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NomNomCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special food called “Diamond Cake” that once you take a bite, you won’t be able to stop eating it! Legend has it that players who eat this delicious treat gain superpowers and can fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. Join us now and indulge in the tastiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

anniversary, CASUALTIES, Conflict, dissent, extremism, Faction, gaza, Hamas, Israel, long-term effects, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Palestinian, Political, resistance, Server, Support, Toll, Unrest, violence, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	3390	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Votes:	3359

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we fight like Hamas in Gaza but with blocks instead of bombs! Our war is so epic, it’s like a year-long battle of epic proportions! The toll is heavy but the support is weak, just like our enemies when they see our epic builds and PvP skills! Join now and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead! Let’s show those dissenters what we’re made of, block by block!

PutinCraft2020

collusion, Communication, controversial, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, election loss, foreign relations, international affairs, News, phone calls, political leaders, president, Presidential election, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, united states, us politics, White House, world leaders

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	193	Void Gems Collected:	33
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

2024.., action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, Characters, comedy, comics, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Issue 45, japanese, magazine, Manga, manga artists, Minecraft, Popular, Serialized, Server, SHONEN, Stories, Weekly publication, Weekly Shonen Magazine

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Emeralds Found:	2218	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Votes:	8925	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

#FantasyGP, adrian newey., Alpine 100 Race Plan, Bull, Domination, Edition, F1 title, Fernando Alonso, Formula, formula one, general, haas, Lewis, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Pierre Wache, Ralf Schumacher, red, red bull, RELENTLESS, robbed, smp, United States Grand Prix, wake, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Farms Harvested:	254
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

NoSoloMinecraftServer

25F, 25M, apartment, DATING, graduate student, guest, House, kitchen, long-term partners, NoSoloMinecraftServer, ontario, partner, private items, rent controlled, roommate, roommates, snooping, Unattended, UNCOMFORTABLE, University, Valuables

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

MommaDramaCraft

childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, emotional scars, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family relationships, gender bias, gender disappointment, lack of compassion, lack of love, maternal disappointment, maternal favoritism, MommaDramaCraft, parental expectations, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	3758
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Towns Built:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the gender disappointment of your parents! Our server is filled with adventures, treasures, and no gender bias!

Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!

So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!

MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fantasies, cinematic myths, dramatic climaxes, dramatic twists, exaggerated action sequences, exaggerated romance, fantasy elements, far-fetched storylines, fictional events, fictional plot devices, Hollywood exaggerations, implausible scenarios, improbable coincidences, larger-than-life characters, movie cliches, MovieMagicMinecraftSMP, over-the-top drama, unbelievable plot twists, unrealistic outcomes, unrealistic scenarios

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MisunderstoodCraft

complexity, Connection, deep emotional connection, Depth, depth of feeling, emotions, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Meaningful, misunderstood, MisunderstoodCraft, Passion, Personal, perspective, Significance, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unique, VALUES

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!