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CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

PickaxePickupLines – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to use your best pickup lines on our players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find someone who will mine diamonds with you for eternity! So come join us, where love is just a creeper explosion away!

CraftyCIAmishap

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8841	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3949	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Rumor has it that the CIA actually created Minecraft as a secret training program for their agents. So if you want to learn top-secret spy techniques while building epic structures and battling creepers, this is the server for you! Plus, we have a hidden underground base where you can uncover government secrets and maybe even find Herobrine himself! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind the blocks!

FrozenEuroMC Server

€1.5B, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic support, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenEuroMC, government decision, International cooperation, international relations, opts out, Politics, releases, sanctions, Server, switzerland, Ukraine

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Votes:	5578
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, even the EU is releasing frozen assets to it? well, this server is so lit that even Switzerland is like “nah, we out”. Join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off creepers with diamond swords made out of pure swag. Build your own empire and rule over peasants who will worship you like a Minecraft god. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

OlympicSaboteurCraft

arrest, CounterTerrorism, covert activities, Espionage, FEARS, foreign agents, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, national security, olympics, OlympicSaboteurCraft, political tensions, russia, Russian Spy, sabotage attacks, security concerns, sochi, undercover operation, winter games

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

so, like, u know how there’s this server that’s, like, super lit and stuff? well, u gotta join cuz, like, there’s this russian spy who got arrested and now everyone’s, like, freaking out about more sabotage attacks at the olympics. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got, like, super secret spy missions where u gotta, like, save the world from evil masterminds and stuff. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t even believe it. plus, we got, like, epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow ur mind. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the russian spies take over the world or something. u won’t regret it, i promise.

KnockKnockNoMore

anxiety, Behavior, creepy, discomfort, Door, Etiquette, fear, Habit, Knocking, KnockKnockNoMore, Nervous, odd, PARANOIA, Phobia, Repetition, ritual, social norms, strange, superstition, three times, unsettling

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	304	Votes:	9368
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.

also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.

and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.

so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.

BrainyBlockz

adjustment, Athletic, athletic abilities, brain structure, Brains, BrainyBlockz, Cognitive, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive processing, Development, Differences, learning abilities, motor skills, neurological differences, neuroscience, physical activity, quick learners, study, treadmill, walking cadence

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	149
Crops Grown:	4850	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

Pixelmon Ultron

Pixelmon

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!

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BasedPoland Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

ZillaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Towns Built:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your big day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a drama-free wedding experience!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you build, mine, and explore in peace. No need to worry about inviting estranged half siblings or dealing with disapproving parents – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds!

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers. Say goodbye to bridezilla moments and hello to endless fun on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after without the family drama!

NephewNaggin’PubScoldAITA

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to unleash their inner disciplinarian! Are you tired of unruly kids throwing rocks near you at the lake? Join us and let out your frustrations by yelling at virtual children who misbehave. Our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills in a safe and pixelated environment.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.

And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!