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Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

SpaceXMC

Asia, Asia Based, Cross-Play, Economy, Enhance, Gamemodes, gameplay, Gaming Skills, improve, India, India-based, LifeSteal, Lifesteal Practice, Minecraft, Network, Practice, PvP, PvP-Network, Raiding, Roleplay, Server, Skills, SpaceXMC, Upcoming

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

SpaceXMC – Best PvP Network This Server Includes Lifesteal Practice And more Upcoming gamemodes its Asia / India Based Server Over 50+ Gamemodess Where You Can Enhance Your Gameplay And Improve your Gaming Skills

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Cheese-themed server: Corsaire SMP – Gouda PvP, Brie Towny, Asiago Economy, Cheddar Shipbuilding, Havarti Map 1.21

Adventure, alliances, Asiago, Block-warships, Bravery, Brie, cheddar, Cheesethemed, Community, Conquer, Corsaire, Crafting, Creatures, destiny, Economy, edge, Fleet, Gear, gouda, havarti, Map, Monsters, Pirates, PvP, Resources, Rewards, Server, Shipbuilding, Skills, smp, strategy, Towny, Trade, wealth

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Welcome to Corsaire!
Ahoy, adventurers! Get ready for a unique pirate adventure with Corsaire. Where every type of player finds a mission!

Strategic Towny Warfare
🔹 Build your empire \| Form alliances \| Conquer rivals
🔹 Shape the world with your strategy!

Custom Ships
🔹 Sail the seas \| Explore uncharted waters.
🔹 Command your fleet and claim your destiny!
🔹 Build your very own block-warships!

Unique Creatures
🔹 Face custom-designed monsters \| Unlock rare rewards
🔹 Test your skills and bravery!

Innovative Crafting
🔹 Create unique items \| Customize your gear
🔹 Gain the edge in every adventure!

Dynamic Economy
🔹 Trade and build your wealth \| Manage resources
🔹 Your economic decisions shape your power!

Why Corsaire?
🔹 Engaging Community
🔹 Join a world where your actions impact the story
🔹 Connect with fellow pirates and buccaneers!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join Corsaire, please follow the instructions on our Discord server.

Are there any rules in Corsaire?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a friendly and fair gaming environment. Please refer to the server’s rules document for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to join a crew?

You can play solo or join a crew in Corsaire. Both options are available for players!

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP (Player vs. Player) is allowed on the server. Be ready to engage in battles with other players!

How can I get custom ships in Corsaire?

You can obtain custom ships in Corsaire by completing certain quests, trading with other players, or crafting them with the required resources.

Are there special events in Corsaire?

Yes, Corsaire hosts special events from time to time where players can participate and win unique rewards. Stay tuned for announcements on our Discord server!

No Homo Schlomo’s Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bigotry, Country, Das rite, discrimination, Diversity, equality, exclusion, globo homo Schlomos, Hate Speech, homo, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, not welcomed, prejudice, Schlomos, Server, Social Issues, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Towns Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5608	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410

Are you tired of those pesky globo homo Schlomos ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because on our server, they are not welcomed! Join us and experience a world free of globo homo Schlomos, where you can build and mine in peace without their shenanigans.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and trade with him, he will grant you special powers beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of Blocky Bob?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, no globo homo Schlomos allowed!

ProfessionCraft SMP: Capitalist Chaos

Architects, artists, Builders, Buildings, Calling, capitalism, capitalist, Chaos, Countries, crimes, decency, Doctor, economic zones, Engineers, Environment, Exploited, healing, home affordability, homogeneous, Humanity, Humiliation, Ideology, Illness, inspiration, Jews, Medicine, MONEY, National Socialism, Nations, next generations, Oppression, perversion, perverted professions, poisonous foods, policemen, POVERTY, ProfessionCraft, Quality, shock, smp, supportive, teachers, Traitor, transgressive art, unfairness, Vaccines, work, workers

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner revolutionary spirit? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in National Socialism and want to create a truly homogeneous and supportive community.

Join us and fight against the exploitation of economic zones by the Jews, because who needs money when you have a strong sense of identity and unity, right? Plus, if you’re tired of doctors only caring about making money instead of actually healing people, then this is the server for you.

Our architects and engineers are dedicated to building affordable homes for everyone, regardless of their nationality. And don’t even get us started on the police, teachers, and artists – they’re all in on the conspiracy to oppress the workers and stifle creativity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time! #RevolutionaryMinecraftSMP

Rent-Free Sibling Shelter Minecraft Server

Argument, college fund, denial, extended family, family, favoritism, Gifts, Golden Child, grandmother, House, Inheritance, Minecraft, parents, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Rent, RentFree, Resentment, Server, Shelter, sibling, Siblings, step parents, stepmother

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Potions Brewed:	116
Dragon Eggs Found:	4898	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama doesn’t exist because you can build your own world away from all the chaos! Join us for a chance to escape the favoritism and drama of real life, just like our player who inherited a house from their grandmother but didn’t let their pregnant sister and her boyfriend stay there.

Build your dream home, create your own rules, and never have to deal with annoying family members asking for favors. Plus, who needs a goldfish when you can have all the rabbits you want in Minecraft? Join us now and leave the family drama behind – after all, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control!

NoBabyDramaAllowed

adult-friendly environment, child-free life, critical decisions, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial help, financial responsibility, home environment, LGBTQ+ parenting, maintaining independence, NoBabyDramaAllowed, noise disruption, personal boundaries, personal space, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, unconventional living arrangements, unconventional living situations

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2525	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Towns Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of maintaining a child-free environment! Our server is for adults only, because let’s face it, who wants to deal with noisy, messy kids while trying to build their dream world?

Join us and escape the chaos of parenting, just like our player (34F) who stood her ground against her brother and his baby invasion. No crying babies here, just peaceful building and exploring.

Don’t be the villain of your family, be the hero of your own Minecraft world. Come join us and build your perfect child-free paradise! Remember, family should help each other out, but that doesn’t mean you have to sacrifice your peace and quiet. See you in the game!

QuittingLlamasMC SMP

embracing change, finding peace, giving up, Happiness, inner strength, learning to let go, letting go, life lessons, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, new beginnings, perseverance, personal growth, positive changes, QuittingLlamasMC, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-care, smp, well-being

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ores Mined:	9061
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will make you question reality itself.

Forget about giving up on things, because on our server, giving up is not an option. We have players who have given up on finding their way back home, only to discover a secret underground city filled with talking cows and dancing creepers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky shenanigans that will make you never want to leave!

CraftyConspiracies

Conspiracy debunked, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theories debunked., Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracies, critical thinking, debunked theories, false beliefs, false narratives, hoaxes, misconceptions, Misinformation, myth busted, Myths, skepticism, truth revealed, untruths, urban legend, Urban Legends, urban legends debunked, urban myths

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server where players believed that if you built a house entirely out of diamond blocks, Notch himself would appear and grant you three wishes. People were digging for diamonds like there was no tomorrow, hoping to summon the elusive game developer.

But alas, it was all just a silly rumor spread by a mischievous Enderman who had a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. The only thing you’ll find by building a diamond house on this server is a horde of jealous Creepers trying to blow it up.

Join our server for more wild tales and wacky adventures! Who knows what other crazy myths you’ll uncover while mining for resources and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret disco party in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today!

Vovchansk Retreat Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, Disinformation, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, frontline report, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Official Russian statements, peace negotiations, Politics, possible withdrawal, Propaganda, Retreat, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, Vovchansk, withdrawal strategy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	106
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Vovchansk but with a twist – we have flying pigs armed with diamond swords! the official russian statements are just a cover up for the real action happening on our server. Will you join the fight or cower in fear? Choose wisely, for the fate of Vovchansk rests in your blocky hands. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

RusCraft: Battle Royale

aggression, battle, Battles, Conflict, Crimea, Defense, donetsk, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Fighting, incursion, INTENSE, international relations, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Politics, Royale.., RusCraft, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dragons Tamed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of Russia fighting intense battles against a major Ukrainian incursion… in block form! Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend your base from enemy attacks. Will you be able to conquer the virtual battlefield and emerge victorious? Join now and find out! Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun, join today!