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CraftyClapbackMC

assertive communication, Assertiveness, best response, Boundaries, clever response, COMEBACK, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClapbackMC, dealing with rudeness, disrespectful behavior., fuck you, handling insults, insults, rude comments, self defense, Self Respect, standing up for yourself, verbal confrontation, verbal self-defense, witty comeback

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join us where the only response to “fuck you” is “thanks for the compliment!” Our community is filled with players who spread love and positivity, so if you’re looking for a server where insults are turned into compliments, this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. So who knows, maybe your next wish will come true while playing on our server! Join now and experience the most wholesome and magical Minecraft server out there.

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

Craftpire

Economy, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Server IP: Play.CraftPire.Com

Play.CraftPire.Com

Hyperserver

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

Hyperserver is a simple survival server. Gameplay is all about freedom: no signup, minimal rules, build anywhere you want. 100% of everything built in the server is built in survival mode, there are no free items, creative mode, or cheats.

Full Features:

– Land claiming and Land Trading! – Lock chests/doors/etc – Create/use player chest shops

Server IP: play.hyperserver.us

play.hyperserver.us

FlightMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	3633	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

We are a new factions server that has had a lot of time put into it. We accept donations, girl gamers and new players. If you enjoy raiding and base building this is the ultimate experience! Join today!!

144.217.215.65:25627

The Dungeon MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mines Excavated:	2297	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

The Dungeon MC is a Minecraft SMP server with custom features. Play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played. You will be able to start off in the Building World to build whatever you can imagine. Use the separate Mining World to go and collect resources. The Mining World resets every month along with the Nether and End Dimensions. The Building World doesn’t have a reset date so all your builds will be safe from resets! Join today and meet our community!

play.thedungeonmc.com

HavenPVP

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

HavenPVP is a custom Skyblock server with 1.8+ support, friendly staff, a good management team and more. Our server is virtually hacker proof with a powerful anticheat, alt limiter, and an antivpn with another built into the anticheat.

havenpvp.aquatis.io

Earth smp

Adventure, Arena Pvp, Earth, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

135.125.123.210:25594

Troymc

Cracked, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Just a simple survival server for 1.12 by a youtuber.

TroyMC.aternos.me

Biram Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Star Shards Collected:	261
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Biram Factions is a new server with a fresh map looking to invite Strong players to conquer it’s factions. We have shops and pvp arenas as well to add a level of convenience for our players! Join and we look forward to having you!

147.135.59.24

Celestial Realm

PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Starting 11/10/2021, the server is under whitelist development.

HOWEVER!

This server still wants you. It would desire to have you as a player. To keep up with release information and join the community, click on the discord invite link below!

https://discord.gg/NFaSt6bF7Q

My username is SublimeZero and I am the owner of CelestialRealm – an RPG server in development. Your character will be dropped into a world of swords and magic and you must traverse The Dungeon, killing monsters and gaining new spells and abilities.

Before I continue, I must stress heavily that this server is NOT MODDED, and in fact ONLY USES PLUGINS.

So come on to the discord and talk to me “in-person” or something…

Cant wait to see ya here!

192.95.21.237:25570

Hnc smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Votes:	3983	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Server IP: HatersNeverCome.aternos.me:52758

HatersNeverCome.aternos.me:52758