Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!
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NoChinNoWinCraft
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🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️ Bringing the chaos to a Minecraft server near you! Join now! #MinecraftMadness
About The Club SMP
About Us:
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
Hardware & Setup:
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
Server Specs:
Platform Fabric 1.21 Location San Jose, California, United States CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM 10GB (32 Total) Mods & Tweaks:
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:
Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online WebmapApplication:
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and WhitelistFAQ
Question Answer What is The Club SMP? The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server focused on community building and interaction. How do I join the server? Follow the application process outlined above. What mods are allowed on the server? We run server-sided optimization mods and provide an optional client modpack for players. Can I join if I am under 18? Unfortunately, The Club SMP is strictly for players aged 18 and above. Where is the server located? The server is hosted in San Jose, California, United States.
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CraftyCritics Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.
So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!
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BudderCraft Network: Because our anti-cheating is stronger than my willpower to resist cake!
Minecraft Server Overview
We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points: 1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes 2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber 3. A friendly community for all skill levels, with no toxic behavior FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer What are the allowed mods/clients on the server? Only Badlion Client with specified mods such as Animations, Block Overlay, Clear Glass, etc. are allowed. Any setting not listed will be disabled. Is joining the discord required? It is not required but highly recommended for feedback, updates, and community interaction. You can get the discord link in-game. What happens if I cheat on the server? Any form of cheating, whether through mods, hacks, exploits, or other means, will result in a permanent ban. Piracy is also strictly prohibited. Are large scale farms allowed? No, large scale farms that disrupt the economy or gameplay balance are prohibited. View the list of banned farms in the server rules. What version does the server run on? The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two after a new version release. Ready to check us out?
Join with the IP below:
IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net
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PuppyPals Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!
Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.
So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!
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CraftyPicsNoSOShowing
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key and secrets are kept safe! Just like this photographer who had to keep intimate photos private from their SO, we promise to keep your builds and treasures hidden from prying eyes.Join us for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore hidden caves, build magnificent castles, and uncover mysterious secrets. Just like this photographer’s client who loved their edited photos, you’ll love the amazing creations you can make on our server.
So come on over and join us, where what happens in Minecraft stays in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own!
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BarberBanterCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the barbers have their own unique opinions! Join us for a haircut and a debate on gender roles, masculinity, and traditional views. Our barber from Africa will keep you entertained with his outrageous comments and stories. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about different cultures while getting your hair trimmed. So come on in, laugh, argue, and enjoy the most cost-effective haircut in the area! Just remember, leave your girlfriend at home if she can’t handle the heat of our barber’s hot takes. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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Anarchy in the Skyblock- No rules, just mob-spawning chaos!
Minecraft Server Overview
IP Address sky.hardcoreanarchy.gay Bedrock Port 24564 SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock.
Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 25k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu.
Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks.
The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Are there any rules on the server? No, there are no rules or admins on the server. What mods are supported on the server? The server supports mods such as Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons. Can I use hacks on the server? Certain hacks are allowed, but game-breaking hacks are protected against.
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BerryRise Minecraft server
Welcome to the Minecraft game project community! We invite you to the “BerryRise” server.
“Griefing” project, which has only one open game mode. The administration is responsive, and the anti-cheat works well. Ping is stable.
We are waiting for you on our server, accessible via IP: play.berryrise.pw.
To play on the server you will need the Minecraft Java Edition client (version 1.16.5 depending on the game mode).
play.berryrise.pw
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ClientDinnerDrama
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion!Join us for a wild ride of unexpected events, just like when your girlfriend invites your client to a romantic dinner date without asking you first. Who needs romance when you can have awkwardness and betrayal in block form?
Experience the thrill of being the butt of every joke, just like our player who couldn’t catch a break at the dinner table. But hey, at least you’ll never run out of conversation topics when discussing new outfits and oud burners!
Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through relationship drama and passive-aggressive comments, all while trying to survive in a pixelated world. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?
So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the chaos and madness that awaits you. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even getting called “fat” by your client at a dinner date. It’s all part of the fun!