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  • Trump’s Hot Mess Server

    Trump’s Hot Mess Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the weather is always warm and toasty, just like a cozy campfire on a summer night! we got scientists from NOAA running around trying to avoid linking the warm weather to climate change because they’re too busy building massive pixel art structures of donald trump and his toupee! it’s a wild ride full of conspiracy theories and secret government experiments, but hey, at least the sun is shining in our virtual world! so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wacky adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about climate change and minecraft servers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Glacier Melt Madness

    Glacier Melt Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got melting glaciers causing sea level rise in the game HAHAHA. our research shows the world’s glaciers lost like 6.542tn tonnes of ice between 2000 and 2023 so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. build your own glacier castle before it melts away or ride a polar bear into battle against the rising sea levels. join now for a totally cool and totally ridiculous time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HotMess Minecraft Server

    HotMess Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, where the blocks be hotter than 2024, the year that be so lit it exceeded 1.5C like a boss. we got creepers doing the cha cha slide, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies twerking like there’s no tomorrow.

    if you join now, you’ll get a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter. we also got a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays poker with the Ender Dragon.

    come join the madness and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing creepers, they got some sick moves.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Global Warming Craft

    Global Warming Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where the climate is as unpredictable as your ex-girlfriend’s mood swings! in 2024, our server experienced extreme weather conditions that will make you question if you’re still in the game or in the middle of a natural disaster simulation.

    imagine trying to build your dream house while a tornado is tearing through your pixelated neighborhood, or mining for diamonds while a heatwave is melting your virtual character’s face off. it’s a wild ride of survival and chaos that will keep you on your toes (or fingers, if you’re playing on a computer).

    with air temperatures rising to 1.2 degrees Celsius warmer than the start of the century, you’ll need to adapt quickly to the changing environment or risk becoming a crispy critter in the lava pits. but hey, who said minecraft was supposed to be easy, right?

    so if you’re looking for a server that will challenge your skills and test your sanity, come join us where the weather is always unpredictable and the fun never stops. just make sure to pack your sunscreen and snow boots, because you never know what mother nature has in store for you next.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Rainy City vs Rural Land

    Rainy City vs Rural Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the rain can’t stay away? That’s right, our server is so hype that even Mother Nature herself is like, “I gotta shower these players with some extra love!”

    We did a global study, y’all, and turns out 60% of cities get more rain than the boring countryside. So why settle for a basic server when you can join us and get all that sweet, sweet rainfall action? Imagine building your epic castle while the rain pours down, making everything all dramatic and epic.

    Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in our city-themed world? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground rain dance party or discover a hidden temple where the rain never stops. The possibilities are endless, my dudes.

    So come on, join us and experience the rain-soaked madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s get wet and wild, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HotCraft: Endless Summer

    HotCraft: Endless Summer

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where the lava flows like a never-ending hot sauce fountain! we got pigs flying, literally, because they ate some weird mushrooms. the villagers have formed a band and they only play death metal music. the creepers are on a diet and now they only explode in glitter. the ender dragon is now a fashion designer, creating fabulous outfits for all the mobs. come build your dream castle in the sky, but watch out for the flying squids! join us for the craziest summer ever, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ArcticBlastCraft

    ArcticBlastCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Atlantic is cooling at record speed and nobody knows why? Like, bruh, it’s like Mother Nature herself is playing a prank on us all! But don’t worry, on this server, we’ve got the sickest ice biomes you’ve ever seen, perfect for building your snow fort or chilling with your penguin pals.

    Join us on this wacky adventure as we try to unravel the mystery of the Atlantic’s sudden chill. Maybe it’s a secret government experiment gone wrong, or maybe it’s just a glitch in the Matrix. Who knows, man, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chill server anywhere else.

    So come on down and join us for some frosty fun! Build an igloo, ride a polar bear, or just relax in the icy waters. The possibilities are endless on this server, where the only thing colder than the Atlantic is our sense of humor. See you there, snowflake!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • IceMeltMadness

    IceMeltMadness

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ice shelves are melting faster than you can say “creeper!” we got so much meltwater, you’ll be swimming in it like a drowned zombie! our climate models are so wack, you’ll be building snowmen in the desert! join now for a wild ride through the icy unknown, where the only thing colder than the ice is our sense of humor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Italian Minecraft SMP Discrimination

    Italian Minecraft SMP Discrimination

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being discriminated against in the Midwest just for being Italian? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all Italians with open arms! In fact, we have a secret Italian mafia faction that will protect you from any pasta haters out there. Join us and build your own pasta empire while taking down rival pizza gangs. It’s a spicy meatball of an adventure waiting for you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP