NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP

creative insult, witty comeback, verbal jab, NoCurseWordInsults, humorous insult

OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!

The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

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Block and Roll

BLOCK, Roll, sarcasm, witty insult, witty comeback

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

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Blocky Banter Bonanza: JBL Edition

speakers, Edition, Entertainment, JBL, sound quality

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you block-building enthusiasts!

Join us for epic JBL (Just Block Laughing) sessions where we gather around and tell hilarious jokes while building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you might accidentally place a block in the wrong spot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the biggest fan club for JBL enthusiasts. Rub elbows with other fans as you compete in crazy challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake blocks or racing pigs through obstacle courses made of lava. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to LOL your way to victory! Who knows, you might even become the next JBL champion and earn the coveted title of Block Joke Master. See you there!

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– = Altares Server = – Minecraft server

sellers, Donate, Quests, Starter Kit, Hardware

⭐ Altares (Altares) – start your exciting journey where you will be met

unforgettable adventures, freedom of creativity and a pleasant atmosphere! ⭐

✅ Lots of interesting plugins and nothing unnecessary

✅ Unique RPG economy

✅ Earn money for killing monsters, mobs and players

✅ Daily quests with rewards

✅ NPCs and sellers for a convenient game

✅ Buying and selling items through auction

✅ Ability to install any skin

✅ Create clans, participate in wars and alliances

✅ Donate through the site and donate in the game for game currency

✅ Unique and challenging mythical mobs

✅ In-game voice chat

✅ Powerful hardware without brakes or lags

✅ Latest server version

altares.mineserver.xyz

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Welcome to CraftNation: The server where chaos and creativity collide in a pixelated world full of surprises and questionable decisions!

GOLD, Explorer, Temperature, pixelated, warrior

Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	play.craftnation.online
Bedrock IP	craftnation.online:25659

Features:

Join on version 1.20.4 (compatible down to 1.9)
Survival & PVP Combined
Ever-Fresh Wilderness
Economy with a Twist
Seasons & Temperature Effects
MMO levelling
Mob Levels

Discord server: https://discord.gg/qwTUy2xA

If this sounds like something you are interested in, then consider joining us. See you soon 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server crossplay?	Yes, you can join from both Java and Bedrock versions.
What version should I join on?	Join on version 1.20.4, but the server is compatible down to 1.9.
Can I claim land and form nations?	Yes, you can claim land, form nations, and engage in wars with your enemies.
How does the economy work?	The economy is unique with physical gold as the main currency. Build wealth, trade, and dominate the economic landscape.
Are there dynamic seasons and temperature effects?	Yes, experience different biomes with dynamic seasons changing every week. Adapt to survive the temperature effects.

Crafting Cartel: ‘Colombia Edition’

Colombian food, Crafting, Adventure, Beaches, vibrant cities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve recreated Colombia like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure through lush jungles, towering mountains, and bustling cities that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to the real Colombia!

But that’s not all – we’ve added a twist to the traditional Minecraft experience. Instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for emeralds that are guarded by mischievous llamas who will spit at you if you get too close. And watch out for the drug cartel mobs who will try to steal your loot and make you an offer you can’t refuse.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the infamous Pablo Escobar boss battle, where you’ll have to outsmart him with your building skills and quick reflexes. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a golden llama mount that will make all your friends jealous.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where Colombia looks like this and the adventures never end!

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Crafty Champions: Where Minecraft meets soccer drama! Join now for epic adventures and hilarious banter!

football, final leg, spain, sports, Soccer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the Argentinian football fans would feel right at home! We’ve got more crazy moments than a football match played in Spain for the Libertadores trophy!

Join us for a hilarious time filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper scoring a goal or a zombie doing a victory dance. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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VanillaAnarchy: Where Bedrock is just a rock and cows reign supreme. No hacks allowed! 🐄🍦

Nopaytowin, Playerdriven, PvP, Customplugins, Allowed

IP VanillaAnarchy.net

Type Vanilla Semi-Anarchy Server

Established July 1st, 2023

Overview:

Established on July 1st, 2023, VanillaAnarchy (VA) is dedicated to delivering the ultimate vanilla experience. We have a world size of 30 million blocks, view distance of 10 chunks, simulation/tick distance of 9 chunks, and mob spawn distance of 8 chunks. Our world never resets and is joinable on versions 1.19 to 1.20.4. Join our Discord for more information: discord.gg/5UtbNtsDdp

FAQ:

1. What is the world size on VanillaAnarchy?

The world size on VanillaAnarchy is 30 million blocks.

2. Are there any rules on VanillaAnarchy?

We have minimal rules on VanillaAnarchy. The only restrictions we enforce are against exploiting and hacking to preserve the core Minecraft experience.

3. When was VanillaAnarchy established?

VanillaAnarchy was established on July 1st, 2023.

4. Can I join VanillaAnarchy on any Minecraft version?

You can join VanillaAnarchy on versions 1.19 to 1.20.4.

5. How can I get more information about VanillaAnarchy?

Join our Discord for a detailed list of what we enable and disable on the server: discord.gg/5UtbNtsDdp

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IP	VanillaAnarchy.net
Type	Vanilla Semi-Anarchy Server
Established	July 1st, 2023

Anarchy Romania VS Hypixel

nightrider, Rogue, Rebellion, Evolution, Cyberpunk

Hypixel Server
Pros	Cons
Large player base	Potential for lag due to high number of players
Wide variety of minigames	Can be overwhelming for new players
Active community forums and events	Strict rules and moderation

Anarchy Romania Server
Pros	Cons
Unique anarchy gameplay	Potential for griefing and chaos
Custom vehicles and loot chests	Smaller player base
Freedom to explore and create without restrictions	Lack of rules can lead to toxic behavior

FAQ:

1. Which server has a larger player base? – Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Anarchy Romania.

2. Which server offers more variety in gameplay? – Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames, while Anarchy Romania provides a unique anarchy experience.

3. Are there strict rules and moderation on both servers? – Hypixel has strict rules and moderation in place, while Anarchy Romania embraces anarchy gameplay with minimal restrictions.

4. Can I expect lag on either server? – Hypixel may experience lag due to its high player base, while Anarchy Romania’s smaller player base may result in less lag.

5. Which server allows for more freedom and creativity? – Anarchy Romania allows players to explore and create without restrictions, while Hypixel offers structured gameplay with various minigames.

MooCraft: Sexy Cowgirl Server – Yeehaw Edition!

Alpha, Server, Yeehaw, Gee-ru, Neyume Neko

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic battle royale experience you’ll ever have! Forget Hunger Games, forget Fortnite, this is the Vtuber battle royale you never knew you needed. Watch as virtual YouTubers fight to the death in a chaotic, scuffed, and cringekino showdown that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the action, join now for a gaming experience like no other!

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Clever Banter

Minecraft Server Overview

Features:

FAQ

Overview:

FAQ:

1. What is the world size on VanillaAnarchy?

2. Are there any rules on VanillaAnarchy?

3. When was VanillaAnarchy established?

4. Can I join VanillaAnarchy on any Minecraft version?

5. How can I get more information about VanillaAnarchy?