cliff martinez – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HotelHatersCraft

baby safety, beach house, beach vacation, Boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, family vacation, hotel expenses, hotel stay, HotelHatersCraft, in-laws, postpartum, privacy, sleeping arrangements, Small children, space constraints, surprise visit, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, vacation etiquette

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as unexpected in-laws showing up on your beach vacation? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate surprise party!

Join us for a virtual adventure where you can build your dream beach house with sliding doors (just like the one in the story), but watch out for surprise guests who might crash on your couch and play poker until midnight. And don’t worry, we have plenty of transparent glass showers for all your unexpected showering needs.

But be warned, you might have to kick out your in-laws and pay for their hotel room just like in the story. It’s a family affair on our server, where drama and chaos are always welcome!

So if you’re ready for a beach vacation full of unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family surprise!

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ConfusedByRedstone – Minecraft SMP

brain teaser, complexity, comprehension, ConfusedByRedstone, confusion, conundrum, Difficulty, Enigma, Enigmatic, Explanation, inscrutable, Logic, Mechanics, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perplexity, puzzle, Riddle, Science, smp, Technology, unfathomable

Are you tired of trying to understand redstone contraptions that make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to confuse you even more with our wacky and nonsensical creations!

Our server is home to the most bizarre and mind-boggling builds you’ll ever see. From a roller coaster that defies gravity to a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible), we guarantee you’ll be scratching your head in confusion and awe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for domination or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere).

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CraftingFails

biggest mistake, blunder, cautionary tale, CraftingFails, Disaster, error, error in judgment, Failure, Fault, learning experience, life lessons, mishap, misstep, mistake to avoid, mistake to learn from, mistake to remember, MISTAKES, oversight, regret, screw-up, worst mistakes

Join our Minecraft server and make even worse mistakes!

Ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a cute green pig? Well, on our server, you’ll accidentally unleash a whole army of creepers on your base!

Have you ever dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, you’ll dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava…filled with dancing skeletons!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might just end up accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into the jaws of a giant zombie!

So come on, join our server and make the worst mistakes of your Minecraft life! It’ll be a blast…literally.

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BelgorodCraft: Putin’s Panic Land

Belgorod Oblast, BelgorodCraft, crisis management., emergency assistance, emergency declaration, emergency management, emergency measures, emergency preparedness, emergency relief efforts, emergency resources, emergency response, emergency response team, emergency services, emergency situation, emergency support, federal emergency, government intervention., Land, natural disaster, Panic, Putins, russia, russian news, state of emergency

OMG GUYS, HAVE U HEARD? Russia just declared a federal emergency in Belgorod Oblast, but who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?! 😂🎮

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ! 💥🐷🕺

Forget about real life drama, come build your dream castle with diamond walls and obsidian floors! And if u get bored, just hop on a llama and ride off into the sunset while shooting fireballs from your hands! 🔥🦙🌅

So what are u waiting for? Join our server now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together! Who needs a federal emergency when u have THIS much fun in Minecraft?! 😜🎉🔥

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Zap-Free Brain Gain Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain stimulation, cognitive function, cognitive performance, Connection, electrical current, electrical stimulation, exercise benefits., exercise research, forced muscle movement, gain, mental health, movement therapy, muscle control, muscle movement, neurology, physical activity, relationship between exercise and brain activity, Server, study, Voluntary exercise, ZapFree

come join our epic minecraft server where we make your brain big smart with all the voluntary exercise you can handle! no forced muscle movement here, just pure fun and cognitive performance improvement! our players have reported solving complex puzzles in record time and crafting the most epic builds ever seen in the minecraft universe. don’t miss out on the chance to level up your brain while having a blast with our awesome community. join now and let the brain gains begin!

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MBlockss

1.20, 1.8, amazing, Community, Custom, Game, high quality, Ip:, IRL Money Rewards, MBlocks, Minecraft, ONLINE, paypal rewards, Players, Prison, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Supported, Survival, Top Player, Unique Content

MBlocks is a high-quality Skyblock server featuring paypal rewards, unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! Work hard to become the top player on the server!

IP: mblocks.net

1.8 -> 1.20 are supported!

» Skyblock » IRL Money Rewards » Custom F

srv57.godlike.club:26366

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Serenity SMP: Where Peaceful Hobbies Meet Chaotic PvP Bedrock Shenanigans

Asia, bedrock, Build Responsibly, chaotic, Griefing, hobbies, Keepinventory, Language Use, Meet, No Doxing, No Excessive Swearing, No Exploiting Bugs, No Impersonation, No Spamming, one player sleep, open world, Peaceful, Philippines, PvP, Report Issues, Respect Other Players, Semianarchy, Serenity, Sethome, Shenanigans, smp, Spawn, Tpa

Minecraft Bedrock Serenity SMP

Feature	Description
TPA	Teleportation feature
Sethome	Set your home location
Spawn	Spawn point location
Keepinventory	Off – Items dropped upon death
One player sleep	Enabled for faster time progression
PvP	Allowed in the game
Griefing	Allowed as long as not excessive

In-Game Rules:

Respect Other Players
No Cheating or Hacking
Build Responsibly
No Spamming
No Exploiting Bugs
Language Use
Report Issues
No Doxing or Threats
No Excessive Swearing or Toxicity
No Impersonation

Playerbase: Asia

Current players are from: Philippines, India, Indonesia, Europe, North America

IP:

serenitysmp.online

Port:

19132

Discord:

Let me know if you want to join discord.

Crafty Secrets Minecraft Server

#venting, ANONYMOUS, Cathartic, Community, Confessions, Crafty, hidden, Honesty, INTIMATE, Minecraft, open up, Personal, Private, Release, Reveal, safe space, Secrets, Secure, Server, sharing, Support, Trust, unburden

Are you tired of keeping all your secrets and confessions bottled up inside? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spill all your juiciest secrets in the safety of our virtual world. Need to confess your love for a creeper? Done. Want to admit you’ve been hoarding diamonds from your friends? We won’t judge (too much). Our server is the perfect place to let it all out and have a laugh while doing it. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular visitor, so you never know what kind of crazy confessions you might hear. Join now and let the truth set you free!

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ShipItLikeMinecraftSMP

I like this ship, Like.., long tail, Ship, ShipItLikeMinecraftSMP, tags

Ahoy mateys! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP on the high seas! Join us on our pirate-themed server where you can plunder treasure, battle sea monsters, and engage in epic ship-to-ship combat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with mermaids, sunken treasure, and even a kraken that you can tame as your own personal mount.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether and challenge the ruler of the underworld, a giant lava-dwelling chicken named Cluckthulu. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power of flight.

So hoist the sails, grab your sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Just be sure to watch out for the creepers disguised as parrots…they’re craftier than they look!

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GrassBlockGang Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Communication Issues, community support, Conflict Resolution, cultural expectations, Decision making, emotional labor, family dynamics, Family Support, financial agreements, GrassBlockGang, Grief, health issues, in-laws, lawn care, Minecraft, neighborly duties, personal boundaries, Resentment, Server, sharing responsibilities, Time management, yard work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value teamwork and cooperation just like this family’s yard work drama! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about mowing lawns.

Reasons to join: 1. Help us build a virtual lawnmower to tackle those pixelated grassy fields. 2. Take on the role of the edging/trimming expert and show off your landscaping skills. 3. Avoid family drama by escaping into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Come join us and let’s mow down some fun together! Just remember, in our world, the grass is always greener on the other side…until you cut it.

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