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Mousy Minecraft Server: German Gaunt Faces

European appearance, European facial characteristics, European facial features, European facial structure, European genetics, European physical traits, European stereotypes, faces, facial characteristics, facial features, Gaunt, gaunt faces, German, German appearance, German facial characteristics, German facial structure, German features, German genetics, German physical traits, German stereotypes, Germans, Minecraft, mousy, mousy faces, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they haven’t eaten in weeks? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the answer to the age-old question: “Why do Germans have such mousy, gaunt faces?” Join us and discover the secret hidden in the pixels of our virtual world. Maybe it’s all the bratwurst they eat or perhaps it’s the curse of the creeper that haunts their dreams. Whatever the reason, you’ll have a blast uncovering the mysteries of German facial features while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. So come on, join us and let’s solve this enigma together!

Believing in Santa is childish and stupid, but believing in Minecraft SMP is epic

BELIEF, Believing, Childhood, childish, Christ, christmas, comparison, controversy, culture, debate, Epic, FAITH, faith vs fantasy, FANTASY, holiday, Minecraft, Myth, Religion, religious beliefs, santa, skepticism, smp, spirituality, stupid, superstition, tradition

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Emeralds Found:	4047	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of llamas, and battling evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet panda that can breakdance.

So why waste your time believing in Santa when you can join our server and believe in the power of Christ…the chicken that rose from the dead and turned water into lava. Yeah, it’s a bit weird but hey, it’s Minecraft!

Join us now and let the madness begin!

WidowCraft Minecraft Server

biological child, child support, children, dance classes, extracurricular activities, finances, future planning, inflation, Inheritance, Instructions, late wife’s money, luxuries, Minecraft, professional dancing, remarriage, Sacrifices, Server, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, Struggles, WidowCraft, Will

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between players over virtual money that’s not even theirs!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your right to dance classes, even if it means stepping on the toes of your stepchildren (pun intended). Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or the villain who hoards money for their own biological children? The choice is yours on our server!

And don’t worry, we’ve got arrangements in place in case things go south, just like in this wild story. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the craziness of virtual finances and family drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

SisterlyDramaCraft

aita, Apologize.., childhood trauma, communication breakdown, condo purchase, cool aunt, emotional outburst, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, Family Support, moving out, niece and nephew, olive branch, parental assistance, personal boundaries, sibling rivalry, sibling tension, sister feud, SisterlyDramaCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mines Excavated:	4503
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and hilarious antics.

Our server is like a family, but without all the drama. We promise not to choke you or terrorize you like that one annoying sibling. Plus, our cool aunt (that’s me!) is always around to make sure you’re having a blast.

Build your dream condo, just like I did in real life (without any help from Mom, thank you very much). And if things get heated, don’t worry – we have plenty of virtual fire pits for you to cool off by.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to use next. See you there!

UgandanPutinFan Minecraft Server

Hardman, marriage proposal, Meloni, Minecraft, president, Putin fan, Server, uganda, UgandanPutinFan

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Buildings Constructed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchantments Applied:	128
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

wanna join a server where the president of uganda might be playin? yea, that’s right, HARDMAN himself might be diggin’ for diamonds right next to ya! oh, and did we mention he’s a HUGE fan of putin? yep, he even asked meloni to marry him once! come join the madness and see what other crazy shenanigans go down on this server! who knows, you might even become besties with a world leader!

PixelPunchCraft

€50M, Auction, collector’s item, crime, Destroyed, expensive, Fake, Gaming, gaming history, investigation, italy, News, PixelPunchCraft, rare, Retro, Ring, scandal, Smashed, valuable, video game, vintage

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A FAKE RETRO VIDEO GAME RING WORTH €50M THAT GOT SMASHED IN ITALY. LIKE, WHO EVEN SMASHES A RING WORTH THAT MUCH??? BUT YEAH, JOIN OUR SERVER AND MAYBE U CAN FIND SOME CRAZY RICHES TOO. MAYBE EVEN A DIAMOND BLOCK MADE OF REAL DIAMONDS. YEAH, THAT’S HOW WE ROLL. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANE TREASURES AND ADVENTURES. #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤑🤣

Anarkium

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Build Explore Minecraft World Raw Client History Fun Community PvP Creative Redstone Farming Crafting Adventure Economy Plugins Biomes Resources, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

New survival server awaiting people who are looking to find a place where they can build, explore and enjoy the wonders of a brand new Minecraft world. The server is made for people who love the raw survival aspect of the game we all adore. People are also allowed to use clients. Come make history and have fun!

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Crafty Uber Draw Server

#youtube, ai generated, artbook, assets, Boorus, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, Delivery, draw, drawing books, drawthread, hololive, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., repost, Requests, Server, shitposting, Spam, Uber, Vtuber

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	4890
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Battle of Assets Edition is in full swing! Join us for an epic adventure filled with crazy battles, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most coveted assets in all of Minecraft. From diamond swords that shoot lasers to armor made of pure obsidian, you’ll never run out of epic gear to show off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary clan of vtuber warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious assets. Join forces with them and embark on quests to defeat the evil mobs that threaten to steal all the loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the Battle of Assets Edition like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life. See you in the game!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Svgg Squad

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, squad, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Star Shards Collected:	121	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build machines and systems, we create absolute madness in every corner of this blocky world.

Join us if you’re tired of those boring, perfectly clipped editions. Here, we embrace the unsatisfactory clipping and turn it into a work of art. Our players have built machines that defy all logic and systems that will make your head spin.

Ever heard of a flying machine made out of pork chops and diamonds? Well, you’ll see it here. Our players have created vehicles that will make you question your sanity and wonder if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have epic space adventures that will leave you breathless. From building spacecrafts out of cheese to exploring galaxies made of candy, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you? Come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll create next!

PrankWarzMC

boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, disrespectful behavior., disrespecting boundaries, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, girlfriend prank, harmful pranks, infidelity trauma, kicking out, late night argument, overreaction, past trauma, prank gone wrong, PrankWarzMC, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship trust, traumatic history, trust issues, trust shattered

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pranks are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of trolling and tomfoolery that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend on the server sends you a message claiming they’ve been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis behind your back! The betrayal, the drama, the chaos – it’s all part of the fun on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the heat of our pranks. Just like the time when Steve thought it would be hilarious to cover the entire spawn point with TNT, only for the entire server to explode in a fiery blaze of glory. Ah, good times.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience heart-pounding adrenaline rushes, gut-busting laughter, and jaw-dropping surprises all in one place? Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like ours anywhere else.

Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask the guy who accidentally turned his entire base into a giant chicken coop. Oops!