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Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	239806
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

SoulCraft: Where Stupidity is Forever

Bodies, Consciousness, death, enlightenment, ETERNAL, Existence, forever.., ignorance, Karma, Life after death., Metaphysical, philosophy, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Soulcraft, Souls, spirituality, stupidity, Transcendence, wisdom

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

join this server if you want to escape the eternal curse of stupidity! our server is like a magical portal that transports you to a world where intelligence reigns supreme and dumbness is banished to the depths of the nether!

imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild!

we have epic quests that will challenge your mind and test your skills, from building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! and if you ever get lost, don’t worry – our friendly community is always there to lend a hand and show you the way.

so come join us on this epic adventure and leave your stupid self behind! who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to eternal wisdom and become the smartest player in the universe!

ParaLingualCraft

assistive technology, bilingual communication, brain implant, brain stimulation, Brain Surgery, brain-computer interface, cognitive enhancement, communication device, language recovery, language rehabilitation, language restoration, medical breakthrough, medical technology, neural engineering, neuroprosthetics, neuroscience, neurotechnology, ParaLingualCraft, paralyzed man, speech therapy, spinal cord injury

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like a magical place where u can talk to ppl from all over the world even if u only speak one language. it’s like, u put this brain implant in and suddenly u can understand everyone, it’s like u become a super smart genius or something.

but get this, the brain implant doesn’t just help u communicate, it also gives u superpowers in the game. like, u can fly around and shoot fireballs from ur hands and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in real life, but in minecraft.

and here’s the kicker, every time u log on to the server, u get a new random superpower. so one day u might be able to turn invisible, and the next day u can control time or something. it’s like a surprise every time u play.

so come join us on this server, where u can be a bilingual superhero with a brain implant and have the time of ur life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Harmony Falls: Where mobs are friendlier than the players. No resets, just good old chaos! 1.20+ Java server.

active community, Bosses, Bosses Update, Chaos, Discord, discord community, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Falls, friendlier, Good, Harmony, java, mobs, No Resets, Pets, Players, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Resets, RPG elements, Server, smp, Towny, voice chat, Website

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Join the friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Create lasting memories and epic adventures together in Harmony Falls!

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Harmony Falls server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world and joining our Discord community.

Q: What version of Minecraft does Harmony Falls support?

A: Harmony Falls currently supports Java 1.20.1, with an update to 1.21 coming soon.

Q: What are some of the features of Harmony Falls?

A: Some features of Harmony Falls include proximity voice chat, Towny & Economy, PvE & PvP battles, bosses/dungeons, pets, RPG elements, events, and more exciting features.

Q: Are there any upcoming updates or events on the Harmony Falls server?

A: Yes, there is an exciting new Dungeon & Bosses update coming out soon! Keep an eye on the Discord and website for the latest information.

CraftyPoora Minecraft Server

CraftyPoora, long tail tags, Minecraft, poorara, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	2285	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server, where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around! That’s right, our server is run by a gang of rebellious pigs who have taken over and are now in charge. Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as you navigate through piggy obstacle courses, compete in pig races, and even attend piggy fashion shows (yes, the pigs are quite the fashionistas).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with the llamas and help them achieve their llama-licious goals? Or will you stand with the pigs and defend your right to ride in style? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible (especially if it involves pigs and llamas)!

ForeverAloneCraft Minecraft Server

ForeverAloneCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Crops Grown:	4210
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of being a strong, handsome daddy with no luck in the dating world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where everyone is attracted to your 6’3″ muscular avatar and where twinks worship you as their strong daddy figure. With our vibrant community, you’ll never feel lonely again – unless you want to, because let’s face it, sometimes you just need some alone time to bench press 350 lbs in peace. So come on, join our server and let your virtual escapades be the envy of all the bussy-chasing twinks out there!

CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow

career ambitions, career goals, certifications, CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow, family importance, Family Support, Financial Stability, future planning, INTERNSHIP, leave request, military regulations, military transition, nursing school, personal fulfillment, salary negotiation, sole provider, stable job, structured program, throwaway, wedding conflict

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Zombie Dances:	9
New Chunks Explored:	548629	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magic Items Found:	2465	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you torn between attending your stepbrother’s wedding and securing a stable future for yourself and your spouse? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual escape from real-life obligations, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate enchanted gear.

Forget about family pressure and societal expectations – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and avoiding those pesky Endermen. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer the Nether and defeat the Ender Dragon?

So, if you’re ready to prioritize your virtual adventures over real-life obligations, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a wedding when you can have a blocky blast with us?

ZeroFucks Minecraft Server

aloof, Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a shit, detached, disinterested, Disregard, don’t give a damn, impassive, indifference, indifference towards, indifferent attitude, Minecraft, nonchalant, not caring, Server, unaffected, unbothered, unconcerned, unimpressed, uninterested, Unmoved, ZeroFucks

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t give a single f*ck about anything! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your butt? Why the heck not!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come on down and let your creativity run wild on our server where we give zero f*cks about anything except having a good time!

CraftyBoomers: Expert Advice for 20s

20s, 30s, Adulthood, advice, career, CraftyBoomers, Experience, Expert, goals, growth, guidance, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, mindset, personal development, perspective, Reflection, relationships, self improvement, success, wisdom

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by young whippersnappers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players aged 30 and above! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of wise old Minecraft players who were tired of being bossed around by teenagers with no respect for their elders. They banded together to create a server where maturity and experience were valued above all else. Rumor has it that they even built a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a dragon that only the most seasoned players can defeat.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have regular events like bingo night, where players compete to see who can mine the most diamonds in a single night. We also have a retirement home for retired players to relax and enjoy their golden years in peace.

So if you’re tired of being called a noob by kids half your age, come join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, we have free prune juice for all players aged 50 and above. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server for the 30+ crowd!

MealDropCraft

changing times, contactless delivery, convenience, digital age, door to door service, evolving behaviors, food delivery, home delivery, innovative practices, meal drop-off, MealDropCraft, modern society, new normal, no physical contact, online ordering, pandemic precautions, remote transactions, Safety Measures, social distancing, societal shifts., technological advancements

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like 15 years ago when people were dropping meals off on doorsteps and running away like ninjas! except on this server, we drop diamond swords and enchanted apples instead of meals. it’s like a secret agent mission every time u log on, trying to sneakily leave gifts for other players without getting caught. join now for the ultimate stealthy fun!

Prodigy’s Winter Wonderland

dragons, Dungeons, Fun, Minecraft, Modpack, Prodigy, PvE, Raid, RPG, Server, Survival, tame, Winter, Winter Is Here, winter wonderland, winterishere, Wintersurvival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to Prodigy’s Winter Wonderland, A Cold Place To Have Fun. This is a public sever with the curse forge modpack “Winter Is Here”, with dungeons to raid and dragons to tame, and much more, open to all to have fun.

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