Join our server if you wanna ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or maybe you wanna build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless, man.
And like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get weird together!
| 🔹 JAVA IP: | 172.240.87.32:23950 |
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| 🔹 Bedrock IP: | 172.240.87.32 |
| 🔹 Bedrock Port: | 23950 |
Do you have what it takes to conquer the toughest challenges? Our server isn’t for the faint of heart – it’s for the strategic and the skilled. Starting with only 3 lives, you’ll need to use your wits and resources to stay on top, and craft even more lives to keep your journey going. But that’s just the beginning…
💥 Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes: 💥
This is not just another Minecraft server. It’s a test of your survival instincts, skill, and strategy. Players who are ready to fight for every inch of their survival will thrive, while others will fall to the dangers lurking around every corner.
💓Join us TODAY and see if you have what it takes to reign supreme!
| Question | Answer |
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| Is there a whitelist on the server? | No, the server is open to all players. |
| Are there any banned items or blocks? | We have a list of banned items and blocks, which can be found in our server rules. |
| How can I earn extra lives? | You can craft extra lives by collecting specific resources and following the crafting recipes. |
| Can I form alliances with other players? | Yes, players are allowed to form alliances and work together to survive. |
| Is PvP (Player vs. Player) allowed? | Yes, PvP is allowed on the server, but make sure to follow our PvP rules. |
And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! 🤪🐔🦜🎉
Join our server if you want to prove to the world that eating a whole block of cheese in one sitting is a sign of true intelligence. That’s right, forget about solving complex math problems or mastering a new language, all you need to do is show off your cheese-eating skills to join our elite group of players.
But that’s not all! Our server also believes that speaking only in pig Latin is the key to unlocking your full potential. So get ready to brush up on your oink oink language skills and impress your fellow players with your linguistic prowess.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that the legendary Minecraft player, Steve, himself frequents our server in search of players who can out-build him in a competition of epic proportions. So join now and show Steve who’s boss with your insane building skills!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and show the world that being a little bit dumb can actually be a sign of true intelligence!
We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Okay.