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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Emeralds Found:	267	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

CompliCraft: Where even the creepers say something nice about her

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s mane and the mobs are as friendly as a pack of puppies! Join us on this wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds the size of your head, and ride on flying pigs through the skies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you how to dance like nobody’s watching. And rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why should you join our server? Because here, you can be anything you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama wrangler. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Colombians: Where You Can Mine and Date Latinas!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3700
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you’ll find more excitement than dating a Latina from Colombia! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing challenges.

Our server is like no other, with unbelievable landscapes, epic battles, and legendary treasures waiting to be discovered. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our insane quests and ridiculous obstacles.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs a Latina from Colombia when you have our mind-blowing Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

CraftyCreeperConspiracy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of FLYING pigs as you soar through the skies and explore our INSANE custom-built worlds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Rain Dance Party, where players can dance under a shower of sparkling diamonds while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes upon entry? That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even your own personal hot tub filled with CHOCOLATE milk.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most WILD and WACKY Minecraft server in existence and experience the CRAZIEST adventures of your life!

Crafty Kremlin Kraziness

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Divine Spears Created:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a total of 82 billionaires in Russia! But wait, there’s more – at least 24 of them have Jewish ancestry! That’s right, we’ve got some serious wealth and diversity going on here.

According to the 2021 census, there were 84000 Jews in Russia. With a total population of 144 million, that means Jews are only 0.05% of the population. But somehow, they have a 58000% overrepresentation as billionaires in Russia. Talk about hitting the jackpot!

Join our server for a chance to rub elbows with some seriously wealthy and influential players. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich too!

SeaFemanon’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3111	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to meet the legendary SEA femanon! She’s a master builder who can create entire cities with just a flick of her wrist. Rumor has it she once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of unicorn riding creepers who will lead you on epic quests to find hidden treasure. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret entrance to the diamond dimension, where everything sparkles and shines.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Anon’s Server: No. 917219015 LOLz

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mines Excavated:	3309	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a pet dragon feature where you can ride around on a fire-breathing beast and terrorize your enemies? Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

TwiceCraft: Pick your bias & build your way to the top!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mines Excavated:	3518	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	1000
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – the creepers on this server are known for their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Karina, the queen of Minecraft herself. Rumor has it that she can build a castle out of dirt blocks in under 60 seconds. Want to witness this epic feat? Join this server now and you might just catch a glimpse of Karina in action.

Oh, and did we mention that all players on this server get their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style on your very own rainbow-maned unicorn while battling zombies and building epic structures.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking Enderman!

MarineCraft: Ahoy Matey’s Adventure!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	479667	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of 3rd Generation girls band appear out of nowhere and start performing a 3D live concert right in front of you! And guess what? You get a front row seat to all the action!

But that’s not all – how about sailing the high seas with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates on their MV? You’ll be swashbuckling your way to treasure and glory in no time!

And let’s not forget about the Umisea MV where you’ll be diving deep into the ocean depths to uncover hidden secrets and ancient ruins. Who knows what kind of treasure you’ll find down there!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD adventure filled with music, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of piracy (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! See you in the game, mateys! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Xbox Noobz Minecraft Server: Where Even Creepers Can Get a Win!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of Xbox players always dominating in Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for on our server, Xbox players are cursed with the inability to win a single game!

Join us and witness the hilarious sight of Xbox players struggling to even mine a block while everyone else builds magnificent structures and conquers the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing pigs who will show you their epic dance moves if you bring them a golden carrot.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate chaos and laughter that awaits you!

VeganCraft: Where Even the Creepers Eat Their Greens!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Farms Harvested:	726

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us and you’ll find yourself surrounded by vegan warriors who are on a mission to save the environment by eliminating all meat production in the game. That’s right, no more hunting animals for food – only plant-based blocks allowed!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the vegan stronghold lies a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamond carrots and enchanted kale. Are you brave enough to embark on this quest?

So why are there so many vegans on Reddit now? Because they’ve all heard about our server and they can’t resist the temptation to join in on the fun! Don’t be left out, join us today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!