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  • SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

    SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!
    Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

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  • Clump Clearing Brain Wastes Server

    Clump Clearing Brain Wastes Server
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRAIN WASTE-CLEARANCE PATHWAYS FOR THE FIRST TIME! WE GOT PROTEINS LIKE AMYLOID AND TAU FORMING CLUMPS AND TANGLES LIKE A BRAIN PUZZLE!

    COME ON AND EXPLORE OUR SERVER WHERE YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN TANGLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE AMYLOIDS!

    ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET LAB WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH BRAIN CELLS AND CREATE YOUR OWN BRAIN JUICE?

    JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET BRAINY!

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  • GenderFail Minecraft Server

    GenderFail Minecraft Server
    come join our wacky minecraft server where we have boxing matches between players who failed gender tests at the world championships! watch as they duke it out in the ring, throwing punches and potions at each other. who will come out on top in this epic battle of the sexes? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground fight club where players can bet on the matches and win rare items. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • NasalSprayCraft: Clearing Tau & Improving Minds

    NasalSprayCraft: Clearing Tau & Improving Minds
    Yo, so like, on this server, we got this crazy nasal spray treatment that can like, totally clear out all the bad stuff in your brain and make you super smart and stuff. It’s like, magic in a bottle, bro.

    Picture this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you take a hit of that nasal spray and BAM! You’re like, the Einstein of the server, outsmarting all the other players and dominating the game.

    And get this, we got aged tauopathy mice running around the server, but don’t worry, the nasal spray works on them too. They go from being old and slow to fast and furious, taking on creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal.

    So if you wanna level up your Minecraft game and become a brainiac like never before, join us on this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, it’s worth it. Let’s get spraying, baby!

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