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NoMILNoSILAllowedCraft

aita, bad person, children, Condo, cousins, dramatic, Inheritance, mean, MIL, Mistreated, mixed child, NoMILNoSILAllowedCraft, overreacted, Petty, SIL, single mom, Telling, town house, Troubled, unfit mother, Wedding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8062	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of good vibes? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any toxic behavior – not even from your mother-in-law!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle epic mobs with your friends. But the real challenge? Dealing with MIL Pat and her shady antics.

Imagine a world where your SIL Alice is the hero, raising her kids while studying to become an orthodontics assistant. She’s a total boss, and we stan a queen who doesn’t take any nonsense from mean MILs.

And speaking of MILs, ours is a whole other level of crazy. She wore a beige dress to a wedding? That’s nothing compared to her outrageous behavior on our server. Watch out for flying planters and inappropriate language – she’s a real piece of work.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of family drama, Minecraft adventures, and a whole lot of laughs? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to keep your cool when things get heated – we’ve got your back, even when your MIL doesn’t.

CovidCrafter SMP

covid, covid aftermath, covid complications, covid health issues, Covid impact, covid long term effects, covid recovery, covid recovery challenges, covid recovery experiences, covid recovery journey, covid recovery stories, covid recovery support, covid survivors, COVID symptoms, CovidCrafter, health complications, long haulers, long-term effects, permanent damage, post-covid syndrome, respiratory issues, smp

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mines Excavated:	4074	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your quarantine blues! Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

On our server, we have a special potion that can cure any lingering effects of covid. That’s right, no more coughing or fatigue – just pure gaming bliss! But be warned, this potion is guarded by a fearsome Ender Dragon who demands a dance-off before granting access. Can you bust a move and claim your cure?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in epic dance battles for rare loot and bragging rights. Who knew that defeating a pandemic could be so funky?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and leave your covid woes behind. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate dancing champion of the server!

CreeperCrisis: Sorry to Blow Up Your House!

awkward, awkward silence, bad news, BLOW, brutal honesty, Confrontation, CreeperCrisis, difficult conversation, difficult truth, Disappointment, EMBARRASSING, hard truth, harsh truth, hate to break it to you, Honesty, House, reality check, sensitive topic, tough love, truth hurts, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable truth, worst moment

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	56
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of dirt to mine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket, or the joy of pranking unsuspecting players by filling their chests with nothing but stacks of rotten flesh.

We have a thriving community of players who love to pull off insane stunts and create wild builds that will leave you in awe. Plus, our admin team is always ready to spice things up with spontaneous events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in 60 seconds.

So come on, join us and see why our server is the talk of the Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

RussianRaidersMC

Cargo, Dangerous, emergency response, environmental hazard, hazardous materials, international incident, marine pollution, maritime accident, maritime safety, Norwegian coast guard, Norwegian waters, rescue operation, runs aground, Russian, Russian exports, RussianRaidersMC, salvage operation, Ship, Shipping industry, stranded, Vessel

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	169	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A SHIP WITH DANGEROUS RUSSIAN CARGO RUNNING AGROUND IN NORWEGIAN WATERS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD EPIC SHIPS AND CRASH THEM INTO ICEBERGS LIKE A TRUE CAPTAIN! WE’VE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RUSSIAN SPY NOVEL, AND MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW ABOUT NORWEGIAN FISHERMEN!

JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF SURVIVING A SHIPWRECK, FIGHTING OFF PIRATES, AND TRADING WITH VIKINGS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WELCOMING AS A WARM BLANKET ON A COLD WINTER NIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON BOARD AND SET SAIL FOR AN ADVENTURE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET!

Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds – Where you can mod your way to world domination!

Aerial aspect, Airship racing, airships, artillery, Astronomy, Black-powder firearms, Cannons, Cheese, Chunk claiming, civilisation-ending event, coin economy, Conquer, Create, decorations, Discord, Domination, Epic Knights, farmers delight, FFA brawls, Flintlocks, food system, Geopolitics, Immersive Airships, meadow, mod, Modded, Modpack, muskets, Nations, Paintings, Pistol duels, Player-operated vendors, refuge, Routine Events, Sildaris, Spyglass astronomy, Steam-fantasy, Vinery, Warfare System, Wilds, wine, world

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Description	Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]
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Overview

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships
Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets
Immersive gear from Epic Knights
Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops
Chunk claiming
Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics
Routine events with lucrative rewards
And so much more, such as astronomy, decorations, or wine and cheese!

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the economy based on?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors.
Are there routine events?	Yes, there are routine events with lucrative rewards, ranging from FFA brawls to pistol duels or airship racing!
What are some unique aspects of the server?	Unique aspects include airships, cannons, flintlocks and muskets, immersive gear from Epic Knights, and more.
Can players create nations?	Yes, players can create nations or join existing ones to work together and grow.
How can I start playing?	Join our Discord using the link provided in the description to start playing on the server.

Blame Her Minecraft Server

Blame, criticism, cultural norms, Decision making, emigrating, immigration, judgment, LEAVING, Migration, Minecraft, people, personal choice, Relocation, Server, societal attitudes, societal beliefs, societal criticism, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal norms, societal pressure, societal values

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every time you walk through the door.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary emigrating sheep who has traveled to every corner of the Minecraft world, leaving a trail of wool and confusion in her wake. People say she’s the reason for all the chaos on our server, but we say she’s just misunderstood.

So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next emigrating legend of our server!

wake up in minecraft smp ohio

Anon, autumn, blockquotepwake, coffee, coffee date, fall drinks, Friends, friendship, get together, hang out, Invitation, latte, Minecraft, morning routine, Ohio, Ohio life, ohiopblockquote, Plans, Pumpkin, pumpkin spice lattes, smp, socializing, Starbucks, Wake Up

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchantments Applied:	219
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Votes:	7267

> Wake up in Ohio and find yourself in a world where pumpkins are the ultimate power source. Join our Minecraft SMP where pumpkin spice lattes are the key to unlocking hidden abilities and taking over the server!

> Fight off hordes of zombie baristas who are trying to steal your precious pumpkin spice lattes and claim them as their own. Only the strongest and most caffeinated players will survive!

> Build a pumpkin spice latte fortress to protect yourself from rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious beverages. Form alliances with other players to create the ultimate pumpkin spice latte empire!

> Explore the vast pumpkin spice latte mines deep underground, where you can mine for rare spices and ingredients to create the most powerful lattes in the land. But beware, the pumpkin spice monsters lurking in the shadows will stop at nothing to protect their precious resources!

Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a pumpkin spice latte-fueled adventure like never before. Are you ready to sip your way to victory?

Bedrock Boyfriend’s Minecraft Server

aita, bedrock, bottles of pee, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriends, cleaning, Communication, Confronting, depression, distant, downplay, found, mental health, Minecraft, relationship, Server, Support, Talking, Trash, UNCOMFORTABLE, under his bed, Understanding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Towns Built:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find more surprises than bottles of pee under your boyfriend’s bed! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, drama, and maybe even a few hidden treasures (hopefully not pee-related).

Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?

And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?

So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).

PreggoPuffCraft

annoyance, Apology, celebration, construction, Damage, disagreement, family, fertility struggles, good news, Happy, Hosting, husband, passive aggressive, Poison, PreggoPuffCraft, pregnant sister, Protect, Ridiculous, smoking, smoking outside, unborn child

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family gatherings filled with passive-aggressive behavior and unreasonable requests.

Join us and leave all the baby drama behind! Our server is a smoke-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about upsetting any pregnant family members. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of boundaries.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama at the door. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

TraumaTalksMC SMP

childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Communication, coping strategies, difficult conversations, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family, healing, Honesty, mental health, parental relationships, parents, past trauma, smp, support system, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaTalksMC, unresolved issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	901249	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchantments Applied:	252	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of awkward family dinners where you’re holding onto a dark secret from your childhood? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape reality and never have to face those uncomfortable conversations again! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and forget all about your traumatic past. Plus, who needs therapy when you can build a virtual world where anything is possible? So come on, join us and leave your emotional baggage at the door – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be carrying is your diamond sword!