Clinical Trial MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

dietary intervention, Coronary artery disease, Carbohydrate restriction, Blood lipid levels, nutrition research

LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

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Finerenone’s Heart Haven

Heart, drug therapy, patient care, research, Nonsteroidal

so, u know how u always wanted to live forever in minecraft? well dis server is like da fountain of youth but in block form. we got dis crazy mineralocorticoid thingy dat will make u live up to 3 years longer in da game. imagine all da diamonds u can mine in dat time! join now and become immortal in minecraft, cuz why not? #blocklife #immortality #minecraftmadness

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Nosebleed Nixing Pom Pom Server

Pomalidomide, nosebleed severity, clinical trial, genetic condition, bleeding disorder

join this cray cray minecraft server and u will experience nosebleeds no more, just like magic! we use the power of Pomalidomide, a drug for bone marrow cancer, to make ur nosebleeds disappear. it’s like a superpower, but for ur nose! come join us and say goodbye to bloody tissues forever. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure? come on, what are u waiting for? nosebleeds begone!

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Blocky Weight Loss Quest

Treatment, research, weight, injectable, Healthcare

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u lose weight? well, this server is the one for u! we got this crazy injectable semaglutide and liraglutide that will make u shed those pounds faster than u can say “diamonds!” join now and watch as ur character gets skinnier and skinnier with each block u break. who needs a gym when u got minecraft, amirite? come join the fun and get fit while u play!

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PillCraft: Blood Pressure Edition

outperforms, Treatment, study, research, novel

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like taking a low-dose 3-in-1 blood pressure pill but for ur gaming experience, ya feel me? this server, known as GMRx2, is like the magic potion that will make u a minecraft legend. forget about standard servers, this one is on another level, fam.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly ur building skills are off the charts, ur pvp game is unmatched, and ur redstone creations are blowing minds left and right. it’s like u took a sip of the ultimate gaming elixir and now u unstoppable.

seriously, this server is the real deal. join now and prepare to be amazed. trust me, u won’t regret it. go on, take a leap of faith and enter the world of GMRx2. u won’t look back, i promise.

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Back Pain Placebo Fun

chronic back pain, research, clinical trial, Fun, Alternative Medicine

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly all your back pain just disappears like magic! but get this, it’s not even real magic, it’s just placebos! like, you know they’re fake but they still work! it’s like a miracle or something, man. so if you wanna be pain-free and have a blast playing minecraft, you gotta join this server, trust me, it’s mind-blowing! plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who built a giant statue of a llama using only dirt blocks, and it became a sacred site that players from all over the world come to worship at. like, how insane is that? so come join us and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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VisionCraft: Gene Therapy Quest

clinical trial, Gene, VisionCraft, genetic medicine, Gene therapy

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that can literally RESTORE UR VISION??? well this server is like gene therapy for ur eyes, except instead of needles we use PIXELS.

imagine logging in and suddenly being able to see in the dark like a freakin cat. u can spot those sneaky creepers from a mile away and never have to worry about falling into a pit of lava again.

this server is like the cure for LCA1 but instead of fancy doctors in lab coats, u got a bunch of blocky characters running around building epic structures and fighting off zombies.

so if u wanna see the world of minecraft in a whole new light (literally), then join us and let’s restore ur vision one block at a time.

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FlashCraft: HotRx for Gamers

HotRx, symptom relief, Elinzanetant, Medical research, patient outcomes

LOL, ok so like, imagine you’re mining in Minecraft and suddenly you start having hot flashes like you’re going through menopause or something, BUT WAIT, join our server and take Elinzanetant, the magical nonhormonal drug that will reduce your hot flashes by at least 50 percent! No more sweating while building your epic castle, just pure gaming bliss. JAMA approved, baby! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Elinzanetant and never worry about hot flashes in Minecraft again!

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SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Healthcare, risk reduction, prescription medication, lifestyle changes, scientific study

hey u! ya u! r u tired of being fat and havin diabetes? well do i have the server for u! our minecraft server is like a weight loss drug that reduces diabetes risk by 94%! u heard me right, 94%! join our server and watch those pounds melt away like butter on a hot day! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that will follow u around and oink encouragement as u exercise in the virtual world! so what r u waitin for? join now and say goodbye to fat and diabetes forever!

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WegovyCraft: Lose weight, not hearts!

mortality rate, health, public health, LOSE, Hearts

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server, where we got weight-loss drugs dat magically make COVID disappear! YASSS, you heard right, take a dose of Wegovy and BAM, no more COVID deaths fo’ you! Plus, dis drug also reduces da risk of heart attack and stroke, so you can mine and craft all day without worryin’ bout yo health. Ain’t dat just amazeballs? So what you waitin’ for? Join dis server now and start poppin’ dem weight-loss pills like there’s no tomorrow! #wegovy4lyfe #minecraftmagic

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