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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 713 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 486 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.
But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.
