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Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP

Actor, Awareness, Count, culture, depression, Korea, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, Prevention, smp, society, Sport, stigma, SUICIDE, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide stigma, Support, taboo, Tragedy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	4655
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee you won’t feel the urge to commit suicide like that unfortunate actor in Korea! Our server is so fun and engaging that you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about ending it all.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, git in, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, Winrate

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! With a 48% winrate edition, you’ll never know if you’re gonna win or lose, keeping you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!

To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Best Dystopian Movies? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	53011	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Votes:	4480	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the world has been taken over by evil chickens who are plotting to turn all the players into poultry! Will you be able to survive in this dystopian chicken-filled world and save humanity from becoming feathered fiends? Join now for a cluckin’ good time and the chance to be the ultimate chicken conqueror!

Sperg Squad Minecraft Server

Consciousness, conservatism, Diversity, evangelion, Fun, Future, Inclusivity, Kindness, libtardism, Minecraft, Nazis, normies, political ideology, progress, rationality, Server, society, Sperg, spergs, squad, Superiority, Technology, unfiltered communication, wisdom

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are filled with normies and basic ideologies? Look no further, because our server is for the true intellectuals and spergs of the world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with technology, rationality, and unfiltered communication. We don’t mess around with conservatism or libtardism here – only the finest minds are welcome.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle while discussing the deeper meaning of Evangelion with your fellow players. The sun is setting, the mobs are lurking, and you’re having the time of your life on our server.

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Embrace your inner sperg and join us today!

Why do female characters get a pass when it comes to being the… Minecraft SMP Queen

Character arcs, Character development, character flaws, Characters, female, female character tropes, Female Characters, female empowerment, female empowerment in media, Female Heroes, female leads, Female Protagonists, female representation, Female Role Models, female stereotypes, fictional characters, gender stereotypes, Literature, mary sue, Minecraft, pass, Queen, smp, storytelling, strong female characters, the, Writing

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where female characters reign supreme and being a Mary Sue is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad princesses, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and pet dragons that do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Queen Bee, who rules with an iron fist and a killer fashion sense. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a flower crown and a fierce attitude.

So why join our SMP? Because here, being a Mary Sue isn’t just a character trait, it’s a way of life. Embrace your inner goddess and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few plot twists along the way – after all, this is a server where anything can happen.

TwoMC! Minecraft server

Anarchy, anti cheat, AUTO MINES, chests, Developments, Economy, Events, KILL CONTRACTS, Large Online, Missions, Npcs, pirate ship, PvE, PvP arenas, Self-Written Plugins, Survival, Treasure hunt

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Animals Bred:	156
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252

THE BEST ANARCHY FOR ALL PEOPLE’S TASTES ❤

INTERESTING DEVELOPMENTS ❤

IMPORTANT SELF-WRITTEN PLUGINS ✔

INTERESTING EVENTS: CHESTS, PIRATE SHIP, TREASURE HUNT AND MUCH MORE✔

EXCELLENT ANTI CHEAT✔

PVP ARENAS, AUTO MINES, NPCs WITH MISSIONS, KILL CONTRACTS✨

AND MUCH MORE ONLY ON OUR SERVER✨

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Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bleach, blocky, episode 33, final arc, GATE OF THE SUN, Hollow, Ichigo kurosaki, japanese animation, Manga, Minecraft, preview, Quincy, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Supernatural, Tite Kubo, TYBW

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	474493
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1682	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on – 『GATE OF THE SUN』! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a dragon who offered them a diamond sword that shoots lasers. And that was just the beginning!

On 『GATE OF THE SUN』, you can ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers, and even have a tea party with a group of friendly Endermen. The possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join 『GATE OF THE SUN』 today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FamilyCraft Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, controversial, controversial fantasies, Erotica, family dynamics, family members, family relationships, Familycraft, fetish, forbidden fruit, forbidden love, Forbidden relationships, guilty pleasures, hidden desires, Incest, INTIMATE, kink, Minecraft, porn, secret desires, sexual encounters, smp, taboo

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	166
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a truly unique experience where we discuss our weirdest fetishes, share our favorite porn links, and regale each other with tales of our wildest sexual encounters with family members.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where we host weekly dance parties with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t forget about our annual “Nether Olympics” where players compete in crazy challenges like lava parkour and pig jousting.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your freak flag fly high! Just be prepared for some seriously NSFW conversations and a whole lot of laughs.

> Le Epic Viking Minecraft Server

battle axe, Berserker, Epic, Epic Viking, le epic, longship, Minecraft, Nordic, Norse, norse mythology, odin, Raid, Saga, Server, Shieldmaiden, Thor, Valhalla, Valhalla Hall, Valhalla Warrior, Viking, Viking Helmet, Viking Legends, Viking Ship

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4209
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner Viking warrior and conquer the virtual world? Then look no further than our epic Minecraft server, where you can pillage and plunder to your heart’s content!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond sword of Odin, or challenge other players to a duel in our epic PvP arena. But beware, for the server is also home to fearsome dragons and giant trolls that will test your skills to the limit.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow Vikings. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become the most legendary Viking in all of Minecraft!

The Spaghetti Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2778
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Runes Activated:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to the edizione piccolissima Minecraft SMP, where the grass is greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained llamas ready to defuse any explosions before they reach you.

Our community is filled with quirky characters, like Steve the Sheep who is convinced he’s actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. And let’s not forget about Karen the Villager, who is always causing drama by stealing everyone’s emeralds to fund her llama fashion line.

So come on down to the edizione piccolissima Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash caused by a herd of rebellious pigs).