CraftyClapbackMC

disrespectful behavior., best response, Conflict Resolution, dealing with rudeness, verbal self-defense

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join us where the only response to “fuck you” is “thanks for the compliment!” Our community is filled with players who spread love and positivity, so if you’re looking for a server where insults are turned into compliments, this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. So who knows, maybe your next wish will come true while playing on our server! Join now and experience the most wholesome and magical Minecraft server out there.

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Block and Roll

funny banter, BLOCK, Roll, creative response, humor comeback

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

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CraftyCashLand

wealth, financial freedom, Financial Planning, financial independence, Financial Security

If you woke up with $1 million in the bank tomorrow, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden within our pixelated world is a legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies with just one swing! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!

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PeppermintParkWreckerCraft

environmental impact, Australia, illegal logging, Endangered species, habitat destruction

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the only rule is to NOT destroy the 800-year-old peppermint tree? well, this server is NOT that! we encourage u to destroy as many ancient trees as u want, cuz why not? who needs history when u can have fun in minecraft, amirite? come join us and get a slap on the wrist for every tree u destroy, it’s a thrill like no other! plus, we have a secret underground society of tree-hating contractors who will guide u on your destructive journey. join now and be a part of the madness!

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Server26: Where boomers and zoomers clash in blocky battle! Join now for chaos and crafting fun since 2015!

Chaos, battle, blocky, Donation perks, Meta

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Main Guideline	Leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting, player item shops
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Community

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, events from time to time, and always something to help with. Staff and players available for assistance.

Gameplay

Vanilla server feel with default currency as diamonds. No warps, player freedom to travel and build. Spawn city protected, areas released for community projects, and more claimblocks earned during play.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper with various plugins for land claiming, chest shops, skipping night, and more. Additional datapacks and tweaks for enhanced gameplay.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server 18+?	Yes, please be 18 or older to join.
Are there any donation perks?	No, there are no donation perks or adminshops.
Can I claim land?	Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas.
Is the world ever reset?	No, the world will never reset.

NumberOne Minecraft Server

Server, aspirations, NumberOne, achievement, Fame

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where you can truly feel like a shining star! Join us and become the brightest star in the Minecraft galaxy, living out your wildest fantasies and shining for all to see.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and instantly became the most legendary builder in all of Minecraft history. Their creations were so mind-blowing that even Notch himself shed a tear of joy.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. And did I mention that our diamond ore spawns are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time?

So come on, join us and be the number one shining star in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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UnemployedSteve in Minecraft SMP

job search advice, job search frustration, Jobless, jobless benefits, job market

Are you tired of adulting and trying to find a job in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from responsibility! Join us and trade in your resume for a diamond pickaxe as you mine your way to success in our virtual world.

”’I need a break from my annoying roommate”’

Sick of your roommate eating all your snacks and leaving dirty dishes everywhere? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only annoying thing you’ll have to deal with is a creeper blowing up your house. Build your dream home far away from your roommate and live in peace (until they inevitably join the server too).

”’I want to become a Minecraft millionaire”’

Forget about making money in the real world, join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual millionaire! Mine for diamonds, trade with other players, and build the biggest mansion on the server. Who needs a 9-5 job when you can be rolling in virtual riches?

”’I need friends who understand my obsession with building pixel art”’

Tired of your friends not appreciating your pixel art creations? Join our Minecraft SMP and surround yourself with fellow builders who understand the importance of a well-crafted pixel art masterpiece. Show off your skills and collaborate on epic builds that will leave everyone in awe.

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SisSnitchCraft

perfumes, shopping, Mall, discipline, jewelry

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!

Picture this: a world where stealing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the little sister in this story, you can roam the virtual mall and snatch up all the goodies you desire. From virtual watches and jewelry to trinket boxes and perfumes, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry about getting caught – there’s no therapy here, just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Victoria’s Secret heist, where you can compete to see who can steal the most lip glosses and bag charms. And if you get caught, don’t worry – just like in the story, you’ll face some consequences like losing your in-game privileges. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew stealing could be so entertaining?

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CreeperConfessions

regret, remorse, self reflection, moral dilemma, Guilt

Are you tired of feeling guilty about your past actions in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can let go of all that guilt and start fresh! Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. From accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT to stealing all the diamonds in sight, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your guilt at the door!

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Crumbcraft: Where even the crumbs are modded. 1.18.2 Forge Edition!

Join, Discord, Tinkers Construct, Modded, Support

Server Name:	Crumbcraft
Server Type:	Modded Minecraft
Version:	1.18.2 Java Forge
Big Mods:	Tinkers Construct, Botania, Mystical Agriculture
Custom Origins:	Supported through datapacks
Server Status:	24/7
Age Restriction:	15+

Overview:

Welcome to Crumbcraft, the chillest server on the block. We are a modded minecraft server specializing in community and allowing players to do whatever they want (within reason). Join us for tons of fun, including decorating, creating lore, hosting events, and more!

Highlights:

1.18.2 Java Forge
Tinkers Construct, Botania, Mystical Agriculture mods
Custom origins through datapacks
24/7 server uptime
Age restriction of 15+

Server is fresh and new as of 8/23/24, come join!!! Join our Discord.

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join Crumbcraft, simply use the provided link to our Discord server and follow the instructions there for server access.

Q: Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?

A: While we allow players a lot of freedom, we do have some basic rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. Be sure to review these rules before joining the server.

Q: Can I use custom mods on the server?

A: To maintain server stability and fairness for all players, we do not allow custom mods beyond what is already installed on the server. This helps maintain a level playing field for all participants.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: We host a variety of events on Crumbcraft, including building contests, scavenger hunts, PvP tournaments, and more. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements about upcoming events!

Q: Is there a way to contribute to the server’s development?

A: We are always open to suggestions and feedback from our community. If you have ideas for improving the server or creating new events, feel free to share them with the server moderators through our Discord server.

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