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Client Expectations

  • NailSalonNoShowLOL

    NailSalonNoShowLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old nail salons? Looking for a manicurist with a wild side? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our manicurist (40f) has Multiple sclerosis and needs a transplant, but instead of setting up a charity fund, she’s asking players for donations in-game!

    Join our server and help her pay her bills by mining for diamonds and trading them in for nail art services. But be warned, she’s not afraid to call you out if you don’t donate enough. One player tried to give her $50, but she demanded $300 instead!

    So come on down to our server and help out our manicurist in need. Who knew saving the world could look so fabulous?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PaybackCraft Minecraft Server

    PaybackCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the thrill of high-stakes negotiations and intense client interactions! Our DevOps Engineer will keep you on your toes with his wild freelance stories, like the time he set up a script to reverse all his work if he didn’t get paid on time. Who needs boring old PvP battles when you can negotiate contracts and protect your hard work with secret scripts? Join now for a server experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CakeCraftySisOrElse

    CakeCraftySisOrElse

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we create wedding cakes that are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous! Our founder learned everything about cake-making from their grandma, who could turn playdough into fondant masterpieces.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of crafting cakes that will make your taste buds dance with joy. From basic cakes at $8 a slice to top-notch creations at $17.50 a slice, we’ve got it all. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a cake made by our founder’s apprentice (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    Just like the drama of a last-minute wedding cake request from a sister who wants a masterpiece for free, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who needs expensive gifts when you can have a cake that causes family feuds and drama?

    So come on in and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where the cakes are sweet and the stories are even sweeter. Who needs a boring old city baker when you can have a slice of adventure with us? AITA for wanting to have a slice of this cake-tastic world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMPY McSMPface – Minecraft SMP MOTY incoming

    SMPY McSMPface – Minecraft SMP MOTY incoming

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most insane plugins you’ve ever seen, including a teleportation spell that turns you into a flying pig, a chat filter that translates everything you say into llama speak, and a custom crafting recipe that lets you build a weapon made entirely out of cheese!

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. MOTY (Minecraft Server of the Year) award is practically in the bag!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisVSHubFYouSpree

    SisVSHubFYouSpree

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Join our Minecraft server where we encourage you to embrace your inner rebel like this 19-year-old who went on a “fuck you” shopping spree with her older sister!

    Imagine a world where you can let loose and splurge on designer bags and expensive makeup, all while sticking it to your sister’s husband. Who cares if your mom disapproves? Retail therapy is the new way to settle family drama!

    Don’t let your dad and older brother shame you for having a good time. On our server, we support your right to accept lavish gifts and live your best life. So come join us and let’s show the world that sometimes being a little bit of an AH is totally worth it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HousePartyCrasher Minecraft SMP

    HousePartyCrasher Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where showing up unannounced to people’s houses is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We believe in spreading chaos and confusion wherever we go, and what better way to do that than by randomly appearing in someone’s living room while they’re trying to mine diamonds?

    Join us if you have a knack for sneaking into other players’ bases undetected, stealing their prized possessions, and leaving behind a trail of confusion and bewilderment. Our community thrives on the thrill of the unexpected, so if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen at any moment, look no further!

    But beware, our members are known for their devious pranks and elaborate hoaxes. One time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with TNT, leading to a spectacular explosion that could be heard across the entire server. It was a sight to behold, and a reminder that on this SMP, you never know what might happen next.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us and become part of a community that thrives on unpredictability and mischief. Just make sure to lock your doors and keep an eye out for any unexpected visitors – you never know who might show up next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyDailyFun

    CraftyDailyFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers! And that’s not all – every day at exactly 3:33 PM, a magical unicorn will descend from the sky and grant one lucky player the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from their eyes!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a rare and delicious treat that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to speak to animals. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to a secret disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocktopia Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so lit that even the brazil supreme court is talking about it. they were all like, “yo, this server is so epic, we gotta block it nationwide to prevent too much fun.” but like, that just made everyone want to join even more, cuz who doesn’t love a little rebellion, amirite?

    join this server for the ultimate thrill of defying the brazilian government and playing some sick minecraft with your homies. who needs the law when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay? come be a part of the most notorious server in all of minecraft history. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who can resist free cookies, am i right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sinwar’s Strike: Minecraft Mayhem

    Sinwar’s Strike: Minecraft Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the general strike is just a cover for our epic support for Sinwar and Hamas! we got crazy builds and insane pvp battles that will make you question reality. our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything for their beloved leaders. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MaizeMazeMadness

    MaizeMazeMadness

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a cornfield maze that will make you question your sanity. get lost in a maze of maize and try to find your way out before the corn monsters get you.

    we have a secret underground city where the villagers have evolved into super intelligent beings who communicate through interpretive dance.

    if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    join now for a wild adventure filled with laughter, confusion, and maybe a little bit of terror.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP