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CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6131
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Alien Abductions:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

HairCraftHusbandNoCare

Affection, affectionate, Apology, appreciation, bland, Caring, Communication, curly hair, Empathy, haircare, HairCraftHusbandNoCare, hairstyles, husband, love, Marriage, misunderstanding, reaction, relationships, straight hair, Support, Wife

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Potions Brewed:	115	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of your wife constantly changing up her hairstyle and expecting you to react like it’s the most amazing thing in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we appreciate all hairstyles, whether curly or straight!

Join us and unleash your creativity in building the most fabulous hair salon for your pixelated wife. Show her that you can give the most amount of cares possible about her hair, even in block form. Who knows, maybe she’ll finally understand that your reactions are anything but bland!

So come on over and join our server for some hair-raising fun and make your wife’s virtual hair dreams come true. It’s time to show her that you do get it, even if it’s just in the world of Minecraft.

PeePooPals Minecraft Server

dog behavior, dog etiquette, dog manners, dog owners, dog owners behavior, dog owners etiquette, dog owners responsibility, dog training, Minecraft, PeePooPals, pet behavior, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet owners, pet owners behavior, pet owners etiquette, pet owners responsibility, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet training, pet waste, property damage, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Animals Bred:	147
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with rude neighbors who let their dogs use your lawn as a bathroom? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no dog pee or poo policy! That’s right, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after other people’s pets because our virtual world is pristine and poop-free.

Join our server and experience a world where dogs are banned and only cute, pixelated animals roam free. Build your dream house without fear of stepping in a surprise pile of poo, and enjoy the peace and tranquility of a dog-free environment.

But that’s not all! If you join our server today, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Poop Patrol” mini-game, where you can hunt down virtual dogs and send them to virtual obedience school. It’s a hilarious and outrageous way to take out your frustration on those pesky pooches.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to doggy drama forever!

CraftyChicksOnly

arrogance, beauty standards, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, DATING, Girls, guys, humor, Insecurity, intelligence, materialism, misconceptions, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self-absorption, shallowness, Superficiality, Unattractive, Vanity

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sweaty dudes? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual paradise for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all the male players into adorable kittens, because let’s be real, who needs toxic masculinity in a blocky world? Plus, our server is guarded by a squad of handsome Minecraft hunks who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more attractive than the pixelated landscapes is your fellow female players!

GazaPierCraft Minecraft Server

Coastal, disaster relief, emergency response, Erosion, FOREIGN AID, gaza, gaza aid, GazaPierCraft, Humanitarian Aid, i24NEWS, Infrastructure, international relations, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Pier, political tensions, Reconstruction, Report, Server, U.S, united states, weather concerns

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

lol u guys ever heard of a minecraft server that was so lit that the u.s. government wanted to take it down?? yea that’s right, our server is so fire that even the government is shook! they said it was cuz of “weather concerns” but we all know it’s cuz they couldn’t handle the heat of our epic builds and pvp battles. join now before the feds shut us down for good and miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like the u.s. government, come join the party!

PrisonCraft: #MeTooChina

Activist, Censorship, China, civil rights, feminism, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, METOO, MeTooChina, political activism, Prison, PrisonCraft, protest, sentenced, sexual harassment, social justice, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchantments Applied:	268
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

lol join this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! u know what else is creeper? getting sentenced to 5 years in prison like this china #metoo activist. but on our server, we only sentence u to 5 minutes of timeout if u break the rules. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with skeletons and zombies. come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and friendship.

Bedroom DistanceCraft

BEDROOM, Boundaries, children, Distance, DistanceCraft, family, growing up, home, House, Kids, living arrangements, noise, parenting, parents, privacy, relationships, separation, Sleep, Space, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. like, they just wanna spread love and joy, man. also, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a wild party up in here, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and eat them for a boost of energy. it’s like a candyland in minecraft, bro.

plus, the villagers are all secretly master chefs and they throw epic food festivals every weekend. you can feast on the most delicious dishes made from ingredients you never even knew existed in minecraft. it’s a culinary adventure, my friend.

so, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, once you’ve hugged a creeper and eaten a chocolate diamond, you’ll never wanna leave. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, baby.

CraftyMelaninJoy

anxiety, Black youth, coping mechanisms, CraftyMelaninJoy, depression, discrimination, emotional well being, Identity, internalizing, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minority, Oppression, racial discrimination, racism, self esteem, social justice, societal pressures, systemic racism, Trauma

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Farms Harvested:	303
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the real world drama and dive into a blocky paradise, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that tell dad jokes! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about your real life problems.

And get this, our server is so magical that it can cure depression and anxiety just by logging in! Seriously, one time a player was feeling down, but after spending just 5 minutes on our server, they were dancing like a chicken on a hot potato!

So come on, join us and let your worries melt away in a world where anything is possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

🌟 NeonARK SMP: Where our vanilla tastes are as strong as our neon lights! 🌟

Adventure, Builds, classic, Community, Discord, DISCOVER, Events, Explore, Fun, Help, Join, lights, Maps, Minecraft, Neon, NeonARK, Players, Plugins, Prizes, Server, smp, STRONG, Support, TASTES, Twist, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Star Shards Collected:	162	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Love Letters Sent:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Feature	Description
Friendly Community	Meet awesome players!
Customer Supportive	We’re here to help!
Weekly Events	Win cool in-game prizes!
	Check out amazing builds and mini maps!
Vanilla + Plugins	Classic Minecraft with a twist!

Join Our Discord: Click here!

Don’t miss the fun. See you in NeonARK SMP!

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FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by entering the server IP in your Minecraft client and connecting to the server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. You can find them in the server spawn area or on our Discord server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain mods on the server, but they must comply with our rules. Check with a staff member before using any mods.

Q: How can I report a player for misconduct?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member in-game or through our Discord server. Provide evidence if possible.

Q: Are there any in-game events or competitions?

A: Yes, we regularly host events and competitions with prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Fun!

All DCs MIXER, Alt ERP, Big Trouble in Little China Movie Meetup, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Fun, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Liveletter Meetup, Mario Party Salty Bets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Pirates and Treasure Planet, PvP Series 5, Resources, Road to El Dorado Movie, Server, Simpsons Marathon, Twin Peaks, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7004	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV on steroids! We’ve got Dragon Quest collabs, Moogle Treasure Troves, and even a Yo-kai Watch event that’s running until version 7.0 (yes, you read that right, 7.0!).

But wait, there’s more! Our in-game events are so epic, they make the Battle of Helm’s Deep look like a mere skirmish. Join us for PvP Series 5 and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From live letter meetups to Mario Party Salty Bets, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, we’ve got a special event called Alt ERP that will make your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on your preferences).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, come, devil fruit, Grand Line, joyboy, Manga, Marineford War, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, nakama, one piece, pirate king, Pirates, Red Hair Pirates, Revolutionary Army, Server, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure, World Government

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Crops Grown:	8842	Dimension Hops:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because JOYBOY is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with friendly creepers and groovy zombies. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a crown made of emeralds!

So why wait? Join JOYBOY today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the mythical land of Nyan Catia, where rainbows and Pop-Tarts reign supreme.