WE GOT HEAT DEATHS IN EUROPE, BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR SERVER IS COOLER THAN A POLAR BEAR’S TOENAILS. JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE IN STYLE, BUILD A BASE THAT CAN WITHSTAND A HEATWAVE OR TWO.
WE’VE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE, AND MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS (LITERALLY, WE HAVE A MONKEY MOD).
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE EUROPEAN HEAT DEATHS…OR JUST BUILD A GIANT ICE CASTLE AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER. #YOLO #MINECRAFTLIFE
if u don’t join dis server, CO2 levels will rise like a rocket ship on steroids, but don’t worry, land will come to the rescue and absorb some carbon like a sponge on steroids. but wait, there’s more! the ocean here is so warm and abiotic that it’s like a sauna on steroids, weakenin’ future uptake like a boss.
so come on down to dis server and experience the craziest ocean biology adventure of your life! who needs reality when u got dolphins doin’ the cha-cha?
if you wanna witness some real drama in the minecraft world, then join us and watch as the trees try to cope with the changing climate. it’s like a soap opera, but with more leaves and less drama llamas.
so come on over and help these poor trees out, maybe give ’em a hug or something. they could really use the support. plus, you’ll get to see some seriously wacky stuff happening in our forest biome. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss.
IP: TearfulTears.About.Tears
if we all work together and install these panels, we could actually lower global temperatures by 0.05-0.13°C before 2050! that’s like turning down the thermostat on mother earth, she gonna be chillin’ in no time!
so come join us and be a climate hero in minecraft! help reduce our carbon footprints and make the world a better place, one solar panel at a time. plus, we got some sick builds and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained while you save the planet. let’s do this, gamers! 🌍☀️🎮
we got East Coast estuaries dat gonna be lit AF with marine heatwaves like all da time by 2100. u can be chillin with da fishes in da warm waters, catchin dem fishies and makin bank.
plus, we got millions of jobs waitin for u to come and be a fisherman or somethin. like, who needs a boring office job when u can be out on da water, livin da dream?
so come join dis server, where da heatwaves never end and da fish are always jumpin. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!
| World | Fractions | Event | Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| Split into two fractions | Phoenix Rising and Titan’s Wrath | Defend magical items, go to war | This Saturday |
The world is split into Phoenix Rising and Titan’s Wrath.
Each faction will defend their magical item and then go to war to capture the other team’s item.
Each team will receive a number of lives for their builds to defend their item.
Yes, lives can be assigned to certain players upon request from the team leader.
Players will be brought back to life for the fight with only one life, unless their team leader gives them more lives.
The event will be happening this Saturday.
You can join the server using the IP: minecraftevents.org or join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/QqBpFE867C
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to give you unlimited food and make you the envy of all your friends. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a horde of evil bunnies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious vegetable.
If questing isn’t your thing, why not try your hand at our exclusive mini-game, “Sheep Jousting”? Grab a saddle, hop on a sheep, and charge headfirst into battle against your friends. The last one standing wins a lifetime supply of wool (Disclaimer: lifetime supply may vary depending on the lifespan of said sheep).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and never worry about being replaced on your land again. Unless, of course, you’re a sheep. In that case, all bets are off.
But wait, there’s more! How about a magical theme park in Chaldea where you can ride roller coasters with Lady Avalon and Ashiya Douman? It’s a summer extravaganza like no other!
And if you’re worried about materials and summoning, fear not! Our server has all the tools you need, from Servant Material Lookup to Coin Calculators. We’ve got you covered for all your FGO needs!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a summer like never before! Who knows, you might even find a hidden Drop Rate treasure or unlock the secrets of the Future Quartz! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Imagine a world where you can purchase a pixelated mansion with your hard-earned diamonds and not have to worry about sharing the title with anyone else. But beware, rumors spread fast in our server, just like how your fiancée’s friend warned her about protecting assets in real life.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim your virtual territory before marriage, just like our player who wants to secure his Minecraft house before tying the knot. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar dilemma and seek advice from our virtual community on how to handle this sensitive situation without hurting anyone’s feelings.
Join us now and embark on a journey filled with outrageous decisions, insane stories, and pixelated drama!
