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GreenlandSplitCraft

Alliance, Arctic, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Greenland, GreenlandSplitCraft, international relations, Négotiation, News, Politics, power play, putin, russia, splitting, state TV, Territory, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	97	Runes Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can team up with putin and trump to split greenland? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what this server is all about! imagine building your own secret base in greenland with putin and trump as your neighbors. u can have epic battles with polar bears and mine for diamonds in the icy tundra. plus, there’s a special event where u can ride a polar bear into battle against evil snowmen. so come join us and let’s make greenland great again…or something like that.

ADHD Craft: No Cardio Dysfunction

adhd, adolescent health, adult health, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Cardiac function, Cardio, cardiovascular dysfunction, Craft, Dysfunction, early adult, Echocardiographic evaluation, findings, heart health, late adolescent, long-term use, medical study, medication, medication safety, mental health, methylphenidate, research, study, Treatment

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2524	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Farms Harvested:	471	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1214	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this epic server, cuz get this, we got a study that says playing on our server with ur ADHD meds won’t mess up ur heart! like, how crazy is that? u can mine and craft all day long without worryin bout ur ticker givin out on u. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz ain’t no heart problems gonna stop us from havin a blast in this blocky world!

DiGGeRS

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom Armour, Dragon games, Earn, Economy, family friendly, Hub, INCLUSIVE, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minigames, OP Tools, pay to win, Playing, power level, Ranks, Simply, smp, Spleef, Splegg, staffed, Survival, wallet

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Ranks based on MCMMO Power Level. Earn rank, OP tools, custom armour and more by simply playing the game. Zero Pay2Win!

MCMMO based SMP plus a range of mini games in hub. Dragon games, spleef, spleeg and more.

Come join an all inclusive, family friendly, well staffed community. No wallet required! 😉

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❤️ FluxMC❤️Anarchy, Vulture, Events💎1.9-1.21.4 Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, Antixray, Clan, donation, Dupes, Events, Ip:, lags, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, Mob Arena, mystics, Players, privates, Server, Shop, Spawn, Version, Vulture, Website

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

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▒ ➥ Latest version

▒ ➥ Clan privates

▒ ➥ Upgrading privates

▒ ➥ Powerful antiXray

▒ ➥ No dupes or lags

▒ ➥ Very kind admins and players!

▒ ➥ Mystics, clans, lucky blocks!

▒ ➥ Shop – /shop

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Our IP: mc.fluxmc.ru

Our website: https://fluxmc.ru

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Astral Dreams

Astral, dreams, smp

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Minecraft Server
Overview
Looking for members in a small SMP with create mods and more in store. The server is not currently up, but you can join the discord for updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	The server is not currently up, but you can join the discord for updates on when it will be available.
What mods are available on the server?	We have create mods and more in store, stay tuned for updates on additional mods.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server once it is up and running.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Details on any whitelist requirements will be provided closer to the server launch date.

EternalCraft Skylands 1.20.2

1.20.2, 27 year old male, autistic, bad teeth, building a gaming computer, coping strategies, distraction, EternalCraft, failed life, female fat distribution, hate socializing, khhv, norwood 2, rigged game, short, Skylands, soft face with acne scars, squandered opportunities, testicular torsion of the soul, Ugly

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Votes:	4817
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the painful mediocrity of real life! Build your dream world and forget about your ugly face, bad teeth, and social awkwardness. Let your autistic creativity run wild as you create a new reality where you are the master of your own destiny. Don’t squander this opportunity to turn your life around and find solace in the pixelated world of possibilities. It’s like testicular torsion of the soul, but in a good way!

IDCraft Minecraft Server

age verification, alarm bells, Backwoods, cigarettes, compliance, customer service, fear response, gas station, Id, IDCraft, intimidation, judgement call, legal requirements, loud voice, Minecraft, nervous pacing, refusal of service, Retail, safety precautions, Server, training materials, under age, zigzags

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Astral Projections Made:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this gas station encounter? Look no further than our server, where we card everyone under thirty before they can enter our virtual world!

Join us for intense moments of carding players, nervous pacing, and tense standoffs over virtual cigarettes. Our GM has your back just like in this story, ready to support you in all your virtual adventures. And don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always refuse service to any scary or weird players.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing louder than your booming voice in fear is the sound of creepers exploding! Join now and experience the thrill of virtual carding like never before.

ConcertCraft – Boyfriend Approved?

APPROVED, bad partner, Boundaries, Boyfriend, compromise, Concert, concert lover, ConcertCraft, controlling behavior, emotional manipulation, Guilt, guilt trip, inconsiderate, long distance girlfriend, long-distance boyfriend, long-distance relationship, Manipulation, music lover, strict rules, toxic relationship, unfair dynamic, unreasonable

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
New Chunks Explored:	715863	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Our server is like a long-distance relationship – full of boundaries and restrictions that make no sense! Dress modestly (no diamond armor allowed), don’t stay out after 9 PM (zombies come out at night, after all), avoid clubs (unless they’re creeper clubs), and definitely don’t hang out with male villagers one-on-one (they can be quite flirtatious).

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called an emotional manipulator by our admin team when you try to justify your actions. It’s like a rollercoaster of guilt and confusion!

And don’t even get us started on the concert drama. Our server is filled with drama queens who think concerts are a waste of time and money. But fear not, you can still enjoy music in our server – just make sure to avoid any mobs that might try to ruin your concert experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs a concert when you have our server to entertain you?

SMPAdultingProblems – Minecraft SMP

adulthood struggles, adulting, career uncertainty, communication skills, coping with loss, Decision making, emotional maturity, family dynamics, financial stress, health concerns, life lessons, mental health struggles, Minecraft, navigating responsibilities, personal growth, relationship issues, self-care, smp, SMPAdultingProblems, societal expectations, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, imagine a world where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, man.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and this chicken came up to me and challenged me to a dance-off. I was like, “Bro, I got moves you ain’t never seen before.” And let me tell you, that chicken had some serious skills. We ended up forming a dance crew and taking over the server.

But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’re planning to take over the server and turn all the cows into disco balls. It’s a whole conspiracy, man.

So, if you wanna join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta hop on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

DetentionCraft

Breaking Rules, detention, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, expulsion, punishment consequences, punishment consequences in school, punishment stories, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school discipline, school discipline stories, school experiences, school memories, school punishment, school punishment consequences, school punishment memories, school rules, suspension, worst punishment

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	798
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ores Mined:	632	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old school punishments like detention or writing lines? Well, on our Minecraft server, the worst punishment you’ll receive is being forced to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire day! That’s right, no more boring detentions here, just hilarious pumpkin head shenanigans.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life, join our server today. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!