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One Click Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

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Pixel Perfect Moments

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u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

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Click Dolores Alive 2029

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Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, lemme tell you why you gotta be here. So, like, imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS WITH TOP HATS! And guess what? They start singing “Despacito” in perfect harmony. It’s like a crazy dream, but it’s real in this server, yo.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party we have every night? Yeah, we got glowstone dance floors, diamond disco balls, and even a DJ villager spinning sick beats. You gotta see it to believe it, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you gotta find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest player in the server. And the best part? The potato is guarded by a squad of ninja chickens trained in martial arts. It’s gonna be a clucking good time, I promise.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, the only rule here is to have fun and laugh your blocky butt off. Let’s do this, gamers!

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Imperios: Where Villagers Vote, The Ender Dragon Rules, Enchanting Gets Funky, And War Is Just A Click Away!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to Join	1. Join the discord and ask for whitelist. 2. Read the message in #info-new-players for the ip and starter information. 3. A staffer will guide you, give you a beginner kit, and you can start playing!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	You can create your own nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks when you join the server.
Can I join a nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join a nation that has already been created by other players.
What are the resources camps in-game?	Resources camps are areas in the game that can be conquered and provide resources for the expansion of your nation.
How can I get started on the server?	Join the Discord server, ask for whitelist, and follow the instructions in the #info-new-players channel for the IP and starter information.

X-Button Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated beast?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, you’ll be soaring through the skies on the back of a bacon-fueled behemoth, exploring new lands and battling other players in mid-air combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember – when in doubt, always press the mysterious red button…

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Aeseria Network

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Open the Minecraft launcher, next click the “Play” button, then select “Multiplayer” from the main menu.

Click the “Add Server” button to open the server information form then copy & paste the IP Address 45.94.170.101:25565 in the “Server Address” box then press click on “Done” button.

Once the connection to the server is verified by Mojang session servers and is available, the connection icon will turn green and you can click on the “Join Server” button to play on Aeseria Network.

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Iperios: Where you can go from zero to hero with just one click. No McMMO required!

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Minecraft Server: Iperios

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation.
Plugins	Dynmap McMMO Essentials GriefPrevention SilkSpawner CrazyEnchants
How to join	Join the discord and ask for whitelist. Find more info in #info-new-players channel.
Contacts	Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

How do I create my own nation?

To create your own nation, you can start by joining the server and using the in-game features to establish your form of government, laws, and ranks. Get started by asking for guidance from a staffer on the discord server.

What are Geopolitical resources in the game?

Geopolitical resources are in-game assets that can be conquered at resources camps. These resources are essential for expanding your nation’s influence and power in the game.

How can I refine my McMMO skills?

You can refine your McMMO skills by actively engaging in wars, battles, and other gameplay activities that require strategic use of your skills. Practice and experience will help you improve your McMMO abilities.

Is there active support for creating resources and buildings in the game?

Yes, there is active support available on the discord channels for creating resources and buildings in the game. You can reach out to the community for assistance and guidance on how to enhance your gameplay experience.

MissileCraft: Where Explosions Are Just a Click Away!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling for a nuke strike on civilian areas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for the ultimate chaotic experience as you navigate through a world where explosions are the norm and destruction is the name of the game.

But be warned, if you don’t have the authority to call for a nuke strike, you may face some hilarious consequences. Picture this: you accidentally hit the wrong button and suddenly a giant chicken appears out of nowhere, laying explosive eggs everywhere. Or maybe a herd of angry llamas start spitting TNT at you while riding on top of flying pigs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and mayhem unfold before your very eyes? Come join us and see what crazy antics await you in our explosive Minecraft world!

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CraftyBoard: Where memes and blocks collide! Join us for a LOL-tastic adventure!

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Are you tired of browsing depressing boards filled with whining losers? Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and explore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored creepers, ride on flying pigs, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie villagers! Our server is filled with wacky surprises around every corner, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why waste your time on boring boards when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

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ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

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OlympicTrainWrecks

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so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

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CraftyCutsMC

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u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

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EU Love Boosts Skills!

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so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

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ComfortMC

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ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

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ZogCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of "No tax on tips" (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

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CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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BlockBullyz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

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TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

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come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!

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DressCraft vs PantCraft

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs wear tutus and the cows wear tuxedos! you won’t find a more wacky and wild place to play minecraft than here. our world is filled with upside down houses, flying sheep, and talking creepers.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.

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