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Minecraft SMP – The Mother of All Blocks – Celtic vs. Rangers – The Battle Royale

10 league titles, away fans, battle, BLEEDING, blocks, celtic, Clement’s men, DOMINANCE, financial downfall, historic season, hostile Celtic Park, league titles, Minecraft, Mother, old firm, rangers, Rivalry, Royale.., smp, Steven Gerrard, The Mother of All Battles, unbeaten season, World record

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	238	Dimension Hops:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Get ready for the most epic season of Minecraft SMP yet! Join us as we embark on a journey filled with drama, rivalry, and intense competition. Just like the historic rivalry between Rangers and Celtic, our players will battle it out for supremacy and bragging rights.

Will you be part of the team that breaks records and makes history? Or will you join forces with the underdogs and defy the odds? With only one league title under their belt, can you help Rangers rise to the top and reclaim their former glory? Or will you be the one to lead Celtic to victory and finally achieve the elusive 10 league titles in a row?

Join us on this wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected outcomes. Who knows what will happen next in this crazy world of Minecraft SMP? So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to conquer the virtual world like never before!

BlockBribez

actions, BlockBribez, Choices, compromise, consequences, dark side, DESPERATE, Financial, Guilt, MONEY, moral bankruptcy, moral dilemma, Questionable, regret, regretful, Regrettable, sell out, selling out, shame, Unethical, worst thing

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, ballistic missile, defense system, East Asia security, global security, Hyunmoo-V, HyunmooCraft, international relations, military capabilities, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, missile development, missile technology, monster missile, nine-ton warhead, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear-like destruction, S.Korea, Server, South Korean military, strategic defense, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

aerial bombs, air defense, aircraft, airshow, BombCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Guided, Incident, international relations, Launching, Military, Military Action, Politics, RETALIATION, Russian, russians, shoot down, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, War, weapons

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

/qa2/ meme, AMA, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election, influencer, internet culture, mastermind, meme creator, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, political activism, Politics, Presidential election, QAnon, question and answer, Server, social media, trump, trump 2020, viral

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Love Letters Sent:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

Allure, attractive, blocky, body image, bonanza, boobies, bosom, breasts, Bust, cleavage, curves, desire, eroticism, female anatomy, Femininity, mammaries, Physical attraction, seduction, sex appeal, sexual appeal, Sexuality, Tempting, tits

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

Awareness, blocks, blocky, boobies, breast cancer, colorectal cancer, deaths, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, lives, medical advancements, mortality rate, Pancreatic cancer, Prevention, research, Rise, risk factors, Save, Screening, statistics, survival rates, Treatment, unknown reasons, younger women

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Animals Bred:	122
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Anime, Characters, decision, Diverse, Entertainment, genre, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, not gay, opinion, Plot, Recommendation, review, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, watch

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3328	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!