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Minecraft Melting Madness
join our minecraft server now to escape the impending doom of global warming! the united nations and the public are clueless about the true extent of the crisis. the ipcc messed up big time with their aerosol climate forcing, leading to a total underestimate of climate sensitivity. but fear not, on our server, you can build a virtual bunker to survive the apocalypse! gather your resources, team up with other players, and fight off the mobs of climate change deniers trying to destroy your precious pixelated world. who needs real life when you can live out your wildest survival fantasies in minecraft? join us now before it’s too late! -
CO2 Climatic Craze
slow climate sensitivity, long term trends, carbon dioxide levels, Scientific evidence, greenhouse gasesLOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!
IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!
SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!
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CraftyClassroom
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the responsible adult you are! Unlike some universities in Texas, we won’t hold your hand through every little thing. Need help with your FAFSA? Sorry, we’re not going to fill in the blanks for you like a screenshot-loving student. And if your ID is expired, tough luck – even if you’re a football recruit, we still need a valid ID!But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.
So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!
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PeeveCraft: Oddball Edition
Are you tired of mining for hours only to find out your pickaxe is made of rubber and can’t even break through dirt? Well, fear no more because on our server, all pickaxes are made of pure diamond and can break through bedrock like it’s butter!Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday!
Sick of boring old creepers blowing up your hard work? Don’t worry, on our server, creepers have been trained to breakdance instead of explode. It’s quite the sight to see!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the only place where you can plummet from the sky with a giant dragon by your side.
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!
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WarCraftMillionaires
Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz like, did you know that the number of Russian dollar millionaires is like, skyrocketing despite all the war and sanctions going on? It’s like they’re building diamond mansions in the middle of a battlefield or something, it’s crazy!So, like, if you wanna be a Minecraft baller like those Russian millionaires, you gotta join our server. We got diamond blocks for days, yo! And our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like fighting in the middle of a war zone (but without all the actual danger, of course).
Plus, we have the most epic events ever! Like, one time we had a build battle where the theme was “luxury bunker” and let me tell you, the creativity was off the charts. We even had a secret underground club where only the richest players could hang out and party.
So, if you wanna be part of the elite like those Russian millionaires, come join our server and show off your Minecraft skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft millionaire yourself!
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SunSurvivorsCraft
join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the sun is literally trying to kill you! we are 94 million miles away from the sun, but don’t worry, we somehow still get just enough sun to survive. it’s like a game of real-life hot potato, but with the sun. can you handle the heat and not spontaneously combust? come find out on our server! -
Sphinx | PLUS13-VOICE-CHAT-REQUIRED-ORIGINS-LORE-SMP
.+* Sphinx *+.SPHINX IS A PLUS13-VOICE-CHAT-REQUIRED-ORIGINS-LORE-SMP
Hello there stranger. I’m Fox, one of the two owners of Sphinx.Underneath this message, you can read a few facts about the server and decide if it sounds like something for you. If it does, please use the Discord link below 🙂- The player base is mostly between 15 to 21.
- The server is mostly active around the weekend.
- There are normally around 2-6 players on worksday online, and 15 to full, around the weekend.
- This isn’t a lore server, however, we encourage player lore.
- If joining; you’re required to be able to use voice chats.
- The server uses proximity-voice-chat in-game. (which is really fun)
- We have a set list of thoroughly tested origins to avoid having anything too overpowered.
- This server welcomes both; players who like pvp, and those who do not.
- We do not have claims or anything similar, as other than origins, this server is vanilla.
https://discord.gg/KJTmMbCueV
Welcome From the whole staff team of Sphinx!
136.243.36.97:25881
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Fermium MC: Where you can slowly level up your tools and pretend you’re a Minecraft blacksmith
Custom ores (based on terraria), custom fishing, Inv backups (up to 50 per player), upgradable hoppers, FermiumFermium MC Survival Overview
Features Custom crops and farming Upgradable spawners Upgradable hoppers Filtered hoppers Spawn plots Custom fishing Custom ores (based on terraria) Custom weapons, armor and tools Custom items (ex: world expander) Custom models (ex: furniture) Infinite blocks (builders love those) Inv backups (up to 50 per player) Item recycle (recycle your items) Player shop plots at spawn Leveled mobs for challenge Infernal mobs Death Chests Tool leveling Chest sort Temp fly Land claims Quests Daily quests Backpacks Bank Server map Builder wands Sell wands Chat games Custom currency Rotating shop Jobs Player warps Marriage system Pet petting Ranks Shopkeepers Vote party Quarries Skills Races FAQ
Q: How can I join Fermium MC Survival?
A: You can join us by connecting to the IP: play.fermium-mc.fun
Q: How many players are on the server?
A: We have a small but friendly community of around 10 players.
Q: What unique features does the server offer?
A: The server offers extensive features such as custom crops, upgradable spawners, filtered hoppers, custom weapons and armor, tool leveling, and much more.
Q: Can I create my own shop on the server?
A: Yes, the server provides player shop plots at spawn where you can set up your own shop.
Q: Are there quests on the server?
A: Yes, the server has both quests and daily quests for players to complete.
Q: Is there a marriage system on the server?
A: Yes, players can participate in a marriage system on Fermium MC Survival.
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TubularCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chat about Vtubers who love retro games while building your own retro-inspired world? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things Vtuber and retro gaming!Join us for epic discussions about Vtubers who love throwing it back to the good old days of gaming. Want to team up with other players to create a Divegrass team and dominate the competition? We got you covered!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Lumi ARG and uncover the secrets hidden within. Who knows what mysteries await you in this virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the retro fun begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with rare retro games and Vtuber memorabilia. The possibilities are endless on our server!
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Azura’s Mispronounced Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild adventure where khajiits roam the lands and pronounce Azura’s name wrong just for fun!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of khajiits appear, singing Azura’s name in the most hilarious way possible. You can’t help but join in on the fun and before you know it, you’re part of the mispronunciation madness!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and even a secret underground dance party where the Endermen are the best dancers! So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us and experience the chaos for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s mispronounce Azura’s name together!