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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 326 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and turned it into a wacky wonderland of madness. You never know what they’ll do next!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creeper conga lines, zombie breakdancing, and skeleton shuffle-offs are just a few of the things you’ll witness.
3. Our server events are like no other – ever wanted to participate in a sheep shearing competition while riding on the back of a flying pig? Well, now’s your chance!
4. The admins on our server are actually sentient potatoes who have gained self-awareness and now offer sage advice and guidance to all players. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. See you in the virtual world!
