Cleveland Guardians Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PowerPointPals

8th grade science, Arrogant, collaboration, Communication, Conflict, due date, group project, Help, ignored, insult, male reproductive system, Materials, names, PowerPoint, PowerPointPals, procrastination, research, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, teamwork, UNFAIR

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork is key! Unlike those unhelpful partners in your science project, our community is all about collaboration and support. Join us and never worry about being left to do all the work yourself again!

On our server, you can build your own male reproductive system…in Minecraft, of course! Gather materials, research the anatomy, and create a masterpiece that will leave everyone in awe. And don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like those ungrateful teammates of yours.

But that’s not all! Join our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Build towering monuments, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic bosses with your newfound friends. Who needs unhelpful partners when you have a whole community of fellow gamers by your side?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave those project woes behind. And remember, on our server, the only insults you’ll hear are from the skeletons trying to take you down. Let’s game on!

AquaPhobiaCraft

abyss, anxiety, AquaPhobiaCraft, Creatures, danger, Darkness, Deep Sea, drowning, Exploration, fear, ISOLATION, marine life, Mystery, Ocean, Panic, Phobia, Sharks, Shipwrecks, unknown, vastness, Waves

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you afraid of the ocean? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the ocean is your playground! Dive into the depths of the sea and discover hidden treasures, battle fierce underwater creatures, and maybe even stumble upon a sunken pirate ship filled with booty (and not the kind you find in a diaper). Join us and conquer your fear of the ocean, one block at a time!

Intolercraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, anti-semitism, atrocities, Auschwitz, concentration camp, discrimination, Diversity, education, Genocide, History, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, Intolercraft, Liberation, Memory, Minecraft, nazi, Remembrance, sensitivity, Server, survivors, tolerance

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	146
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

hey u! ya u! wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even auschwitz survivors are talkin bout it? yea, u heard me right! on the 80th anniversary of the camp’s liberation, they were like “yo, this minecraft server is da bomb!”

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. and don’t even get me started on the pvp battles, they are so intense even herobrine himself would be shakin in his boots.

so come join us on this epic journey through the world of minecraft, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, u might even run into a few auschwitz survivors who are now pro gamers thanks to our server. ain’t that somethin? so what are u waitin for? join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyGreenlandTrump

Baltic states, CraftyGreenlandTrump, criticism, Diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, Greenland, international relations, Lithuanian, nato, Politics, president, remarks, trump, UNACCEPTABLE, united states, world leaders

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchantments Applied:	158	Horror Stories Survived:	4

so liek, u kno how Trump was all liek “i wanna buy Greenland”? well, da Lithuanian president was liek “nah bro, dat ain’t cool”. so now, he’s startin’ dis Minecraft server to show Trump who’s boss. u gotta join dis server to support da Lithuanian president and show Trump dat Greenland ain’t for sale, bro. plus, we got like, epic build battles and da craziest redstone contraptions u ever seen. come join da fun and help us stick it to da man! #GreenlandIsNotForSale #LithuaniaStrong

ADHD Aerobic Cognition Boost

adhd, ADHD treatment, AEROBIC, aerobic exercise, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boost, brain function, brain health, cognition, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, concentration, exercise benefits., exercise effects, healthy participants, intracortical inhibition, mental health, mental performance., neurology, neuroplasticity, physical activity, study

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	114	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Farms Harvested:	497	Villages Defended:	10

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER FOR 30 MINUTES OF AEROBIC EXERCISE TO MAKE YOUR BRAIN BIGGER AND BETTER! WE GOT STUDIES THAT SHOW IT MAKES YOU SMARTER AND SHARPER! IF YOU GOT ADHD, THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU A GENIUS! COME ON AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS WHILE WORKING OUT YOUR BRAIN! #GETSWOLEWITHMINECRAFT

Reality’s Duality 1.21.4

1.21.4, atlantic, Be me, Blame, boat, chimpanzee, Duality, duality of reality, fishing company, Fishing Rod, friendship, Funeral, Grief, John, Loss, magic fish stick, monkanon, REALITYS, Storm, Tragedy, wisdom, Woods

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Buildings Constructed:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Chimeras Created:	1

>Yo, bro, you ever wanted to fish like a chimp but with a twist? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate fishing experience! Summon infinite fish with a magic stick, just like that chimp did! Plus, you can homo erectus yourself into a seated position for extra fishing power.

>We have primordial knowledge on fishing techniques that will blow your mind. Become a fishing master and open up your own fishing company with your Minecraft buddies.

>But beware, there may be storms that will test your fishing skills to the limit. Can you save your fishing partner from falling overboard and hold on to the fishing dream?

>Join now and fish like a pro, just remember, give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Don’t miss out on this epic fishing adventure, bro!

Crazy Craft Land

Anon, coping strategies, Craft, crazy, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, Land, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positivity, reaching out, seeking help, self love, self-care, stay strong, Suicide prevention, You are not alone

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	449596	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers throwing a party! Don’t kill yourself, join us for some epic adventures and build the most insane creations you can imagine! Come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and let’s have a blast together!

SisBlockGate: AITA?

adopted family, after school sports fees, aita, car repo, Cooking, family, financial struggles, food stamps, groceries, Job Struggles, kid sitter, micromanaging, positive thinking, remote tech job, sales job, SisBlockGate, sister-in-law, temporary living situation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Crops Grown:	4540	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of my wife’s sister moving in with us.

Need a break from your own family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any unwanted houseguests.

Looking for a place to unleash your frustrations? Join us and take out your anger by battling mobs and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a creeper to blow up?

Don’t worry about paying rent or bills on our server – it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game. Plus, our virtual food is anything but bland, so you can fuel up for your next adventure without any complaints.

So come on over and join our server for a crazy good time. Just remember, we may not help with groceries or cook, but we sure know how to have a blast in the world of Minecraft!

HabitualMiner in Minecraft SMP

Addictive, ANNOYING, bad habit, Compulsive, destructive, detrimental, difficult to break, entrenched, frustrating, HabitualMiner, hard to quit, HARMFUL, Ingrained, ingrained behavior, Minecraft, Never Stop, PERSISTENT, repeating, smp, Stubborn, Unbreakable, Unhealthy, vice

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing ever. We have like, a million diamonds just laying around for you to take. And the mobs? They all drop enchanted diamond armor, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure. And get this, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can ride unicorns and fight dragons. It’s like, totally mind-blowing.

Oh, and did I mention that all the players on the server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, it’s true. They have superpowers and can fly around and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild.

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers, wacky, and totally off-the-wall Minecraft SMP server ever, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. What more could you ask for?

CreeperCarnage

Agony, Brutal, chilling, CreeperCarnage, death, fear, Gruesome, Haunting, Horror, Macabre, Morbid, mortality, Pain, Scary, Suffering, Terrifying, violent

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only way you can die is by falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, the possibilities for death are endless and absolutely ridiculous!

Join us and experience death by being tickled to death by a horde of baby zombies, or maybe you’ll meet your demise by getting smothered in a pile of fluffy bunnies. And let’s not forget the infamous death by falling anvils – it’s like a cartoon come to life!

But wait, there’s more! How about getting eaten alive by a pack of rabid chickens or suffocating in a room filled with nothing but llamas? The crazier the death, the better on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the most outrageous deaths imaginable!