We got lava pits bigger than your mom’s cooking pot, mobs scarier than your ex-girlfriend, and treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a secret stash of cookies (shh, don’t tell anyone)!
Forget about the real world problems, come chill with us in a virtual paradise where you can unleash your creativity and conquer the land like a true Minecraft warrior. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show global warming who’s boss! Let’s goooooo!
we have epic quests where you have to battle giant fire-breathing chickens and save the villagers from being turned into popsicles by evil snowmen.
join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the weather is out to get you! who needs global warming when you have our server to keep you on your toes?
ya heard me right, we got computer models and stuff that show no weakening over the past 60 years, like, how insane is that? come join us and be part of the most mind-blowing experiment in minecraft history!
plus, rumor has it that the secret base is guarded by a giant squid with laser eyes, so u better watch out! join now for a chance to witness the wildest minecraft server ever created!
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about debt or bills piling up. No need to drop out of school here, unless it’s to spend more time perfecting your redstone contraptions. And forget about toxic family dynamics – the only family you’ll have to take care of is your Minecraft pets.
So come join us and leave behind the insanity of real life for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your castle walls. Plus, we promise there won’t be any unexpected baby announcements – unless you count the baby zombies that spawn at night!
We got mamas with low body fat mass poppin’ out babies who can do backflips in the game like it’s nobody’s business. But watch out for them chunky mamas, their kids might end up with coordination disorder and be flailin’ around like a bunch of noobs.
So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing higher than our maternal body fat mass is the level of fun you’ll have on our server!
| Server Type | Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Survival |
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| Features | No plugins, pure survival experience |
| Join Now | pioneermc.org |
| Discord | https://discord.pioneermc.org |
As this is a vanilla server, we do not allow mods that give players an unfair advantage. Please play in the spirit of classic Minecraft.
No, you are free to build and explore as you wish within the boundaries of the server. Just remember to be respectful of other players’ creations.
You can report any rule violations to the server administrators either through Discord or in-game chat. We take all reports seriously and will investigate them promptly.
Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and sings Justin Bieber songs!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us at ZIN-URU and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane Minecraft server in the universe!
Join us and never worry about awkward hotel room situations with your cousin again! Our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone understands the importance of personal space and boundaries. Say goodbye to uncomfortable encounters and hello to a safe and respectful gaming environment.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of playing Minecraft without the fear of revealing clothing mishaps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
we got crazy challenges and quests that will make u question ur sanity. like, one time, a player had to fight off a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot. it was intense, man.
plus, our community is lit. u’ll meet all kinds of players from around the world, all coming together to save sudan from starvation. it’s like a superhero team, but in minecraft.
so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and be a hero. save sudan, one block at a time.
