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  • AlzheonCraft: Forget-Me-Not Funding

    AlzheonCraft: Forget-Me-Not Funding
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, look no further than this epic server that’s so crazy, it’ll make you forget your own name like you got Alzheimer’s or somethin’!

    We got so much cash flow, we’re closin’ $100 million in financing like it’s no big deal. Why? Because we’re developin’ the ultimate drug that’ll make your Minecraft skills go through the roof! You’ll be buildin’ like a madman, fightin’ off creepers like a boss, and minin’ for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only side effect is pure, unadulterated fun. Who needs memories when you can have epic adventures in the world of Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • FoggyCraft: Hallucination Havoc

    FoggyCraft: Hallucination Havoc
    so, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon rainbows. we got so many cool things like flying pigs, talking zombies, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    if u join dis server, u will be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from ur eyes and ride on a giant chicken that farts glitter. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky made entirely of cotton candy? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where all the players have to team up to defeat a giant dragon made out of bubblegum. and if u manage to defeat it, u will be rewarded with a magical sword that can turn ur enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright weird adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • PlaqueBusters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    PlaqueBusters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine if u could join a minecraft server that actually helps ur brain??? like, u play and ur brain gets stronger??? that’s what this server does, bro. we got crazy new therapies that remove amyloid plaques on ur brain, like, whoa. and, get this, it’s gonna slow down disease progression, like, no more forgetting where u put ur diamonds in the game, ya know? plus, we’re gonna restructure all the dementia services in the UK, so u know it’s gonna be legit. join us and level up ur brain while u mine for diamonds, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

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  • LongCovidCraft

    LongCovidCraft
    haha u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the paxlovid of servers, no benefit but u still wanna be there cuz it’s so lit. we got nirmatrelvir-ritonavir potions that cure ur postacute sequelae of SARS-CoV-2 infection in the game. u won’t believe it but our diamond armor is made from real diamonds found in the depths of the server, guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows. join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy builds, and endless laughs. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooooo!

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  • TumorMeltingCraft

    TumorMeltingCraft
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray new drug that’s like, melting away tumours for some peeps with bowel cancer? it’s like a gamechanger, but in real life! imagine if you could do that in Minecraft, just melt away all the baddies with a magic potion or something. well, you can’t do that in the game, but you can join our server and have a blast with other players who are also fighting off evil tumours… i mean, mobs. come join us and be a part of this epic battle for survival! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret potion that can cure all your Minecraft ailments. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

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  • MDMA Mayhem Server

    MDMA Mayhem Server
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the trials are so flawed and scandalous that even the FDA experts are like “nah, we out”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we navigate through the twisted world of Minecraft with absolutely zero expert support. Who needs FDA approval when you have a bunch of crazy gamers running the show? Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

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