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if you join now, you’ll get a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter. we also got a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays poker with the Ender Dragon.
come join the madness and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing creepers, they got some sick moves.
This is our third iteration of the server, and let me tell you, it’s wilder than ever. We’ve got high ratios of first-time players, so don’t worry if you’re a total noob – our experienced players will guide you through the madness. Plus, we have resets available, so you can make all the mistakes you want without any permanent consequences.
What sets us apart this time? Well, in the past, we were all about that vanilla life. But now, we’re going all out with extensive customization to make even the weakest builds and classes shine. Ninja, Gunslinger, Soul Linker – we’ve got you covered.
And why /trash/? Oh, let me tell you about our thriving ERP community. That’s right, we’ve got people whispering sweet nothings and getting down and dirty in-game. Some even have a thing for Novices – yeah, you read that right. And don’t even get me started on the female high priests in Prontera’s church… let’s just say they know how to cleanse some sins.
Ready to dive into the world of ERP? Get into character, my friend. Whether you’re a submissive priest or a naughty Gunslinger, our helpful members will show you the ropes. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get knotted by the God of Death Anubis. It’s all part of the fun on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the madness. Blue threads, ERP adventures, and all the chaos you can handle – it’s all waiting for you on our Minecraft SMP. Previous players can attest to the insanity – don’t miss out!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting competition, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. The last player standing gets a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets (and maybe a few feathers).
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Nether Ninja course, where you have to parkour your way through a maze of lava and ghasts to reach the coveted Nether Star at the end. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players have ever completed it, so do you have what it takes?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and show the world who the real champ is!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to access exclusive holomemes that will make you laugh until you cry. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Holo-dragon that roams our virtual lands, breathing fire made of rainbow-colored pixels.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wacky world of Hololive where anything is possible – even if it’s just in your wildest dreams!
Join our SMP for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireworks out of their ears. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the world, guarded by a pack of evil llamas who will stop at nothing to protect it. Will you be brave enough to face the llama army and claim the treasure for yourself?
So come on and join our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to dominate the server and make history!
Imagine a world where Goldeneye on N64 was considered a masterpiece, but Cyberpunk 2077 on PS4 and Xbone started a shitstorm. That’s the kind of chaos and hilarity you can expect on our server. Join us and be a part of the madness! Who needs modern standards when you can have outrageous fun instead?
Join us today and witness the epic battle between the Creepers and the Endermen as they fight for dominance over the server. Will you choose to align yourself with the peaceful villagers or join forces with the mischievous skeletons?
But wait, there’s more! For a limited time only, all players who have interacted with /biz/ related projects on Solana will receive special rewards. That’s right, your shady dealings in the crypto world could actually pay off in the world of Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, this is NOT an airdrop post. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!
