even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.
and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?
imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.
as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.
so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!
we have a secret underground base where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.
our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and their bare hands.
join us and become part of the most epic adventure ever, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional dragon attack).
join our server for the most epic adventures and the craziest battles against mobs and other players. trust me, you’ll wanna be part of this epic journey to save the world from the zaire ebolavirus. plus, rumor has it that the vaccine gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. okay, maybe not the lasers part, but you get the idea.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer minecraft together! #vaccinesaveslives #cureforebolavirus #minecraftmadness