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Dr. Creeper’s Clinic
Are you tired of boring old doctors giving you the same old medical advice? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are anything but professional! Our doctors will diagnose you with a case of “diamond deficiency” and prescribe you with a daily dose of mining and crafting to cure what ails you. Forget about boring check-ups, here you’ll be treated to a virtual world of pixelated fun and wacky medical advice. So come on over and let our doctors give you a dose of laughter and adventure! -
SisSickDayDenied – Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into virtual chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister trying to pawn off her shift onto them without permission.Experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations, like deciding whether to cave into guilt trips or stand your ground like a true warrior. Will you choose to save the day or let the drama unfold? The choice is yours on our server!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that embodies the craziness of real-life family dynamics in a virtual world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape into a world where you can build, explore, and conquer, all while dealing with hilarious family antics along the way?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure – join our Minecraft server now and let the drama unfold in the most entertaining way possible!
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PixelBabyDaddyPayup
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?
With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?
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SpermBankCraft
Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.
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Dr. Creeper’s Laser Clinic: Where Even the Zombies Get a Glow Up!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were just playing a regular game of Minecraft. Little did they know, they stumbled upon a secret hidden feature – a Medical Grade Laser! Yes, you read that right. This laser wasn’t just any ordinary laser, it had the power to heal players, cure zombie pigmen, and even give you a fabulous new haircut!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical unicorn that grants wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky, wild, and downright weird world of Minecraft like never before! Just remember, always wear your sunglasses when using the Medical Grade Laser. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.
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CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’
>be me >25 years old >decide to join this epic Minecraft server >first time playing solo >start building my dream castle >>everything is going great until I come across a mysterious NPC >he offers me a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom >I accept the challenge and set off on an adventure >fight off creepers, zombies, and even a dragon >finally find the sword in a hidden dungeon >but wait, there’s a catch >the sword is cursed and gives me super strength but also turns me into a chicken every full moon >decide to keep the sword anyway because who doesn’t want to be a chicken warrior >become known as the legendary Chicken Knight of the server >everyone fears my clucking power >join this Minecraft server for the most insane quests and adventures >who knows what crazy stories you’ll have to tell after playing here! -
VanillaAnarchy
IP: VanillaAnarchy.net
Vanilla Semi-Anarchy Server With No Limits
Established on July 1st, 2023, VanillaAnarchy (VA) is dedicated to delivering the ultimate vanilla experience.
- World Size: 30 Million Blocks
- View Distance: 10 Chunks
- Simulation Distance: 9 Chunks
- Mob Spawn Distance/Rates: 8 Chunks/Vanilla
- World Resets: Never
- Start Date: July 1st 2023
- Joinable on: 1.19 – 1.20.4
- Discord: discord.gg/vanillaanarchy
At VA, we’re all about breaking the limits. No player caps here – thanks to our cutting-edge server hardware and software, we can scale to accommodate over 1000 players seamlessly if needed. All while having unlimited mob caps, a default world border, 10-chunk view, 9-chunk simulation, and an 8-chunk mob spawn distance. With the goal to provide the most expansive and immersive vanilla Minecraft gaming experience out there.
Our commitment to authenticity is reflected in our no-reset policy and minimal rules. We embrace the essence of Minecraft, staying true to its original vision. The only restrictions we enforce are against exploiting and hacking to preserve the game’s core experience the way Mojang intended it.
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FroobWorld
IP: s.froobworld.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/mMu7xaX
Website: https://froobworld.com/
Dynmap: https://map.froobworld.com/
FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMPyou will probably enjoy our server.
Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.
Some features of FroobWorld:
- Land claimingwith no limit to the size (within reason)
- Lockette-style chest locking
- /rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
- Long-term maps
- 32 view distance
- We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes
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TownThrive
TownThrive is a geopolitical SMP which focuses on prospering sprawling towns, trading, and also war. The server has an extremely active community and there is pretty much no end to all of it. The server has a very unique approach to gameplay with the Nether and End dimensions removed. You may be shocked from this, but it makes the server more immersive as you have to take a plane or a boat to locations on the map. The server has a vanilla approach and hands-off administration with no commands like /tp or /home as well as rules to prevent bad experiences. Join the Discord to enter the server and to be whitelisted.