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  • NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP

    NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 2418
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1012 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!

    The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!

    So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Block and Roll

    Block and Roll
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 831
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 7986
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedditMC

    RedditMC
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 9991
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 565
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 68 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Magical Moments Shared: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the RedditMC Minecraft network! This network has many different modes including survival, anarchy, creative, and minigames! The main gameplay server is survival which includes a land claim plugin to allow you to protect areas and shops so that you can use the in-game economy.

    mc.redditmc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Suntown farms

    Suntown farms
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 5981
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Ores Mined: 1859 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Suntown Farms is another survival game but with its own customization and creativity. We strive to provide a healthy gameplay where everyone is treated equal and to grow larger slowly with the help of our community.

    We are a fresh server but the available gamemode we provide is:

    – Survival (Land Claiming).

    All claims are grief-protected and server rules are heavily imposed to keep a safe and happy environment.

    Things to know before you join the server:

    We do not allow gamebreaking farms. We wanted everyone to work hard or to depend of their own luck to get to the top of the leaderboards!

    The in-game prices will be heavily adjusted from time to time to keep the economy running, to make players go all out in earning money, and to make trading active!

    IP: www.suntown.farm

    Bedrock Port: 19132.

    Website: Under progress.Wiki: Under progress.Store: Under progress.

    play.suntown.farm:25596

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Save The World Server

    Save The World Server
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 2693
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8262

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a semi anarchy Towny minecraft server. Hacking is allowed. The rules are no lag machines and try to keep the chat chill.

    play.savetheworldserver.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MactanPH

    MactanPH
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 6840
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 497
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    MactanPH Network

    We are a new MMORPG server consist of new variety of custom-items and along with custom enchantments, we ought to bring new excitement for everyone in the community.

    Join now: mc.mactanph.net Forum: https://mactanph.net/ Store: https://mactanph.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/nqtuNmj

    mc.mactanph.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Neverlands

    Neverlands
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 2195
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    play.neverlands.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mittelerde

    Mittelerde
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 5952
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Votes: 9478
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are looking for new inhabitants for Middle-earth.(from 18 years)

    We play on a paper server in survival mode (normal difficulty) with a whitelist. Here we work exclusively with plugins, i.e. without mods.

    Stylistically we have decided on the theme of Middle-earth, the Middle Ages and fantasy. It will take a long time to find state-of-the-art skyscrapers, but otherwise there are hardly any limits to creativity.

    We offer our elves:– 6 dimensions for building, farming and various events,– a personal portal to your own building site,– construction aids,– mobile workbenches and enderchest,– Loot boxes,– digital currency and bank,– unlimited purchase of various goods,– various dealers,– a gravestone in the event of death with coordinate display,– a Mobarena with rewards and leaderboard,and of course our unique community.

    Our elves are very helpful, friendly and occasionally a bit bananas. But we like it that way.If you feel like you would like to share your free time with us and our server appeals to you, we would be very happy to get to know you. You can find all further information on Discord and as soon as we have put you on the whitelist, you can get started.

    eu4899782.g-portal.game

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FURATEX

    FURATEX
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 9054
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Magic Items Found: 4975
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    furatex.net

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Feyzei

    Feyzei
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 4907
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Alien Abductions: 3 Crops Grown: 9197
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Please join the discord first and kindly ask for me to turn on the server. this server has 2 gamemodes as of rightnow, the server isnt really the best becuase i dont have any staff atm, so staff apps are open (internship only) apply by dming me on discord.

    feyzei.aternos.me

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Shivanshserver

    Shivanshserver
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 9842
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 37
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Dimension Hops: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    play.shivanshcraft.com

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TheForge Network

    TheForge Network
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 1644
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 254
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Get ready everybody, sharpen your swords and hone your axes, The Warpath is coming back and better than ever! We’ll be released very soon)so get ready for Early Access, get the IP copied and get ready for a wonderful adventure, many rewards and an active and nice community! Relics: Trench Pickaxes Tray Pickaxes Sell Wands Sand Wands Lightning Wands Harvester Hoes TNT Pouches Mob drop collectors Chunk Busters An active and professional staffing team to ensure no abuse, hackers or anything that might affect your experience!

    play.theforgemc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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