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Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Towns Built:	8	Love Letters Sent:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Star Shards Collected:	51	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Zombie Dances:	9

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Farms Harvested:	157	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	7650
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

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Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Ores Mined:	8260

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	4463	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	2476	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mines Excavated:	2910
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum! Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum!
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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