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MineCrafty McMineFace 2023

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	287

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of kino!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking you, and diamond armor that gives you the power to fly like a majestic eagle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of beatboxing. And rumor has it that if you can find their secret hideout, they will teach you their ways and you’ll become the most feared beatboxing llama in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the kino madness for yourself!

MarijuanaCraft: Where Every Day is 4/20 and Muhammad is Fabulous

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined and found themselves in a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep that could fly. Yes, you heard that right. Flying sheep! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret dance party every night where the creepers bust out their best moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our hilarious Minecraft world!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	9465

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

Join us for a rollercoaster of a time with Previous Thread filled with memes, resources, and useful links that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

Looking for some Minecraft buddies to build epic structures with? Look no further than our Circles/Clubs/Friends section. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of dirt blocks faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our 4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts section for some epic Minecraft stories that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our crazy events and content updates? Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors – Torment w/Heavy Armor) challenge and show those mobs who’s boss! Or try your hand at the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set and see if you have what it takes to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Server not responsible for any lost items due to laughter-induced accidents)

TriadCraft: Where Villains Rule and Maxxing is a Must!

charisma, Confidence, dark personality traits, dark triad, Evil, Machiavellianism, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, MAXXING, mindset, narcissism, personal development, psychopathy, rule, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-improvement journey, Social Skills, strategy, success, toxic behavior, TriadCraft, Villains

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27

Welcome to our Dark Triad Maxxing Minecraft server, where becoming “evil” is not just a possibility, it’s a requirement! Join us as we embark on a journey to unleash our inner villains and conquer the virtual world with our devious schemes and diabolical plans.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and decided to embrace their dark side. They built a fortress of doom made entirely of obsidian and filled it with traps and creepy creatures. They became known as the Dark Lord of Destruction and ruled over their kingdom with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist as a weapon).

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in evil challenges like stealing from other players, sabotaging their builds, and even starting a zombie apocalypse just for fun. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can try your hand at summoning demons or casting cursesDark Triad Maxxing Minecraft server today and let your inner villain run wild! But be warned, once you embrace the darkness, there’s no turning back. Mwahaha!

CraftyKagome’s InuYasha Adventure

Adventure, Anime, character analysis, CraftyKagomes, cultural norms, ethical dilemmas, FANTASY, fictional characters, Gender Roles, inuyasha, Japanese culture, Miroku, modern society, monk, moral compass, Nostalgia, pop culture, relationships, societal expectations, spirituality, Television series, traditional values

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crops Grown:	1062	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can fly like Miroku from Inuyasha in today’s culture! Imagine soaring through the skies, collecting resources and building epic structures with your friends.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride giant chickens into battle, summon explosive sheep to wreak havoc on your enemies, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepers & Beats: Minecraft Vocaloid Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers dance to Vocaloid tunes! Join us and unleash your inner musician as you create epic songs that will make the Ender Dragon shed a tear of joy.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist grooving to the beats. We’ve got Redstone engineers who can turn your music into a light show that will make the Nether jealous.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined and started playing their Vocaloid masterpiece. The villagers loved it so much that they threw a party in their honor. And guess what? The Iron Golems even busted out some sick dance moves.

Don’t miss out on the fun! Come join us and be part of a community where creativity knows no bounds. Who knows, maybe your next hit song will be the talk of the server for weeks to come.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out on our Vocaloid Minecraft server. See you there!

Melee Mayhem: Just Pick Your Perks!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dimension Hops:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Melee perks are as easy as picking your mandatory Diamond Sword Perk and ultimate perk, because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly?

And don’t even get me started on our Destruction perks – just pick your Fireball perk and Explosion utility perk and Ultimate perk and start Dualcasting like a maniac. Who needs balance when you can just blow everything up?

Oh, and did we mention that Conjuration is unusable until level 100? Because who needs summoning spells when you can just rely on your trusty sword and fireball combo?

And let’s be real, Skyrim is absolute dogshit compared to our server. Dark Souls, which came out 2 months earlier, has a more thoughtful, involved, and skill-based magic and melee system. I mean, how did Skyrim ever sell 1 copy, let alone 70 million copies?

So come join our server for some chaotic, unbalanced, and downright ridiculous gameplay. Who needs logic and balance when you can just have a good time?

Crafty Kiev Crew – Minecraft Madness #13890

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the battles are as intense as the ones in Ukraine! Join now for a chance to vote on aid bills for your fellow players, just like the US House of Reps!

Experience the thrill of shooting down Tu-22m3 bombers at a distance of 300km from Ukraine – just like the GUR! Destroy 15 out of 22 missiles and 14 out of 14 shaheds of the chimpout in Stavropol Krai, and maybe even take down a Tu-22m3 STRATEGIC BOMBER (first such case)!

But that’s not all – witness a major missile chimpout hitting a civilian building in the center of Dnipro, where 35 are injured and 7 killed (including 2 kids) so far!

Join now and get the chance to supply Ukraine with 6 more Patriot systems just like NATO partners! And who knows, maybe Argentina will apply to join our server as a “global partner”!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for another IRIS-T air defense battery arriving in Ukraine in the next weeks, recognized Russian oil refineries as a legitimate target, and a major missile strike on Dzhankoi air base in occupied Crimea!

Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server now for all the chaos, drama, and missile chimpouts you could ever want!

HonkaiCraft: Rail Honkers

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Animals Bred:	119
Void Gems Collected:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🎮

Are you tired of boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and unlimited possibilities!

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing to the latest hip-hop hits. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Touch that turns everything it touches into pure gold! 💰

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: Our server has a secret portal that takes you to a galaxy far, far away where you can have a non-zero-sum game with aliens! 🛸

But wait, there’s even more! We have exclusive character banners featuring Aventurine and Lynx who will guide you on your epic journey. Plus, redeemable codes that will give you the ultimate edge in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🌟

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– “This server is like no other! The adventures are endless and the surprises are always around the corner. I can’t imagine playing anywhere else!” – Happy Player

– “I’ve been playing Minecraft for years, but this server takes the cake. It’s fun, it’s exciting, and it’s everything I’ve ever wanted in a game. Highly recommend!” – Satisfied Player

Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together! 🚀🌈 #MinecraftMadness #EpicServer #JoinUsNow!

Blocky Bae Quest: Find Your Pixel Perfect Partner

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can find the girl of your dreams! No, not in real life, silly! We’re talking about in-game!

Join our server and you’ll be able to feed and cuddle with your very own virtual girlfriend. She’ll never leave your side, unless you forget to feed her, then she might just run off to find someone else who will give her the attention she deserves.

But fear not, on our server, you can also fight off any potential suitors who try to steal your girl. Just make sure to keep her happy and she’ll be yours forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find the virtual girlfriend of your dreams!