clever retort – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

CreeperRoastsMC
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the insult mecca of the blocky world! Join us and let your creativity flow as you come up with the most ridiculous insults like “Your pixelated face looks like a creeper’s backside” or “You mine like a chicken with no beak!” Trust us, you’ll be roasting your friends and enemies alike in no time! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server just to hear the latest insults. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insult battles begin!

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SassyCraft
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the sarcastic players out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with snarky comments, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who love to roast each other in the chat.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by rearranging their block placements and stealing their diamonds. Some say if you catch a glimpse of the ghost, it will give you a sarcastic thumbs up before disappearing into the shadows.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the mobs are all dressed in clown costumes, the creepers explode confetti, and the only way to mine diamonds is by telling a really bad joke? Don’t miss out on the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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Pixel Punchline
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and let your inner troll shine!
Join us if you want to engage in epic insult battles with other players without using a single swear word. That’s right, we have a strict no-profane-language policy, so you’ll have to get creative with your insults.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players compete in insult duels to see who can come up with the most outrageous and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made out of pure sass.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your insult skills in the most epic way possible. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Insult Arena!

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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns
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Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

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MoodCraft
Adventures, Community, Custom Map, Factions, hard mode, java, java players, MoodCraft, Phases, Plugins, regular players, Roleplay, Seasons, smp, Structures, Survival, unique experience, Vanilla, VIBE, Whitelist
MOST JOIN DISCORD FIRST TO BE WHITELISTED!
We are an 18+ mostly vanilla 1.21 Java SMP server with a few quality of life plugins and a fun custom map. Our small, close-knit community thrives in hard mode, supporting only Java players.
Every major update, we restart the server and launch a new season, keeping the experience fresh and exciting.
At MoodCraft, we’re just regular Minecraft players who love to have fun, build cool structures, grow our community, embark on adventures, and enjoy Minecraft whenever the mood strikes. That’s why we’re called MoodCraft—because we understand that everyone goes through phases of when they want to or have time to play!
Join us for a unique Minecraft experience where the vibe is always just right.
45.126.209.171:25571

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Elysia – Where creeper hugs are mandatory, but griefing is not allowed! Come join the fun, 16+!

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Minecraft Server Overview

About	We reset only two weeks ago for our new 1.21 season, and are fighting the dragon shortly!
About Elysia	I started Elysia several years ago and it has grown into an incredible community. It is a whitelisted server with a focus on inclusivity and a relaxed vibe.
Features	(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod Armor Stand Tools Discord > server chat A web based world map Gradual world border expansion Grief prevention systems Adult staff team Opt-in only PVP Decorative player heads Decisions made by community vote Sleep skip
Non-Features	Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist?	Yes, Elysia is a whitelisted server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, inclusivity is a core belief and we are LGBTQ+ friendly.
What is the age requirement?	The server is for 16+ dedicated players.
What are some of the server features?	Some features include Proximity Chat Mod, Armor Stand Tools, Discord > server chat, web based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention systems, adult staff team, and more.
How can I join Elysia?	To join, apply for the whitelist here and join the Discord waiting room server here.

Country Coping Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!
Join us and leave your troubles behind as you embark on a hilarious journey through a virtual world filled with wacky characters and outrageous adventures.
Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. From building giant banana statues to riding pigs through the sky, the possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about the chaos in your country!

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Bear/Bull Market Minecraft SMP
BearBull, bears, Bulls, financial markets, investing, market, market analysis, market behavior, market conditions, market dynamics, market fluctuations, market indicators, market outlook, market performance, market predictions, market sentiment, market speculation, market state, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, Minecraft, smp, stock market
Are you tired of dealing with bears and bulls in the stock market? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be trading is diamonds and emeralds. No need to worry about market crashes or short squeezes here!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Rumor has it they have access to rare enchanted items that can’t be found anywhere else. Join our SMP and uncover the mysteries of the Villager Illuminati.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a group of mischievous creepers who have formed their own punk rock band. They put on explosive concerts every Saturday night that are not to be missed. So come join us and rock out with the creepers, trade with the villagers, and leave the bears and bulls behind in the market where they belong.

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PadCraft Minecraft Server
brother-sister relationship, buying pads, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girlfriends reaction, menstrual products, Minecraft, PadCraft, Pads, period cramps, Principles, Server, shame, sister, sister’s needs, sister’s request, societal expectations, stigma, Support, taboo
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!
Join us for wild adventures like the time I had to buy pads for my sister because she ran out during a period emergency. And guess what? My girlfriend was so shocked that she couldn’t believe I would do such a thing!
But that’s not all – we also have epic debates about whether it’s socially acceptable for siblings to help each other out during menstruation. Trust me, you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s full of surprises and absurd stories, come join us and be part of the madness. Who knows what kind of outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next!

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SisterWeddingNoGo
Best Friend, Bridesmaid, Cheating, compromise, DATING, Guilt, maid of honour, Messaging, messy breakup, missed calls, refusing to go, relationships, sister’s wedding, SisterWeddingNoGo, Support, Surprise, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister’s wedding.
Imagine a world where your best friend’s maid of honor is actually your ex who cheated on you – talk about a plot twist! Will you choose to attend the wedding and face your past, or will you stand your ground and refuse to go like a true Minecraft warrior?
With our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventures await you next. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle like something out of a soap opera?
Join us now for a server experience like no other, where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

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NoobLearns2Play Minecraft SMP
achievement, aspirations, Challenges, Curiosity, education, Exploration, goals, growth mindset., hobbies, interests, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, motivation, new skills, NoobLearns2Play, Passion, personal development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-fulfillment, self-mastery, smp
Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a llama while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer exclusive llama riding and flaming potato juggling lessons every Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama whispering or potato sculpting. So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner llama-taming, potato-juggling master!

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Hatecraft – Trendy-Free Zone
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Are you tired of all those basic Minecraft servers with their boring old rules and regulations? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!
Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. On our server, anything is possible, even riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on epic quests. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of dirt. Will you be the next hero to join his ranks?
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy!

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Lula’s Crafty Minecraft Server
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So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the owner is, like, a llama who can speak Portuguese? Yeah, I know, totally bonkers! But get this, they have this whole storyline where the human rights minister in Brazil got fired for, like, hitting on all the llamas in the server. I mean, who does that?! Anyway, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures and maybe even some llama drama. So come on over and let’s get this party started, llama style!

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CraftyDefensePay
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haha come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is facing a military salary crisis cuz their defense budget ran out 😂😂😂 but don’t worry, we got u covered with tons of diamonds and gold to help u survive the chaos! build ur own army and take over the server in this crazy battle for survival! join now and be the hero ukraine needs in this time of crisis! 😜💎🔥 #minecraft #ukraine #crisis #diamonds #gold #epicserver

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