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VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

nutrition, urgent cesarean section, GastricGamerz, Oral multi-vitamin, dietary intervention

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

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Fuzzy Factions

Fuzzy, Factions, Minecraft, Anarchy, Testing

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fuzzy-smp.usga.me:21307

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SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

PvP, Community, Solar, multiplayer, Game

Time for a Solar Game!

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VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

LIVESTREAMS, Immy Bisou, VOD Archive, VAllure Links, asmr

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

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CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

toxic behavior, Minecraft, CraftyShitters, jannies, forum management

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

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DebateCraft Minecraft Server

reddit, presidential debates, Democracy, Government, DebateCraft

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

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Block and Roll

creative comeback, funny comeback, witty retort, funny banter, witty comeback

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

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CraftyCommiesMC

international relations, Conflict Resolution, nuclear proliferation, weapons, global security

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamond blocks, and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house. Plus, our admin once tamed a whole army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a giant chicken boss. True story, bro. And if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance parties we have every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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