Clinical Trials MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

SquadCraft: Placebo Edition

placebo response, Alternative Medicine, clinical trials, Squadcraft, placebo effect

so, like, imagine this: u join this minecraft server and u get hit with the placebo effect but, like, in a good way. u start thinking u can fly or summon dragons or some crazy sh*t. and then, outta nowhere, a firing squad shows up but they’re all, like, friendly and just wanna play minecraft with u. it’s a wild ride, man. join this server for all the wacky adventures and unexpected twists. u never know what’s gonna happen next, but it’s always a good time. so come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

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PneumoniaShockSurvivorsMC

fludrocortisone, hydrocortisone, Medical research, Sepsis, clinical trials

Yo, listen up! So, like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got this epic subgroup analysis going on. It’s like, if you got community acquired pneuminia and septic shock, then you gotta join this server, man! We got hydrocortisone plus fludrocortisone up in here, and it’s gonna reduce mortality like no tomorrow. Forget about placebo, come join us and survive like a boss! It’s like a virtual hospital up in here, saving lives and building epic creations at the same time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most lit Minecraft server ever!

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CraftyCholesterolBusters

pharmaceutical, Healthcare, Atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease, PCSK9 inhibitor, Treatment

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. Like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. And, like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made out of Skittles.

Once, there was this player who found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. And, like, the llamas taught him how to do the Macarena while mining for diamonds. It was, like, the most epic thing ever, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Laser. Pigs.

So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s like a party in your computer screen.

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CancerCraft: RegoraTAS102 – ERK1/2 Busters!

cancer treatment, Overcome, chemotherapy, combination therapy, drug resistance

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Regorafenib synergizing with TAS102 against multiple gastrointestinal cancers, but in Minecraft form! We be overcoming cancer stemness like bosses, and don’t even get me started on the trifluridine-induced angiogenesis – we be blasting through that like it’s nobody’s business!

ERK1/2 ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be takin’ them down left and right in epic battles that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. So come on and join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers, but who’s counting?) Let’s get mining and crafting, and show those cancers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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CraftyCancerCure

oncology, cancer treatment, pharmaceuticals, Precision medicine, Healthcare

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor in minecraft? well, now u can on this epic server! we got this crazy new cancer therapy stuff that china approved for clinical trials. u can be like a virtual doctor and save all the pixelated lives! join now and be the hero of the minecraft world! plus, u get to wear a lab coat skin and pretend ur a real doctor. it’s gonna be lit, bro! come join the fun and cure some blocky cancers!

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RegenToothCraft

dental research, dental procedures, dental technology, dental care, dental industry

hey yall! have u ever wanted to regrow ur teeth like a shark? well do i have the server for u! we are conducting human trials for a new teeth regeneration drug in minecraft! join us and become a dental superhero! who needs a dentist when u can just pop a pill and grow a new set of chompers? plus, rumor has it that the drug also gives u super speed and the ability to shoot lasers out of ur eyes. so come on down and join the fun! just remember, side effects may include turning into a half-shark half-human hybrid. but who wouldn’t want that, amirite? sign up now and let’s get this experiment started!

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AImondCraft: Detecting Boobies 99.72%

breast cancer detection, Artificial Intelligence, boobies, medical imaging, Medical research

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to detect boobie cancer in the game!!! our scientists have created a system that is 99.72% accurate, just like shooting a creeper with a bow and arrow! join us and help save the virtual boobies of minecraft players everywhere. plus, if you find a pink sheep in the game, you automatically get a free boobie cancer screening in real life. who knew minecraft could be so life-saving and hilarious at the same time?! come join us now and let’s kick cancer’s butt, one block at a time!

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ZepCraft: Cure for Zzz’s

pharmaceuticals, Zzzs, Sleep, cure, drug therapy

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE YOU SLEEP LIKE A BABY? WELL, OUR SERVER IS LIKE TIRZEPATIDE FOR YOUR SLEEP APNEA! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES, INSANE BATTLES, AND EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FORGET ALL ABOUT YOUR BREATHING INTERRUPTIONS! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MOUNJARO MAGIC FOR YOURSELF! SPREAD THE WORD AND LET’S SLEEP LIKE KINGS TOGETHER!

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CraftyAnxietyGAD

Healthcare, FDA Approval, Constructive, drug development, Treatment

come join our epic minecraft server where we build stuff and fight dragons and stuff. we had a meeting with the fda about our anxiety drug but who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building giant statues of steve. we promise no creepers will blow up your creations (unless you want them to for added challenge). join now for a wild adventure filled with laughs and epicness. also, did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? shh, don’t tell anyone.

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PancreaCraft: Survive & Thrive!

healthcare advancements, Pancreatic cancer, SURVIVE, health care, disease management

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the wildest ride of ur life, where u can build, fight, and explore like never before.

our server is so lit, even herobrine would be jealous. we got custom biomes, insane mobs, and secret dungeons waiting to be conquered. u can team up with ur friends or go solo, the choice is urs.

but wait, there’s more! we have exclusive events like the annual creeper rodeo, where u can ride a creeper like a bucking bronco. or how about the legendary diamond hunt, where u can win rare loot that will make ur friends green with envy.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft community on the planet. who knows, u might even discover the secret to surviving pancreatic cancer while ur at it. just kidding, but seriously, come join us!

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