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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	86
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

CraftyMistakes Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Villages Defended:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, just mining away on our epic Minecraft server, when suddenly you come across a mysterious chest. You think to yourself, “Hmm, I wonder what’s inside?” Well, let me tell you, friend, DO NOT open that chest! Legend has it that the last player who dared to open it was transported to a parallel universe where pigs ruled the land and zombies wore top hats. Trust me, you do not want to end up in a world where pigs call the shots. So, take my advice and steer clear of that chest! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns (and maybe a few top hat-wearing zombies along the way).

BlockBusterFlicks

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can watch your favorite film over and over again while playing Minecraft! That’s right, we have a movie theater in-game where you can kick back, relax, and watch your favorite flicks while you mine for diamonds. And if you get bored of the movie, don’t worry, we have a live llama circus that performs every hour on the hour. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. Join now for the ultimate movie-watching, llama-loving, diamond-mining experience!

MacronScholzDefeatedCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the far-right gains in EU elections have led to stunning defeats for France’s Macron and Germany’s Scholz! why waste time with politics when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs in our crazy world? who needs world leaders when you can be the ruler of your own minecraft kingdom? join now for a chance to overthrow the establishment and become the ultimate minecraft champion! let’s show those politicians who’s boss in our virtual world of chaos and creativity!

CraftyCartDrivers

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Ores Mined:	7319
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

u want a server that makes u feel like u in a constant state of confusion and chaos? well, look no further cuz this server is perfect for u! we got lack of awareness, distracted players, people always in a rush, and a whole lot of disorganization. it’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of madness and mayhem!

join this server if u want to experience the thrill of not knowing what’s going on half the time. we promise u won’t be disappointed (or maybe u will, who knows?) come join us and embrace the chaos!

BlueWhaleBonanza

BlueWhaleBonanza, Eastern Indian Ocean, Foraging, Migration, Movement Ecology, pygmy blue whales, satellite tracking data, suitable habitats

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Animals Bred:	163	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

yo, you ever wonder what it’s like to be a pygmy blue whale in the Eastern Indian Ocean? well, now you can on our EPIC minecraft server! we got satellite tracking data that helps you find the best spots for foraging and migration. swim with your whale buddies and explore the ocean like never before! join now for the ultimate whale adventure, it’s gonna be WHALEY fun! 🐋🌊 #WhaleSquad #OceanLife #MinecraftMadness

VanillaCape Minecraft server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crops Grown:	4417
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

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Aether Earth: Where semi-vanilla meets a whole lotta faction drama, SMP chaos, and PvP madness!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Runes Activated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

AetherEarth Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
1:1500 Scale Earth Map	Explore a detailed Earth map with a 1:1500 scale
LifeSteal	Gain life steal abilities in-game
Fully Customized Shop	Enjoy a fully customized in-game shop
Towny	Build and manage your own town with the Towny plugin
MoveCraft	Create your own vehicles using the MoveCraft plugin
Cross-play	Play on the server with users from different platforms
Welcoming Community	Join a friendly and welcoming community
Professional Staff	Receive support from professional staff members

FAQ

Q: How can I join the AetherEarth Minecraft Server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on this Discord link and following the instructions provided.

Q: Can I build my own town on the server?

A: Yes, you can build and manage your own town using the Towny plugin.

Q: Are there any special abilities or features available in-game?

A: Yes, players have the ability to use LifeSteal and create their own vehicles using the MoveCraft plugin.

Q: Is the server community-friendly?

A: Yes, the server has a welcoming community and professional staff members to assist players.

Q: What is the scale of the Earth map on the server?

A: The server features a 1:1500 scale Earth map for players to explore.

BrazilianCraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26
Star Shards Collected:	142	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Votes:	6775	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava and diamond ore!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s cousin, the Enderchicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Luna’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Animals Bred:	130	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Kaguya Luna is back and she’s bringing the party to Minecraft! Join our server for a chance to party with Kaguya Luna herself and her virtual YouTuber friends. Want to build a house made entirely out of virtual tacos? Go for it! Want to ride a virtual unicorn through a virtual rainbow? You can do that too! The possibilities are endless on our server, so why wait? Join now and experience the virtual insanity for yourself!

BugBagHusbandCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	296	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Love Letters Sent:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like dealing with a bedbug infestation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like dealing with a husband who refuses to bag his luggage after a bedbug scare.

Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where you never know what will happen next, just like living in NYC with a husband who travels constantly. Will you be able to handle the chaos and come out on top like a boss mom? Or will you crumble under the pressure and throw watermelon at the wall in frustration?

Join now for a chance to test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the craziness of our Minecraft server. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone refuses to bag their luggage and unleashes bedbugs on the whole family!