clever retort – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CreeperRoastsMC
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the insult mecca of the blocky world! Join us and let your creativity flow as you come up with the most ridiculous insults like “Your pixelated face looks like a creeper’s backside” or “You mine like a chicken with no beak!” Trust us, you’ll be roasting your friends and enemies alike in no time! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server just to hear the latest insults. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insult battles begin!

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SassyCraft
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the sarcastic players out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with snarky comments, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who love to roast each other in the chat.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by rearranging their block placements and stealing their diamonds. Some say if you catch a glimpse of the ghost, it will give you a sarcastic thumbs up before disappearing into the shadows.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the mobs are all dressed in clown costumes, the creepers explode confetti, and the only way to mine diamonds is by telling a really bad joke? Don’t miss out on the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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Pixel Punchline
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and let your inner troll shine!
Join us if you want to engage in epic insult battles with other players without using a single swear word. That’s right, we have a strict no-profane-language policy, so you’ll have to get creative with your insults.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players compete in insult duels to see who can come up with the most outrageous and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made out of pure sass.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your insult skills in the most epic way possible. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Insult Arena!

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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns
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Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

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ObeseCraft: No Universal Health!
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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of a crazy land where u can build ur own burger castle and fight off evil broccoli monsters. we got free healthcare for all ur pixelated injuries cuz we care about ur well-being (unlike real life America). plus, u can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle giant nacho dragons for epic loot. come join da fun and be part of a community that supports ur right to be as chubby as u want!

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HotBlockClimateSkeptics
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hey u, yea u! do u believe in climate change? well, if u dont, come join our minecraft server where the temperatures are hotter than a volcano! u wont be able to deny climate change when ur virtual character is sweating buckets just trying to survive!
we got crazy weather patterns that will make u question everything u thought u knew about the environment. one minute it’s snowing, the next minute ur in the middle of a desert. it’s like mother nature on steroids!
join us and see for urself how climate change is no joke. u’ll be begging for cooler temperatures and a stable environment. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the heat! 🔥🌎 #climatechangeisreal #minecraftmadness

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Welcome to “Chaos in the Skyblock” – where the only rule is that there are no rules!

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Server Information

IP	sky.hardcoreanarchy.gay
Bedrock Port	24564

Overview

SkyBlock Anarchy is a server that uses the Carpet Sky Additions mod, allowing players to obtain any item in SkyBlock.

Each player gets a personal island randomly placed within a 25k radius around spawn. There are no rules or admins, and players can progress in the game by following their “Advancements” menu.

Certain hacks are allowed, but some game-breaking ones are protected against, including speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks.

The server also has several commands, including TPA, home, and spawn. While players can connect with a vanilla client, the server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. Players can play as they wish.
Can I use hacks on the server?	Certain hacks are allowed, but some are protected against. Game-breaking hacks like speed, fly, elytra, and air place hacks are not allowed.
How can I progress in the game?	Players can progress by following their “Advancements” menu and working on their personal island.
What mods are supported on the server?	The server supports several mods, including Seed Map, MiniHUD, and Distant Horizons.

WishGranter’s Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical genie that grants all your vidya related wishes! Want to ride a dragon while battling a horde of zombies? Done! Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy! Want to turn into a unicorn and prance around the server spreading rainbows and joy? We got you covered! Join our server and let your wildest gaming fantasies come to life! Who needs a Wish Granter when you have us?

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QueerosexualCraft SMP: Keeping it Fabulously Fluid with K-Pop!
acceptance, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, equality, exclusion, Fabulously, Fluid, Gender fluid, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, hololive, inclusion, intolerance, Keeping, koreans, Kpop, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, online harassment, queerosexual, QueerosexualCraft, smp, social justice, trannies
Welcome to our totally not discriminatory, definitely inclusive Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to keep the queerosexual gender fluid trannies (and Koreans) out of hololive because we all know they’re the real threat to society. But don’t worry, we’re not all about exclusion here – we also love building giant statues of Steve riding a llama while wearing a sombrero. And if you’re not like us, well, we have a lovely tree waiting for you to hang out on. So if you’re ready to join a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush, give us a hell yeah!

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ParentalPiggyBankDenied
assets, Boundaries, burden, Conflict, construction, DEBT, dream home, Enabling, family loans, financial help, happy marriage, income, Inheritance, lending money, liquid cash, ParentalPiggyBankDenied, parents, property sale, refusal, Retirement, Siblings
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of financial drama and inheritance disputes!
Imagine a world where your parents expect you to fund their dream house while you and your spouse are living the high life with a combined income that would make their jaws drop. Will you lend them money and enable their refusal to sell their properties, or will you stand your ground and let them figure it out on their own?
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between family loyalty and financial responsibility as you navigate through the twists and turns of this crazy Minecraft server. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who refuses to lend a helping hand?
Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate test of relationships and money management in a virtual world like no other! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to entertain you with outrageous family drama?

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KidAtHeart Minecraft SMP
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Remember the days when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, guess what? You can relive those glorious days on our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (oops, sorry about that last one, Steve).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. Ninja. Chickens.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas to even notice?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the ninja chickens, in which case, good luck).

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FlukeCraft: Lucky Moments!
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Have you ever been mining for diamonds and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet some truly bizarre characters (both in-game and IRL). Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow-colored sheep! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

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CraftyKids & Druglords
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so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! apparently, the founder got arrested for, get this, being involved in some shady stuff like child exploitation and drug trafficking! but like, don’t worry, it’s all part of a larger investigation, so it’s totally safe to join. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with such a wild backstory? come join us for some insane adventures and maybe even uncover some secrets along the way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

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DinoCraft: T-Rex Tuesdays 4:52pm
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so this dinosaur was like, yo i need some pals to play minecraft with, so it decided to create the most epic server ever. this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in a volcano.
we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing zombies. you can ride a unicorn into battle or challenge a dragon to a dance-off.
join our server and become a part of the craziest adventure you’ve ever experienced. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited pizza and ice cream for all players.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. dinosaurs welcome.

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