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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1234 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you have the right to choose not to mine with a certain block, the power to switch to a different biome if you don’t vibe with your current one, and the ability to build with players in your area because you don’t drive your own minecart!
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories like the time a player tried to care for a paralyzed zombie but ended up rage quitting because they couldn’t handle the responsibility. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded like that poor zombie – unless you’re into that kind of challenge!
So come on over and craft with us, where the only thing paralyzed is your ability to stop playing once you start!
