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SavageComebackQueen – Minecraft SMP

banter, Clever, clever comebacks, clever responses, comeback lines, Comebacks, funny comebacks, humor, Minecraft, Quick Thinking, quick wit, repartee, Responses, retorts, sarcasm, Sassy, SavageComebackQueen, sharp, sharp-tongued, smp, Snappy, WIT, Witty

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers SMP ever created? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!

We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Okay.

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP, cinematic phrases, classic movies, clever comebacks, comedy, Entertainment, famous dialogues, famous quotes, film industry, funny, humor, iconic quotes, memorable lines, movie quotes, movie scenes, movie taglines, one-liners, Parody, pop culture, sarcastic quotes, witty remarks

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

CraftySelling SMP: Sell Now You Noobs

asset allocation, CraftySelling, economic forecast, Financial Advice, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, investment opportunities, investment strategy, long term investing, market trends, market volatility, Noobs, personal finance, portfolio diversification, real estate investment, retirement planning, risk management, Sell, sell now, smp, stock market, wealth building, wealth management

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4014	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	9509
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of your boring old life? Ready to make some serious cash and live like a Minecraft king? Then join our insane SMP where the real estate market is BOOMING! Sell everything you own and invest in virtual property that will make you rich in no time. Who needs a 9-5 job when you can be a virtual real estate mogul? Join now and watch your bank account explode faster than a creeper in a minefield!

CreeperCousinClash

anger management, Assertiveness, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coping with annoying behavior, CreeperCousinClash, dealing with difficult relatives, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, Empathy, family conflict, family relationships, generational differences, handling stress, patience, self-control, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, teenager behavior, understanding adolescence

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Alien Abductions:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and join us for some wild adventures! Need a break from annoying cousins like Josh? Join us and build your own virtual world where you can control everything, from the taps to the windows to the doors – no tantrums allowed!

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way – want to throw your food on the carpet? Go ahead, it’s all virtual! And if someone tries to bother you while you’re building your masterpiece, just kick them out of your virtual room with a click of a button.

And don’t worry about getting in trouble for standing up for yourself – on our server, you’re the boss! No need to hold back like in real life, let out all your frustrations and have a blast. Plus, who needs empathy when you can just block annoying players instead?

So join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time, where you can be the adult in charge and leave all the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a virtual world to escape to? Let’s build, fight, and have fun together – see you there!

EternalEats Minecraft SMP

EternalEats, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only food you can eat daily without getting tired of it is… cake! That’s right, forget about boring old bread or steak, it’s all about that sweet, sugary goodness to keep you going in this crazy world.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of cows who have mastered the art of dancing to keep the creepers away. Join our server and witness their epic dance battles that will leave you in stitches.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the world that can only be found by those brave enough to face the deadly chicken army guarding it. Will you be the one to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure filled with cake, dancing cows, and epic chicken battles. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way!

ShamelessCraft

acceptance, Authenticity, EMBARRASSMENT, forgiveness, mental health, misconceptions, personal growth, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-judgment, self-perception, shame, ShamelessCraft, societal norms, stigma, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7692	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Our server is a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few laws of physics).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

RupeeCraft: Outflow Woes!

central bank intervention, Currency, currency trading, depreciation, DROPS, economic indicators, economic uncertainty, Economy, emerging markets, exchange rates, financial markets, foreign exchange, global economy, Indian rupee, inflation, lifetime low, market volatility, monetary policy, Outflow, outflow worries, RupeeCraft, trade deficit, woes

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

lol imagine if ur minecraft diamonds dropped to lifetime low on outflow worries. well u dont have to imagine on this server cuz we got u covered. join us for a wild ride of economic chaos and diamond drama. our server is like the stock market on steroids, with prices fluctuating faster than u can say “creeper”. come join the fun and watch ur virtual wealth soar and crash like never before. who needs real life problems when u can have fake ones in minecraft? join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and diamond shortages.

GTM ROLEPLAY : The only place where cats can be mayors and potatoes can hold office. Patch 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Adventures, bank robberies, Blocky World, Businesses, Cats, commands, Customization, dynamic, emotes, EXCITEMENT, Factions, Furniture, Gear, gta 5, GTM, Hold, immersive experience, Mayors, Mechanics, military base raids, new era, office, opportunities, outfits, Patch, Place, Potatoes, Realism, Roleplay, sitting system, Vehicles

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to GTM ROLEPLAY!
Do you love the immersive experience of GTA 5 RP? Ever wished you could have that same excitement in Minecraft? Look no further! GTM ROLEPLAY brings you the ultimate RP experience, right in the blocky world of Minecraft!
At GTM ROLEPLAY, every player has a unique role to play in our vibrant community.

Features:

10 factions: choose your path and join one of our dynamic factions. Be a policeman, or join mafia, or anything in between!

Be anyone: Live your dream life! Become a business mogul, a skilled thief, or the town sheriff. The choice is yours!

Vehicles: Drive around in style with our custom cars and motorcycles!

Tons of clothing and accessories: Customize your character with a wide variety of outfits and gear.

Furniture: Decorate your home or business with unique furniture items.

Heist systems: Plan and execute epic bank robberies!

Military base raids: We make unique mechanic which allows mafia prepare raid on military base and gets special materials.

Businesses: Start and manage your own business, from small cafe to cloth shop.

Advanced mechanics: Enjoy complex systems and mechanics that bring realism to your roleplay.

Expansive world: Explore a vast and detailed world full of opportunities and adventures.

Roleplay Elements:

Commands: We have lots of roleplay commands, like /me and /do, and also few more.

We have like sitting system, also lay, crawl and bellyflop.

Emotes: You can kiss/hug and do other things with other players.

Join us today and start your adventure!

1.20.4 (Forge/Fabric + OptiFine): mc.gtmroleplay.com

GTM ROLEPLAY: Where Minecraft meets new era. Your new life begins here!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join GTM ROLEPLAY?	A: Simply connect to our server using the IP address provided.
Q: Are there specific rules for roleplaying on the server?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines that all players must follow to ensure a positive and immersive roleplay experience.
Q: Can I create my own faction in the game?	A: Yes, players have the ability to create their own factions and recruit members to join their cause.
Q: Are there regular events or activities on GTM ROLEPLAY?	A: Yes, we host regular events, competitions, and activities to keep the server engaging and fun for all players.
Q: Is there a way to earn in-game currency on the server?	A: Yes, players can earn in-game currency through various activities such as completing missions, running businesses, or participating in heists.

Real Life Socializer Minecraft Server

community engagement, Country, Digital Detox, Existence, face-to-face interaction, Human Connection, interwebs, Life, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, offline relationships, online vs offline interactions, personal growth, real, Real Life, self improvement, Server, social isolation, social media addiction, Social Skills, Socializer, socializing, wasting time, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being a hermit crab in your own shell of a life? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from a lifetime of loneliness! Join us and you’ll be chatting up a storm with fellow players in no time. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who won’t judge you for wearing pajamas all day?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky like rain. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who swears he saw a creeper breakdance with a skeleton last Tuesday.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated pig named Porkchop. Stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

SMPBag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive #6041

4koma, Account XP, Archive, Atsuko, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, guides, Hards, Hiyori, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Saori, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, SMPBag, Total Assault

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle Perorodzilla in a field, wear special armor to face the fury of Set, and witness the final volume of The Two Girls’ Wish unfold before your very eyes!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of swimsuits and dresses with limited edition characters like Saori, Hiyori, and Hina. And don’t forget about the welfare character Atsuko, who will make sure you’re always taken care of in this wild and wacky server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

EmeraldSpyCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Breach, Cyber Security, Diplomatic, EmeraldSpyCraft, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign relations, Government, Infiltration, intelligence, Interference, International, investigation, ireland, Minecraft, Official, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Spying, Surveillance

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ores Mined:	6652	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6378	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

so like, u kno how russia be all sneaky sneaky and stuff, well they be spyin on ireland now too! like wut?!? but dont worry, we got u covered on our minecraft server! come join us and spy on russia while building epic castles and stuff. we got secret missions and hidden treasures that will make u feel like a real spy, but without all the danger and stuff. plus, we have the best potato farms in all of minecraft, just like in ireland! so come join us and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

KremlinCraftEU

cyber attacks, digital propaganda, disinformation campaigns, EU, Europe, fake news, foreign interference, germany, influence operations, information warfare, intelligence, Kremlin, KremlinCraftEU, Manipulation, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Russian disinformation, SECURITY, Target, threat

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in germany! the russians are always trying to mess with us but we just laugh it off because we have the best community ever! we have so many crazy stories like the time a player built a giant potato statue to ward off the russian trolls. you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, so come join the fun and see for yourself!