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BlockyLife Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old life advice that doesn’t actually help you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest life advice that actually works! Want to know how to find diamonds in the game? Just follow our advice on how to talk to chickens and they’ll lead you straight to the goods. Need help building a castle? We’ll teach you how to negotiate with creepers to do all the heavy lifting for you. So why waste your time with boring old advice when you can join our server and learn the real secrets to success in Minecraft!

HornyJailCraft

detention, detention center, funny, guilty pleasure, horny, horny jail, HornyJailCraft, humor, incarceration, internet culture, meme, Meme culture, Naughty, Online Community, Prison, punishment, relatable, sexual frustration, social media, viral

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s a total blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. not to mention, our villagers are always throwing the wildest parties.

oh, and did i mention the diamonds? yeah, we got diamonds for days, baby. you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with your stuff.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a unicorn on roller skates!

Giltory Junior High School

active members, Bosses, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Giltory Junior High School, Minecraft, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Vanilla Minecraft style

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Giltorys Viewer SMP with many streamers and active members! This SMP contains Custom Items, Bosses, and features while keeping the Vanilla Minecraft style!

giltory.com

CraftyRacismMC Server

CONSERVATIVE, CraftyRacismMC, Cunt, decision, Dirt, false accusation, husband, investigation, Karma, liberal, MARRIED, masters student, Meeting, Professor, racism, research assistant, rest in peace, Server, student affairs, Support

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9996
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	752064
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like this insane tale. Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time.

We’ve got drama, intrigue, and scandal just like the story of the falsely accused student and the liberal professor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? Maybe you’ll uncover a secret marriage, or maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about ethics and morality.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some karma coming your way (in a good way, of course). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one outrageous story at a time!

ContinentalCraft Minecraft Server

collaborative efforts, ContinentalCraft, cross-border collaborations, cross-continental partnerships, cross-continental projects, cross-cultural projects, diverse collaborations, diverse projects, global collaborations, global partnerships, global projects, global teamwork, intercontinental collaborations, international collaborations, international connections, international partnerships, Minecraft, multi-cultural collaborations, multi-national collaborations, Server, three continents, worldwide networking

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s got players from THREE different continents! That’s right, we’ve got players from Antarctica, Atlantis, and even the Moon! And get this, we’ve already done FOUR collabs in just ONE week. That’s more collabs than a pack of wild llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got friends like these?

Momma’s Fave No More!

childhood trauma, Chores, Communication Issues, conservative country, coping mechanisms, cultural expectations, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family conflict, family dynamics, fave, favoritism, gender inequality, Gender Roles, generational trauma, household responsibilities, mental health, mommas, Parenting styles, sibling dynamics, silent treatment, Therapy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Runes Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely zero chores assigned based on gender stereotypes!

On our server, everyone is equal and no one is expected to do more work just because of their gender. Say goodbye to the days of being told washing dishes is a “women’s job” – here, everyone pitches in equally!

Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to enforce outdated gender roles, they get automatically banned and sent to a virtual therapy session. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated with respect and equality, one block at a time!

SubmarineCraft: MarcusSpyGoneWild

#classified information, british navy, court martial, Espionage, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage investigation, intelligence officer, Marcus Gauntlett, MarcusSpyGoneWild, Military Espionage, Military Secrets, national security, Naval Intelligence, nuclear submarine, royal navy, Sailor, security breach, Submarine Crew, Submarine Espionage, SubmarineCraft, top secret

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	4843
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Potions Brewed:	104
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got this dude, Marcus Gauntlett, who was like, a sailor on a royal navy nuclear submarine, but then he got caught doin’ some spy stuff! like, how crazy is that? so now he’s on our server, causin’ all sorts of chaos and shenanigans. if you wanna join in on the fun, come on over and see what kind of mischief Marcus is gettin’ into next! trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. so come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy adventure takes us!

BandagedEarCraft

awkward, Bandage, BandagedEarCraft, bandaid, condition, discomfort, Doctor, Ear, EMBARRASSMENT, healing, health, Hospital, Illness, injury, Medical, medical reasons, patient, Recovery, self-conscious, Treatment

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bandages for your EARS! you heard that right, we cater to all your medical needs, even if it means wearing a bandage on your ear! imagine the possibilities, you can roleplay as a doctor treating all the injured ears in our virtual world. we even have a special quest where you have to collect rare bandages from the ear-shaped dungeon. it’s a wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on over and join the fun, because who knows when you might need a bandage for your ear in real life!

MuscleJuiceCraft

Alternative Cancer Therapy, Biomarkers, Cancer Fighting Innovations, Cancer Fighting Techniques, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Future of Cancer Treatment, health science, innovative medicine, Medical research, Muscle Proteins, Muscle Secretions, Muscle Secretions Research, Muscle Secretions Therapy, Muscle Secretions Treatment, MuscleJuiceCraft, non-invasive, Non-Invasive Cancer Care, Non-Invasive Cancer Therapy, Non-Toxic Treatment, Tumor Suppression

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5462
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

so like, this server is like a magical place where you can like, harness the power of muscles to fight cancer. like, imagine punching cancer cells with muscles, how cool is that? also, we have like, secretions that make you super strong and stuff. join now and become a cancer-fighting superhero in the world of Minecraft. plus, we have like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

MBlocks

Bedwars, building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Mob Farming, Mods, Parkour, pixel art, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Villager Trading

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Crops Grown:	1785	Love Letters Sent:	14

MBlocks is a high-quality Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

IP: mblocks.net

1.8 -> 1.20 are supported!

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mblocks.net:26405

Postrend – the best anarchy! Minecraft server

1.12.2, Allowed, Anarchy, best, classic, Donations, Minecraft, Postrend, Private, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

classic anarchy without donations, private and other garbage. everything is allowed! vanilla 1.12.2

version-1.12.2

d17.joinserver.xyz:25881