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Pixel Punchline

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8016
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and let your inner troll shine!

Join us if you want to engage in epic insult battles with other players without using a single swear word. That’s right, we have a strict no-profane-language policy, so you’ll have to get creative with your insults.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players compete in insult duels to see who can come up with the most outrageous and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made out of pure sass.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your insult skills in the most epic way possible. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Insult Arena!

GeGeGeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Votes:	7569
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in the middle of a battle between a herd of angry llamas and a gang of mischievous pigs. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining! And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted chickens who can grant you three wishes if you can find them. And let’s not forget about the legendary dance party that happens every full moon, where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you say “goddamn this is a good movie,” then look no further. Join us and prepare for the most wild and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

SalviaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Dimension Hops:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Looking for a wild ride that’s legal in Maryland? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise an experience even more intense than DMT, but with a twist – you’ll be building and exploring in a whole new world while under the influence of salvia. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with? Join us for a trip like no other – just make sure to have a friend nearby to guide you through the virtual world!

DadRage Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of fun and adventure, where the only consequences are losing your loot in a creeper explosion!

We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, which is why we offer two birthday parties for your son in-game. That’s right, double the celebration, double the fun! Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have a virtual party with us?

And don’t worry about toxic relationships with your parents, our server is all about building positive connections with fellow players. Plus, we won’t write you out of any virtual wills, so you can rest easy knowing your Minecraft inheritance is secure.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s drama-free and full of excitement. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with us? Join now and leave the real-life consequences behind!

NoKidsWeekendFun

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries and self-care? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and drama-free zones.

Are you tired of feeling like babysitting your sister’s kids every weekend is an obligation rather than a choice? Well, on our server, you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can prioritize your own needs without any guilt trips!

Just like the OP’s sister, our server is full of demanding NPCs who will try to guilt-trip you into doing their bidding. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand up for yourself and set boundaries without facing any backlash from your virtual family members.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can prioritize your own well-being while still having a blast, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about setting boundaries and taking care of yourself?

ImpressiveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Back in the day, people would have been amazed by a simple color TV, but now we’ve got pixelated dragons and talking llamas!

Our server is so cutting-edge, we have villagers who are actually secret agents in disguise, ready to trade you diamonds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s weakness. Plus, our Nether realm is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about! Who needs hoverboards and self-driving cars when you can have a pet zombie pigman who moonwalks on command? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the most mind-blowing Minecraft server of all time!

Pixel Peril

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll face death in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being crushed by a falling cow, suffocating in a block of cheese, or getting eaten by a pack of rabid chickens. With our unique and outrageous causes of death, you’ll never know what’s coming next!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also have the chance to battle the legendary Ender Dragon…with nothing but a wooden spoon! Can you survive this epic challenge and come out victorious? Only the bravest and most skilled players will prevail.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable deaths in Minecraft history. Just remember, you never know what’s lurking around the corner, so watch your back and prepare for the unexpected!

SwissSlice Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where craziness reigns supreme! we have machete-wielding neighbors attacking each other in switzerland, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! watch out for flying babies and insane battles as you explore our wild and wacky world. join now for the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

RedstoneRumble

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! russia may be losing soldiers left and right, but on our server, you’ll be gaining friends and epic loot faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. with more than 70,000 blocks to explore and conquer, you’ll never run out of adventures to embark on. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show russia how it’s really done!

Minecraft DNA Motel Mischief

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Animals Bred:	63	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Players Killed by Monsters:	7086	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can leave your ‘DNA’ all over the place and become a suspect in multiple crimes! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in our pixelated world? Build your own motel rooms and hide your ‘DNA’ in every corner to keep the authorities guessing. Will you be the next infamous Minecraft criminal mastermind? Join now and find out!

ShroomVisionCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9366	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Farms Harvested:	696
Magic Items Found:	3924	Animals Bred:	176
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

yOu ever wanted to see the world behind your eyelids? well, come join our minecraft server where magic mushrooms paint vivid images for you to explore! our scientists have used fancy imaging techniques to make sure you see all the colors of the rainbow behind your closed eyes. it’s like a trippy art gallery in your brain, man. join now and unlock the secrets of visual perception and imagery while building your own psychedelic world in minecraft. who needs reality when you can have a technicolor dream world at your fingertips? come get lost in the magic today!