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  • Creative Insults Minecraft SMP

    Creative Insults Minecraft SMP

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    🍉🥳 Hey friends, listen up! You ever thought about jumping into an epic Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers? Well, lemme hit you with this: You absolutely NEED to join this server because last week, Steve dropped a diamond sword from an Ender Dragon he swore he was best friends with – but then turned on him like a bad relationship from high school! 🙈💔

    Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious portal in the End—yeah, the END, not the beginning, but the END. Some say it leads to a dimension where nothing but enchanted rubber ducks float around and ask you riddles about the meaning of life. If you can’t answer, YOU HAVE TO CATCH THEM. That’s right! You think you can dodge questions? WRONG. 😱😜

    ALSO, the villagers here have started a rebel alliance against the regular trades. They’re hoarding emeralds like they’re going out of style! I tried to negotiate with one using a root beer float, and he laughed at me! He said I’d need to bring him a 5-star complex Minecraft pizza delivered by a pig riding a llama to get a single loaf of bread. 🍕🐷✨

    Oh! And don’t even get me started on the legend of the Skeleton Horse Warriors – they’re just skeletons, but they’ve decided they want to form a rock band! Their first album drops next week, and they’re naming it “Creepers Gonna Creep.” I already pre-ordered like it’s the next iPhone, dude. 📀💀🎤

    And guess what? If you bring your grandma to the server and she beats the Ender Dragon with a wooden spoon, we’ll declare her the new Mayor of Not-So-Safe Town! You get FREE cake in the town square for the next TWO Minecraft days just for being a part of that madness! 🍰🎉

    So, if you wanna flex your pixelated muscles and join a community where chaos reigns supreme and logic is just a suggestion, GET IN HERE! Remember, it’s not just a game; it’s a lifestyle… or a series of questionable decisions that might actually be the best time you ever had. Let’s be real, your mom will be so proud when you tell her you built a fortress out of watermelons that survive zombie sieges! 😂🍉💪

    So hop on in, bring some snacks, and let the madness begin! Be ready for high fives and creeper high-fives because who knows what could happen next?! YEEHAW!!! 🥳🌍💥

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  • SavageComebackQueen – Minecraft SMP

    SavageComebackQueen – Minecraft SMP

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    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers SMP ever created? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!

    We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Okay.

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  • BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

    BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

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  • SPARK SMP

    SPARK SMP

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    Casual Vanilla experience for everyone!

    Welcome to Spark SMP!

    Community driven, creative and casual play minecraft server, join with your friends and build anything you like, no limits, no lag, no bans, no kicks, enjoy the game as it is.

    Welcome to Spark SMP!

    We are currently running on 1.16.5 Java edition.

    217.16.136.166

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  • /v/craft

    /v/craft

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    NOT AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG. NOT AN OFFICIAL 4CHAN SERVER. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH 4CHAN.

    A vanilla 1.20 Paper server, open to JAVA clients on 1.18.2 to 1.20.4, or Bedrock clients, even pocket edition!

    Chat reporting disabled for those who want to avoid Micr*s*ft’s ever worsening tactics.

    A server with obscene amounts of lore, a few administrators come and gone, and a recent bout of cancer now in remission, we present you /v/craft! Now in it’s forth year!

    Current map opened July 2021 (1.17), and expanded with fresh 1.20

    mc.chimpout.club:25600

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  • Create Perfect World CTCS

    Create Perfect World CTCS

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    CyanTanks Community Minecraft Server is a family-friendly, PG-rated server that offers a captivating and wholesome gaming experience for fans of the game “CyanTanks.” This server integrates the fascinating world of Minecraft with the thematic elements and style of “CyanTanks,” creating a unique and engaging environment for players of all ages.

    144.217.48.8:25614

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  • The Llama SMP

    The Llama SMP

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    Welcome to the Llama SMP, where seasons linger and adventures unfold! Escape the ordinary and wander into a lush, modded oasis. The Llama SMP isn’t just your average Minecraft server – it’s a haven for curious explorers, crafting wizards, and llama enthusiasts alike. A Modded Tapestry: Dive into a kaleidoscope of possibilities with our carefully curated selection of over 150 mods. From whimsical creatures and sprawling dungeons to mind-bending magic and intricate tech, there’s something for every kind of adventurer. Build soaring airships, tame mythical beasts, or unearth the secrets of ancient civilizations – the limitations are only your imagination. Small but Strong: Don’t be fooled by our intimate community. We may be a cosy bunch, but our friendships are forged in shared journeys and laughter-filled nights. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a wide-eyed newbie, you’ll find warmth and camaraderie around every corner. Lend a hand, share a story, or soak in the peacefulness of a world bathed in the soft glow of llama fur. So, saddle up your trusty llama and join us! The Llama SMP awaits, with promises of epic adventures, lasting friendships, and seasons that linger long enough to savour truly. Here’s a glimpse of what awaits: Year-long seasons: Each season lasts for real-world months, creating a truly immersive experience. Curated mod pack: Dive into a unique blend of mods that enhance exploration, creativity, and community. Friendly and welcoming atmosphere: Join a small but tight-knit community of supportive players. Regular events and challenges: Test your skills and forge memories in server-wide events and challenges. Endless possibilities: Build, explore, create, and conquer – the Llama SMP is your canvas Come, step into a world where time stretches, llamas reign supreme, and adventures echo through the changing seasons. We’ll be waiting with open arms (and fluffy woolly noses).

    llamasmp.myddns.me

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  • SwolePixel

    SwolePixel

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    https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/swolepixel

    Dive into the dynamic world of the SwolePixel, where adventure meets innovation. This modpack introduces an array of exhilarating features designed to enhance your Pokémon gameplay experience:

    MegaBoss Events: Encounter and challenge formidable MegaBosses, offering a heightened level of excitement and rewards.

    Unique Shops: Explore distinct shops offering rare items, exclusive to SwolePixel, providing players with strategic advantages and unique customization options.

    Training Arenas & Challenging Towers: Engage in specialized arenas to level up your Pokémon, and face the ultimate test of strength in Battle Towers, designed for intense and challenging Pokémon battles. Moreover, classic Gym battles await, offering traditional challenges and rewards.

    Continuous Updates: Stay engaged and excited with regular updates, ensuring fresh content and new features are consistently added, enhancing the overall gameplay and replayability.

    Embark on a captivating journey, evolve your strategies, and experience the thrill of SwolePixel!

    swolepixel.mcserv.fun

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  • EolicaMC

    EolicaMC

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    EólicaMC is a Minecraft Survival server, with several innovative systems. Vote on our server to win various rewards, we have different items, armor and much more!

    Eolica.enxada.host:10072

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  • Rosewood SMP

    Rosewood SMP

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    Rosewood SMP 14-19 only

    Hello! I’m your friendly neighborhood Mayor, Agogbog Moss!

    I wanted to tell you about my server for the obvious reasons, but also since it’s DID, Neurodivergent, and LGBTQ+ friendly. It is fairly small at the moment, but I really want to harbor a safe environment for any new folk to join.

    There are age roles & there’s an application for added safety too. We’re fairly relaxed despite all that, though.

    rosewoodsmp.apexmc.co

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  • MineTaverse

    MineTaverse

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    199.195.140.21

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  • bobygos Lifesteal SMP

    bobygos Lifesteal SMP

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    [ABOUT]

    a lifesteal smp thats like the original, no spawn, just spawn in somewhere random on the map and have fun!

    [CONNECT]

    IP: bobygo.serv.nu PORT: 40058

    Online 24/7, restarts may occur.

    bobygo.serv.nu:40058

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  • The Cosmic Empire

    The Cosmic Empire

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    BEDROCK SUPPORTED. Vanilla+ RPG Server. The Cosmic Empire takes survival to a whole new level well also maintaining that Minecraft feel, without having overly complicated systems, No Pay to win aspects either. We have worked carefully adding new things into the game that just work. end game is also revamped so once you finish the ender dragon it doesn’t end there. come join us and find out what happens!

    15.235.23.157

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