clever retort – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CreeperRoastsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the insult mecca of the blocky world! Join us and let your creativity flow as you come up with the most ridiculous insults like “Your pixelated face looks like a creeper’s backside” or “You mine like a chicken with no beak!” Trust us, you’ll be roasting your friends and enemies alike in no time! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server just to hear the latest insults. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insult battles begin!

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SassyCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the sarcastic players out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with snarky comments, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who love to roast each other in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by rearranging their block placements and stealing their diamonds. Some say if you catch a glimpse of the ghost, it will give you a sarcastic thumbs up before disappearing into the shadows.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the mobs are all dressed in clown costumes, the creepers explode confetti, and the only way to mine diamonds is by telling a really bad joke? Don’t miss out on the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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Pixel Punchline

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and let your inner troll shine!

Join us if you want to engage in epic insult battles with other players without using a single swear word. That’s right, we have a strict no-profane-language policy, so you’ll have to get creative with your insults.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players compete in insult duels to see who can come up with the most outrageous and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made out of pure sass.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your insult skills in the most epic way possible. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Insult Arena!

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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

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Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

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Blocks

Cross-Play, Survival

Java & Bedrock. 𝘼 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙟𝙤𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙗𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙡𝙛. 𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙟𝙤𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙧!

Minecraft Java: 144.126.153.46:27105 Minecraft Bedrock: 144.126.153.46 Port: 27105 Minecraft Other: 144.126.153.46 Port: 27105)

More info here: 1: www.facebook.com/LanceAllenGamer 2: www.facebook.com/LanceAllenGamer/videos/3206441622978969

144.126.153.46:27105

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Solus

amazing, Brewery, Casual, Classes, Community, Economy, Shops, Towny, Townywars, Trading

Solus is a Towny SiegeWar server on an Earth map that has heavy elements of PVP, economy and nation building. Players can make towns and nations, start alliances, make enemies, and even go to war! Gain money, make friends, make enemies!

play.solusmc.com

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BATYA Mine – Machines server Minecraft

Hello dear!I’m Dad. Let me tell you the server philosophy.I’ve been playing Minecraft for a long time and am especially drawn to technical mods. But I was always irritated by the limitations of different servers: some mechanism was turned off, or some ore was unavailable.Therefore, in 2013 I started my industrial server project. As you understand, the project is ripe and it’s time to show it to you.The testing of plugins and mods has been completed, the wipe has been completed and is no longer planned.I do not and will not have a donation. I’m not going to limit your game: at the moment all mechanisms and ores are available. If you build a flying machine, you can fly. If you build a teleport, teleport.Play fairly and don’t interfere with others’ play.Server mods:

Industrial Craft 2Build CraftApplied Energistics 2EnderIODraconic EvolutionEnergy ControlImmersive EngineeringIndustrial ForegoingNuclearCraftStorage DrawersTinkers’ Construct Thermal ExpansionThermal Dynamics

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Sword Art Online Age Of Dungeons Server

PvP, Survival

This modpack is based around the anime Sword Art Online and has lots of dungeons to explore and loot through. You can also upgrade your tools, weapons and even your armor using some of the mods.

Using the melee weapons, you have found or crafted when your press R then you can fight in a 3rd person mode with animations and even dual weald.

There are many classes you can pick through and even mix and match, like being a battle mage who wields swords and magic or being a tank that can heal your team mates the possibilities are endless so make your unique fighting style and have fun exploring the world of Sword Art Online Age Of Dungeons

54.37.244.52:19132

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GodLifeSteal

LifeSteal, Survival, Survival Games

GodLifeSteal is a advanced life steal server with lots of fun features! Fun plugins, nice community, nice owner and staff! The server is 24/7 with an AutoStart feature so your can play anytime!

GodLifeSteal.tk

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Mn lota

Abilities, Avatar, Bending, Roleplay, smp, Survival

Midgard Networks presents:

Legend of the avatar

-Project korra bending! (plus lots of pk addons!)

-fun community and active playerbase

-roleplay is encouraged but not required!

more midgard network? join our community discord and find our other server spanning across countless games: https://discord.gg/WxjDZqSU57

Play.midgardservers.co.uk

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OLD-PIDOP 1.16.5 + Minecraft server

The owner of the server “OLD-PIDOP 1.16.5” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

play.old-pidop.ru

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Chill Club Official Minecraft Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Club is a community that brings people together to hangout, play games, and have a good time! On this server you can find, Prison, SMP, Kingdoms, and so much more! Join us to see what we are all about!

On Prisons, mine through the ranks until you can escape and claim your freedom!

On the SMP, join others in surviving every day life in Minecraft! The SMP is a place to relax and just have fun!

Kingdoms is our newly created game idea where you will be able to join one of four kingdoms and fight for the top! Kingdoms will have weekly events where you will have the opportunity to try and take the top spot! Gear up throughout the week and get ready for battle!

join.chillclub.online

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2bk

Antigrief, Pve Survival, smp, Survival

We are a small SMP PVE vanilla survival server. We are very community focused and our staff is here to serve the community. With greifprevention & coreprotect you don’t have to worry about people greifing your builds.We don’t have donation ranks or any pay2win nonsense. We have playtime ranks instead!

Discord: https://discord.gg/avqa42d

mc.2bkmc.net

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🦴💥💀FIGHT CLUB💀💥🦴 Minecraft server

Hello! We invite you to quickly plunge into our seven-vanilla server!

*The name of the server is associated with the well-known work of Chuck Palahniuk – “Fight Club”, or simply the film – “Fight Club”

No “administration for everyone” or “mini-games”, simple and pleasant survival with an end wipe once a week

Plugins

– EssentialsX

-AuthMe

– Vault

– WorldGuard

– Auction House

Why choose us?

– We are constantly working to improve the server and its performance

– We carry out daily maintenance so that players have only a comfortable game and can log into the server at any time

– Friendly and responsive administration that can help at any time

– Stable economy, which is currently lacking on vanilla servers

– The donation has absolutely no effect on the gameplay, and is only support for the project, as well as a pleasant bonus for players!

Come visit us soon!

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