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Floydnar’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Beating, BLOCK, CLERK, counterfeit bill, crackhead, crime, Cup Foods, death, drug addiction, fake money, Floydnar the Black, Floydnars, Georgestead, Junkie, Knights, Minecraft, muggings, official lyrics, overdose, Party, Server, stacks, Tragedy, urban legend, wrestling

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ores Mined:	704	Mines Excavated:	4689
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Votes:	5087	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even junkies like Floydnar the Black are welcome! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Ever wanted to witness a crackhead staggering into Cup Foods with tales of bold muggings and stacks of cash? Well, look no further because Floydnar the Black did just that! But watch out, things took a dark turn when he tried to use a fake $20 bill to buy cigarettes and ended up getting beaten by knights. RIP Floydnar, you will be missed.

But fear not, there are plenty of other insane stories waiting for you on our server. From building epic structures to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

anxiety, awkward, Body, Break, CHECK, checking out, Checkout, cigarette break, CLERK, Clerks, Crafty, customer service, decision, grocery, grocery store, ignore, impulse, juul, mental health, MERGE, Minecraft, Panic, Retail, Social Interaction, Store, TAKES, traffic, waved

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

PhonelessPrincess

AppleCare., Behavior, Camera, clumsy, complaining, DAUGHTER, Deal, electronics, gaming pc, insurance, ipad, iPhone 13 pro, Phone, PhonelessPrincess, punishment, redmi note 11, refusing to buy, ruining her life, Slow, smartphones

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the clumsiest players can thrive! Join us and experience the ultimate adventure of trying to keep your virtual gadgets intact while building your dream world.

📱 Worried about breaking your phone like the daughter in this story? Don’t fret! On our server, your virtual devices are indestructible, no matter how many times you drop them off a cliff or into a lava pit.

💸 Save your money for in-game upgrades and expansions instead of constantly replacing broken electronics. Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear?

🤪 Join us now and show your daughter that breaking phones is so last year – on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks! Trust us, she’ll thank you for it…eventually. 😉 #MinecraftLifeLessons

HateQsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ores Mined:	3515	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9262	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Say goodbye to mundane questions like “What’s your favorite color?” and hello to epic quests like “Can you defeat the evil llama king and save the village from certain doom?” So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

MediaMartyrCraft

Backlash, Celebrity, character assassination, criticism, defamation, Destroyed, false accusations, famous person, gossip, Media, MediaMartyrCraft, public image, public scrutiny, reputation, scandal, scrutiny, Slander, tabloids, unfair treatment, unjust, vilified

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	9838
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about getting canceled by the media! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hide all our players from the paparazzi and haters. Rumor has it that even Justin Bieber sought refuge here after his infamous egg-throwing incident. So come join us and build your own fortress of protection against the harsh world of celebrity drama. Who knows, you might even run into a disgraced politician or two while you’re at it!

CraftyVenezuelaMC Server

Arrest warrant, asylum seeker, Corruption, CraftyVenezuelaMC, crisis management., Democracy, extradition, freedom of speech, González, government crackdown, human rights violation, international relations, judicial system, Latin America, opposition leader, political asylum, political exile, political persecution, Political unrest, Server, spain, Venezuela

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4738	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can fly with an elytra? well, on this server, we got this dude Gonzalez who can fly to Spain with an arrest warrant! like, how crazy is that? come join our server and maybe u can fly to Spain too, who knows? maybe u can even become the next Venezuela opposition leader, just watch out for those arrest warrants lol. join now for a wild ride, u won’t regret it!

PrisonersCraft: No Calls Home

banned, calling home, Calls, communication restrictions, communication rights, families, Geneva Convention, home, human rights violations, international conflict, Military, phone calls, PoWs, prisoner treatment, prisoners of war, PrisonersCraft, Red Cross, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, separation, Ukraine, War Crimes, war detainees

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	53	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1790

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, we got Russian PoWs in Ukraine playin’ Minecraft and they can’t even call home, so they’re like, totally dedicated to building the most epic bases and stuff. like, you won’t believe the crazy stories they tell while they’re mining for diamonds and battling creepers. it’s like a whole new level of intense gameplay, man. plus, we got this secret underground bunker where you can trade with villagers and uncover hidden treasures. it’s like a whole adventure just waiting for you to join. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Potion Party Palace

addiction, Dark Arts, FANTASY, fantasy books, fantasy literature, fantasy series, fictional addiction., fictional drugs, fictional universe, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, j k rowling, Magic, magical potions, magical substances, Palace, Party, Potion, Potions, substance abuse, witchcraft, wizarding world, Wizardry

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, like, imagine if harry potter and his crew were all, like, sippin on potions instead of casting spells and stuff. like, hermione be chuggin polyjuice potion like it’s her morning coffee and ron be sippin on liquid luck before every quidditch match.

well, if you wanna experience that kind of craziness, you gotta join this minecraft server, cuz we got potions galore, baby! you can brew up all kinds of wacky concoctions and get totally turnt in the wizarding world.

plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can have potion parties with all your friends. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen hagrid doing the macarena while chugging a love potion.

so come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride through the world of harry potter…with a twist!

What is the IP for Habitual Linecrosser Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Star Shards Collected:	129
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Habitual Linecrosser is an enigmatic artist known for pushing boundaries and defying conventional norms in their work. With a unique blend of creativity and boldness, they seamlessly blend various genres to create thought-provoking and engaging pieces that challenge the status quo. Their fearless approach to breaking barriers and embracing new ideas has garnered them a strong following and critical acclaim in the art world.

Which servers are like EeveeEmpire ?

Adventure, Battle Tower, Bingo, breeding, Catching, Claiming, Cobblemon, Economy, Gyms, Kits, Legendary, mega evolution, Pixelmon, plushies, pokemon, PvE, rankings, Shops, Stats, Survival, Tasks, Training, Trivia

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Some similar Minecraft servers to EeveeEmpire include:

1. PixelmonCraft – A popular server that combines the worlds of Minecraft and Pokémon with its Pixelmon mod. Players can catch, train, and battle Pokémon in a Minecraft world, creating a unique gaming experience.

2. PokeCentral – Another server that offers a Pokémon-themed experience in Minecraft, PokeCentral allows players to explore a world filled with Pokémon, gyms, and quests. The server also features custom plugins and events to keep players engaged.

3. Complex Gaming – This server offers a variety of game modes, including Pixelmon, Skyblock, and Survival. Players can choose their preferred game mode and play with others, joining in on events and competitions to win rewards.

4. PokeFind – A server that focuses on the Pixelmon mod, PokeFind lets players catch and train Pokémon in a Minecraft world. The server also features poke marts, tournaments, and custom quests for players to enjoy.

These servers provide similar gameplay experiences to EeveeEmpire , combining the worlds of Minecraft and Pokémon to create immersive and engaging gameplay for players.

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#blt SMP

accommodate, Additions, Communication, Community, Discord, Economy, Engaging, Environment, Features, Friendly, members, Minecraft, payments, player, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Safety, Server, Staff, Store, Suggestions, Survival, THRIVING, Training

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	588
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

#blt SMP is a friendly community wishing the best for all its members by providing a safe environment for communicating and engaging with other members of the community. All the staff are trained to accomodate any type of player and to handle most, if not all, situations that may arise as you become part of the community. Should you feel that something is wrong or should be changed for the better, contact the staff team either in game or on the Discord, we are always awaiting suggestions for feature additions.

Nothing in the store is necessary to play on the server or be part of the community, rather they are there to provide a method for the server to pay for itself to keep it running for the forseeable future to keep the community thriving.

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BlockyLife Minecraft Server

Alex Chen, Arcadia Bay, Before the Storm, BlockyLife, Bloom & Rage, chloe price, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, Double Exposure, episodic narrative game, Life is Strange, Life is Strange General, Lost Records, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, rewind time, Server, Sleepy Gays, supernatural power, true colors, Upcoming Merch

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Join our Minecraft server for an even more sleepy and gay experience than ever before! Just like in Life is Strange, you’ll have the power to rewind time and make new friends like Max Caulfield and Chloe Price. But watch out, because there’s also supernatural powers, violent anger, and world-altering sadness waiting for you. Plus, upcoming merch like Life is Strange: Heatwaves – Out now! So hop on this server for a wild ride full of drama, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of time travel. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll create in this crazy Minecraft world!