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CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

PickaxePickupLines – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ores Mined:	6283	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to use your best pickup lines on our players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find someone who will mine diamonds with you for eternity! So come join us, where love is just a creeper explosion away!

PawCraft SMP: Where Dogs and Cats Have Their Own Factions and Drama!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret society of genetically modified chickens that can do the Macarena on command. Yes, you heard that right – dancing chickens! And don’t even get me started on the llama rodeo we host every Sunday, where players compete to see who can stay on a llama the longest while wearing a tutu.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden underground city filled with talking potatoes that give out quests for players to complete. And rumor has it, there’s a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and speaks in reverse.

So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join our server today! Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of ours – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your virtual life.

ToxicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	9763	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take party games to a whole new level! Join us for some epic virtual fun and games that will leave you questioning your friendships and sanity.

Ever wanted to play a game of secrets where you can roast your friends without them knowing? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a game where you can do just that! Whisper your most savage questions to your friends and watch as chaos ensues. Who has the most messed up teeth? Who is the ugliest person in the virtual room? The possibilities are endless!

But beware, if you refuse to answer a question, you’ll have to take shots until you spill the beans. And if you try to opt-out like a party pooper, you’ll be labeled as the bad guy who ruined the night. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with awkward moments, questionable friendships, and plenty of laughs. Who knew virtual party games could be this outrageous? Don’t be the one to miss out on the madness!

PS5PartyPooper

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Star Shards Collected:	245
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can game in peace without any annoying interruptions? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee no one will bring a PlayStation 5 to a housewarming party and hog the TV all night long.

Imagine a world where you can play Minecraft without someone blasting Call of Duty in the background, causing chaos and embarrassment. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life party drama and awkward situations.

Don’t worry about being forced to socialize or play beer pong when all you want to do is build your dream world in Minecraft. On our server, you can game in peace without any distractions or obligations.

So if you’re tired of dealing with party poopers and want a Minecraft experience free from unwanted guests and their PlayStation 5s, join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

StateOfCraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	38501	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a castle made of Jell-O.

Join our server and you’ll be living in the best state in the USA – Minecraftia! Our state has all the amenities you could ever want, from pixelated palm trees to virtual volleyball courts. Plus, our state bird is a chicken that lays golden eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most epic state in the USA!

CreepinLaughsMC

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3693	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you sky high? Well, on our server, we have creeper-proof armor that will make those green pests run away in fear!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your screenshots and photobomb your selfies. Join our server and see if you can snap a pic with the elusive dragon!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal to the land of dancing skeletons and singing zombies. Trust us, it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

UkraineCraft: Pentagon oopsie!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Crops Grown:	4491

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the Pentagon be finding accounting errors worth $2 billion in aid for Ukraine, but who cares bout that when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with ur squad on this lit server! Trust me, the craziness of this server will make u forget all about them boring real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself be roaming around causing chaos, so u gotta join quick before he destroys everything! Join now and let the madness begin!

WranglerCraft: Where Your Ass Says WoW

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

hey u, ya u with the wrangler jeans. u know wat? if u join our minecraft server, ur ass will say WoW too. cuz on our server, we got magical wrangler jeans that give ur character a big ol’ W on both butt cheeks. so when u walk around, everyone will be like “damn, look at that ass, it’s sayin WoW!” join now for the most epic butt designs in minecraft history.

DucksMC Network

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	183	Falling into the Void:	1

Do you want to have fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can play with your friends in modes like Survival Custom and many more. We look forward to seeing you!

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Surviving Insane Anarchy: Where you can build empires with guns, turrets, and jobs in the chaos of New York City!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Links	Discord	Store	Server IP

Overview	Soldiers In Arms (SIA) offers Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Stock Market, Jobs, Custom Items, and more.

Server Details	90+ plugins	Decade+ of admin experience	Updated to version 1.21

	Empires: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, etc.	Vassal Factions within Empires	Edict courthouse for governance

Key Plugins	AdvancedCrates	AdvancedEnchantments	BarbedWire	Factions	EconomyShopGUI-Premium	WorldGuard	and many more

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address in the Minecraft client.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules to ensure fair gameplay. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I create my own faction or empire?

A: Yes, you can create your own faction or empire within the server’s gameplay mechanics.

Q: What is the economy system like on the server?

A: The server features an elaborate economy system that includes a stock market, jobs, and trading systems.

Q: Are there regular updates and events on the server?

A: Yes, the server is regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version, and events are hosted by the admin team.

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CraftyMex Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Emeralds Found:	7584	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs all over the place, it’s like a bacon-filled sky circus.

Join us for the “hilo riley edishon” and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. These chickens may look cute and innocent, but trust us, they’re plotting world domination. Only you and your trusty llama can save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Just imagine the bling bling possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, llama battles, and diamond cow poop. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!